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Paraglider gets into biff with kangaroo during landing, because ‘STRAYA
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It only takes a rudimentary knowledge of wildlife, geography and near-death experiences to know that Australia is famed for possessing wildlife that’ll f**k you up. To be honest, we’re not really sure how we came to p...
Bloke caught catching 40 f**ken winks on the highway has his Tesla goes 120kmph
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We’ve all heard about the Tesla’s awesome as f**k ability to self-drive. S**t, we’ve even shown you one on the go, but, on the flip-side of that, there’s also the tesla that skittled a f**ken robot at a recent trade f...
Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery
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This is gonna sound a bit grim, but that’s all right, because we don’t actually mean it to and it’ll all make sense in just a second. Here goes: have you ever considered where you’d like to die? At home in your bed se...
Son bloody drops bloke pestering his sick mum
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We’re not the sort of blokes who advocate for violence here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but if there’s one time you just don’t have a choice, it’s when someone’s disrespecting your mother. Yeah, nah, when that s**t happens, ...
Group of women claim “self stimulation” is the key to getting through childbirth
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The Divinyls sang back in the 80’s about the fine line between pleasure and pain. Somehow I don't think they were talking about metaphors for masturbation and childbirth, but I've been wrong once or twice before. I...
Drunk captain smashes cargo ship into South Korean bridge
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Does anyone else remember the sequel to the Speed movie, Speed 2? We do, and if you’re wondering how they managed to top the legendary first movie, it was simple. Speed, but on a ship and with added Willem Defoe. Anyw...
Bloke captures the moment he takes shortcut through avalanche to Destination F*@#ed
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While us Ozzy's are over here sweatin' our balls off and tryin' not to die of bloody heatstroke, some poor buggers on the other side of the globe near Denver, Colorado were dancing with an icy death in the form of a m...
Watch this f**k-off big spider drag an opossum to its lair
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By this stage, we’re all aware that the deadly predatory instincts of spiders aren’t limited solely to catching s**t in webs. We all know that the little pricks can actually get pretty f**ken big and that some of the ...
Star Wars Galaxy’s Edge theme park looks f***en outrageously good
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There are two types of people on this planet: those who reckon Star Wars is the f**ken s**t and those who are wrong. And really, whether you’re a fan or not, you can’t argue with the sheer impact it’s had on our cultu...
Shirtless Russian bloke with knife in back leaves hospital for a durry in the freezing
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Man With Knife In Back Walks Out Of Hospital For Cigarette Under -10°C Temperature Despite the fact every cigarette-smoking mother**ker you know claims they could quit smoking any time they wanted, the habit’s supp...
South African Pastor blows everyone’s minds bringing bloke “back to life” at service
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Bringing dudes back to life has long been a goal of mankind. From Victor Frankenstein to Herbert West, our literature’s absolutely chockers with pricks who want to show they can cross the pale and assume the power of ...
Turns out the entire f***en Internet is outraged by PETA’s scummy attack on Steve Irwin
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As you’re no doubt aware, those dodgy vultures over at PETA really raised our bloody ire the other day. We won’t patronise you with all the details, but they decided to have a crack at our beloved Steve ‘the bloody le...
Real-life Russian Mario Kart on a frozen river is f***en insane!
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You know, every now and then we start to think about how we haven’t been across to Russia in a while and how we kinda miss those crazy b**tards and their over-the-bloody-top antics. Naturally, that means it’s only a m...
People share hilarious stories of being caught by their parents “chokin’ the chicken”
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There are few thing is in this bloody world more certain than death and f**ken taxes. And the fact that horny teenage boys are gonna beat their bishops every chance they get is another one! It’s like your missus ta...
PETA sparks huge f***en backlash with anti-Steve Tweet on his Birthday
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Look, first of all, we get it PETA. We know what you’re trying to do – you wanted free publicity – and to a large extent, the fact we’re even talking about your bulls**t post about Steve ‘the bloody legend’ Irwin mean...
Fireman forced to rescue “compromised” bloke from massage parlour window
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Sometimes life is a bloody farce, isn’t it. Sometimes that sucks and you have to deal with the whole world laughing at you. Sometimes, though, it’s not you that’s being laughed at, it’s some other bugger. When that’s ...
Sheila demands persuasive essay for her BJ services, bloke writes the mother of all essays
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The humble bj is indeed a pretty f**ken marvellous thing. Anyone who’s ever had one won’t need convincing otherwise. Unfortunately, for some blokes, getting some mouth to south resuscitation isn’t as simple as it look...
Police are on the hunt for the Kiwi Butt-Plug Bandits
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We all know the media loves to come up with catchy names for people. If you’re an alleged criminal, that name might have something to do with your alleged crimes. With that in mind, we give you the Butt-Plug Bandits. ...
Bloke accidentally makes sheila think he is a serial killer, deletes her online account
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All right, ya big bloody legends, you know we love a bit of Reddit around here. The reason for that, as always, is that it’s a melting pot of people who aren’t afraid to tell you s**t you really don’t need to know. No...
Bloke charged with murder after throwing hot dog napkin in bin at hockey game
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We’ve got to be approaching the point where there’s just no getting away with murder. Technology might not have advanced to Minority Report levels, but f**k me sideways, it’s pretty s**t hot. You might have heard of a...
