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Van hurtles straight into roundabout like a f*cken game of Mario Kart

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Throughout our recent history, people have searched for ways to fly. Ways to reach the heavens. Ways to reach for the sky, leave the ground behind, and say “Seeya later, bitches, I’m a f**ken duck now and it’s high ti...

Mark Wahlberg’s daily routine is f*cken outrageous

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From the outside looking in, it’s pretty f**ken easy to talk sh*t about celebrities and their routines. After all, these lucky lotto-winning b*stards have all the free time and money in the world to pump iron, eat sup...

Satanic letter written by possessed nun has been decoded

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Fark, cobbers, get your rosary beads, holy water and crucifixes ready, because this story is all about that creepy demonic sh*t! That’s right, with The Nun scaring the bejesus out of cinema-goers; we’ve come across th...

Russia is opening a Jurassic Park-Style cloning facility to revive extinct species

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OK, ladies and gentlemen, rightio, sheilas and wankers, it’s time we set the record straight. We hear that it’s a bad idea to revive long-extinct species too bloody often. We’re told that what’s dead should stay dead ...

Tesla billionaire Elon Musk gets blazed with Joe Rogan

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You’ve probably heard of Elon Musk. He’s kind of a big deal in the world of technology and engineering. His public image as the brains behind a socially responsible company that likes to think about sustainable and ef...

Sheila caught on CCTV camera pumping a massive sh*t on stranger’s driveway

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Living in a world where you could be on camera at pretty much any given time has its ups and downs. For an up, just consider you’re caught in some sort of accident or implicated in some sort of crime, but the CCTV foo...

Get some perspective: These things happened at the same time

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History is one of those funny things that seems pretty straightforward – and it kinda is when you’re looking at it in a ‘this sh*t happened in the past’ sorta way. But when you’re looking at things that happened concu...

These baristas serve coffee in nothing but skimpy bikinis

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If you like a double-shot with your coffee, then you might want to check out Bikini Beans Espresso in the US. Bikini Beans Espresso is the place to go. It’s got small cups, medium cups, large cups and d-cups. Nah, yea...

Russian Deep-Sea Fisherman Catches Some F**ked Up Sh*t!

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The deepest darks of the ocean are often cited as the last frontier on our big wet planet. They’re supposed to shelter some potentially terrifying beasties that look like they’ve fallen out of the ugly tree, hit every...

Nigerian scammer scams banker out of $242 million bucks

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One of the best things about the internet is how easy it makes it to marry a Nigerian prince or win the Nigerian lottery. I dunno about you, but I must have won that thing several times over by now. Of course, most of...

Bloke jumps 25,000ft From Airplane without a f*cken parachute, survives

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Some people are born with a desire to live life on the edge, a real penchant for putting themselves in the mouth of danger, a fetish for adrenaline-fuelled situations that’ll mean you’re finished if you f**k it up! ...

Redditors who have been clinically dead share their ‘afterlife’ experiences

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Death. Going beyond the veil, crossing the Jordan, biting the big one, kicking the bucket, pushing up daisies, becoming food for worms or joining the great majority; whatever you want to call it, it’s the end. It’...

Russian arms firm Kalashnikov unveils 13ft walking soldier robot

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Bloody Russia! The country that never disappoints when it comes to its internet contributions. And we mean that. Sometimes a country’s internet fodder is a little weak and fails to inspire pants-sh***ing terror in the...

Footage of tarantula shedding its skin is f*cken terrifying

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There’s a bloody good reason spiders and spider-like monsters are meat and f**ken potatoes stock monsters for the horror genre, heavy metal and Halloween. They’re spectacular predators that scare the sh*t out of tonne...

The comedy of errors behind Warrnambool’s new wombat mural

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Some things are just meant to happen. Call it fate, call it destiny, call it whatever you want, but when circumstances conspire to create something awesome – like the Warrnambool wombat – you’ve just gotta nod your he...

Base jumper makes f*cken epic entrance to rooftop pool party

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G’day, ya legends. How are ya? Hopefully you’re feeling good and not like you wanna tell some prick to go and jump off a building. However, if you’re feeling a bit like giving someone their marching – and plummeting –...

These things are surprisingly way bigger than you’d expect

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Sometimes it can be hard for us to fully comprehend just how big some sh*t is. After all, for many of us, an awful lot of what we’ve seen when it comes to this sort of thing has been in photographic form. Textbooks, m...

Brazilian surfer breaks world record with f*cken monster wave

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When it comes to surfing, there’s nothing quite as awe-inspiring as one gnarly dude or one bodacious babe catching a f**ken tidal wave and gliding across it like a bloody boss. In an incredible feat, Brazilian surfer,...

Angry Dad belts a bloke for f**king on the local cricket pitch after refusing to stop

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Young love is a thing of beauty. Those first tender feelings, that sneaky kiss you steal inside the cinema, that cheeky root you score on the local cricket pitch… Of course, not everyone’s happy when you slip one insi...

Mum uses mysterious beautiful fragrant “lump” in bathroom, then learns horrifying origins

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om Finds Mysterious Fragrant Lump In Her Bathroom, Then Realizes Something HORRIFYING Kids are f**ken gross, it’s not a secret. Whether they’re booger-eating little ferals, bratty little snot-faces or big acne-scar...