All Crikey!
Coastguard jumps onto moving submarine filled with $500 million worth of drugs
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If you ask most people how drugs get smuggled into the country, they’d probably just assume that they get crammed up some poor bugger’s arsehole before he gets on a plane and starts crossing international borders. But...
Someone hacked a Roomba to shout profanities when it bumps into things
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If you’ve ever stubbed your toe, banged your shin, or caught your head on a low hanging shelf, you’ll know that it’s bloody painful. Funnily enough, if you do any of those things while you’re cleaning up, they’re stil...
‘The Bandit’ is a Brazilian bull that no-one has been able to ride successfully
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We’re pretty sure we’ve talked about the massive bloody balls you need to participate in the rodeo on this site in the past. We stand by that. Some blokes and blokettes are born tough bastards. And that makes the rode...
UV light shows just how messy a standing pee is
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One of the greatest things about being a male is the ability to take a leak standing up and then shake it off when you’re done. It might seem minor, but it truly is a blessing. It adds unbridled freedom to life. Need ...
Bloke discovers cobra hidden in motorbike, handles it like absolute legend
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Here in Ozzyland, we’ve got a bit of a reputation because of our snakes. And while we’re not going to suggest that our snakes really aren’t that bad – we do have 21 of the 25 most venomous snakes in the world – they’r...
Children in Vietnam have a novel way of getting across river to go to school
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No matter where you live, lecturing the kids and grandkids about how bloody difficult your walk to school was is a fundamental human right. We honestly reckon that if you’re a granddad – or a dad – and you’re not bloo...
Bloke gets stabbed in the guts but still manages to knock out his attacker
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Have we told you blokes lately that we bloody love Russians? We do, you know. We friggen love ‘em. They are the internet’s go-to crazy bastards. The wild card. The bloody surprise package – and seriously, if there’s o...
Two great white sharks attack each other in South Australia
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You know we get pretty friggen excited when we’ve got an animal throwdown here on Ozzy Man Reviews. Deadset, we crank up the Survivor album, we froth at the mouth and we pitch a tent in our bloody grundies. It really ...
Bloke goes blind in one eye from showering with contact lenses in
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As young blokes, pretty much all of us are warned that we’ll send ourselves blind at one point or another. The reasons for that tend to vary, but most of the time, we’re also told that we’ll also earn ourselves hairy ...
Innocent nan puts on ‘thermal socks’ – not realising they’re for something else
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After a quick survey, we’re pretty sure that most people know that ‘odd socks are cock socks’. It’s an old adage that’s stood the test of time. And there’s a reason for that. There’s a shape there. That’s all we’re go...
Aussie bloke lets spider take on cockroach after finding both in bathroom
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Rightio, blokes and blokettes, have we got a bloody treat for you today! In the past, we’ve seen some great battles, but today, we’ve got two contenders from the world of the creepy crawlies going head to head. In one...
Crim’s massive fart alerts police to his hiding spot leading to arrest
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Mate, if you’re not familiar with the trope of sneezing while you’re trying to hide, you’ve clearly missed out on some quality viewing in your life. After all, it’s right up there with the best of the old chestnuts th...
Angry Cockatoo destroys entire row of anti-nesting spikes
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Here in Ozzyland, we bloody love a rogue. Yeah, fair dinkum, ever since the days of Ned Kelly, cheeky scallywags have been high on our list of Ozzy legends, and if this video’s anything to go by, a cranky cockatoo fro...
Bloke captures huge volcano eruption from his nearby sailboat
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Unless you’ve been under a rock in recent days, you probably know that the Stromboli volcano on the Italian island of Stromboli in Sicily has blown its bloody load. Yeah, deadset, the volcano has erupted, killing one ...
Bloke challenges old high school tormentor who ended up as a school superintendent
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You probably don’t need us to tell you this, but bullying really is a rubbish hobby. It’s the kind of thing that only makes others feel bad – and if you need that to make yourself feel good, you probably need to get y...
Final boss of the bottle-cap challenge has been found
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If you’re a fan of Ozzy Man Reviews, you know all about the bloody bottle-cap challenge. If you’re one of our legendary top fans, you definitely know and you probably reckon that no one can beat Ozzy’s own Vegemite ca...
Nurses ‘off their faces’ after Granddad brings cannabis infused cake into hospital
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We’re not sure whether it’s all the dodgy movies we watched as kids, but we’re always gonna find something funny about unsuspecting people mistakenly eating weed-laced edibles. As you can tell from the title of this s...
Steve and Robert Irwin fed the same Croc in the same place 15 years apart
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If you’ve been on social media over the last few days, you’d no doubt have seen some images of Steve ‘Bloody Legend’ Irwin’s son Robert feeding one of Australia Zoo’s crocodile in the same place his old man used to. I...
This bloke found a creature that looks like an alien on his ceiling
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The internet’s the kinda place where people can spend their whole life looking at cute pictures of adorable puppies and gorgeous kittens. The kind of place where it’s easy to forget that Mother Nature loves a bloody u...
Cockroaches are evolving to a point where they’ll be immune to all bug sprays
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If you know someone with a mortal fear of cockroaches – known as katsaridaphobia by blokes who wanna win television game shows – tell ‘em you’ve got some great news. Seriously, do it. It’ll make their facial expressio...
