Russian gas station attendant fights off armed robber with her mop
There’s nothing quite like watching an underdog gain victory over a supposedly superior opponent. If they use a bit of pluck and some quirky methods to get there, then that’s even better in our book. So when we saw that a Siberian servo-sheila fought off a pepper-spray wielding robber, we knew you’d be keen to have a bloody squiz!
Rightio, if you haven’t gathered, it’s gonna be colder than an yeti’s yams where we’re going for this one, so rug the f**k up, and get ready for a long flight to bloody Siberia.
When our video opens, you can see the servo-sheila is just chilling by the door, keeping an eye on things when old mate comes in and f**ken pepper-sprays her. Deadset, he doesn’t even say hello, he’s just like, “Here, love, have some f**ken pain!”
She runs outside to get help, wash the spray out of her eyes and, presumably, scream profanities at the sky. The robber, the filthy prick, makes his way to the cash register where he blunders around in a confused state.
It looks like he pepper sprays himself in the face when the heroic sheila who saves the day comes in. He doesn’t show too much of a response, so his mask might be working, or he might be off his bloody head, but the plucky heroine makes a break for the corner as old mate threatens her.
Then, f**ken distraction! Another worker comes to the door then sorta disappears around the side. The robber comes and says some more s**t to the legendary servo-sheila as she prepares her ultimate weapon.
And then, as soon as he turns his back, F**KEN MOP! She brains him and he realises this is more f**ken hassle than it’s worth. He makes for the door and she smashes him like the rat he is. Whomp! F**ken whomp!
Deadset, heroes don’t always wear capes. They do, however, clean up the bad guys.
Final thought: Whether or not you’re right to try and fight an armed robber is one thing. What matters here is that it was successful and the servo-sheila didn’t get hurt. Deadset, don’t mess with f**ken Russians, man. Just don’t do it.
A security camera in a gas station in the Siberian region of Novosibirsk captured the moment a masked robber used pepper spray to get to the cash register pic.twitter.com/5F6h9VjPM0
— Reuters (@Reuters) December 17, 2019
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