Moment bloody swole kangaroo flexes and stares down annoying barking dog

By this stage, we reckon you big bloody bewdiful legends are pretty f**ken knowledgeable about kangaroos and the fact they can be built like brick s**thouses. If you’re not, you should be, but just in case, give this video a squiz and check out the way this big male flexes at an annoying dog.

Yeah, nah, there’s a bloody reason we keep the kangaroo on our coat of arms. We live in a country that’s f**ken chockers with scary creatures.

There’s the dreaded magpie, the killer cassowary, the crocs, the spiders, the sharks and the snakes as well.

Shit, even the humble platypus is bloody venomous.

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Bloody kangaroos, though, can be staunch as f**k. If you want an animal to have your corner in a fight, they’re your pick. They punch, jump, and f**ken kick anyone who pisses them off. That’s why the dog in this video should be thankful there’s a fence between it and the roo.

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Anyway, as you can see, the dog’s at the fence, barking its tits off at the roo. Old mate’s just like, ‘who the f**k does this little prick think he is?’ He flexes his abs, showing off how much of a rig he is, and we’re not sure, but he looks like he calls the dog a wanker too.

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Either that or he’s scratching his nuts and flogging his log just to show how threatening the dog isn’t. Still, you’ve gotta give it to the dog. It holds its ground, fully aware that the fence is keeping it safe.

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We’re not sure of the dog’s name, but according to reports, the kangaroo is known as Bruiser.

Final thought: Yeah, nah, we’re seeing a few of these kangaroos lately. They’re playing up and letting the locals know that they’re around. If you’ve come across a feisty one, let us know. S**t, if you’ve got good footage of one doing something mental, give us a squiz. You know what to do!

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