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E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Reunites with Elliott 37 Years Later
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It’s no exaggeration to say that E.T. is one of the most memorable movies ever made. Honestly, it’s a bloody classic, and thankfully, it’s one that no bloody lunatic Hollywood producer has tried to sully with a dodgy ...
Aussie firefighters break into dance after rain falls onto bushfire area
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As you probably know, large swathes of our bewdiful country have been completely f**ked on by fire lately. The damage has been devastating. Lives have been lost. Koalas have truly been sent up s**t creek, and homes ha...
Russian farmers are moving their cows into a f*@#en VR utopia
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If you’re lucky enough to have had a crack at virtual reality video games, you know they’re bloody hectic. Deadset, there’s something pretty f**ken swish about immersing yourself into another world and escaping the mu...
A Seinfeld branded Lego set could be released and we’re bloody excited
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We’ve spoken a few times recently about how Lego’s come a long f**ken way since the 90s. Obviously, you’ve still got your random block boxes, but we’re seeing more and more epic collector’s edition sets featuring pop ...
Sheila claims “butt sunning” is the secret to energy surges, better sleep and more creativity
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In this day and age, you can get a pill or a supplement for pretty much anything. Unfortunately, this rush for chemical fixes just takes away from nature’s natural ability to make you a f**ken beacon of light and prod...
The “dump and run” smiling serial sh**ter is destroying Toronto
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Sometimes in life, you’ve just gotta be prepared for things to go awry. Deadset, every now and then, the world conspires to just dump a bucket of s**t on you and there’s nothing you can do about it. Sometimes, just so...
This sheila has gone viral for these bloody ridiculous babysitter requirements
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Anyone who’s got a couple of tin-lids or more knows that good babysitters are bloody hard to find. Yeah, it’s really not like the television told us when we were younger. It’s way more difficult. You can rely on your ...
82-year-old powerlifting sheila savagely beats the s**t out of home intruder
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We love a bloody good feel-good story here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and if this isn’t a feel-good story, we don’t know what is. So, to start, you’ve got an 82-year-old sheila, Willie Murphy, who’s a renowned power lifter....
Bloke goes ballistic after finding out his family are microwaving the thanksgiving turkey
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All right, so apparently over in the States, there’s a big night coming up where they eat a s**tload of turkey. Naturally, different families have their own recipes. In no sensible place, should that recipe involve a ...
Florida dog does doughnuts in car before police arrive
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Even here in Ozzyland, we’re aware of the connotations of being dubbed a Florida man or Florida woman. What we didn’t know, though, is that apparently, there are even Florida dogs and it looks like they get up to just...
Sheila went back and edited Instagram captions to reveal the truth about her pictured exes
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The internet and social media are pretty bloody powerful tools when it comes to putting your best foot forward. Yeah, nah, anyone can make themself look bloody good online by only focusing on the positive in their rel...
Doctor’s share Russian Popeye’s horrific arm extractions!
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As you probably know all too well, the Russian Popeye, Kirill Tereshin, shot to internet ‘fame’ in Russia after giving himself some pretty over-the-top muscles via synthol injections. We’ve covered him a couple of tim...
Criminal gets roasted online after ‘disguise’ fails to fool local police
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We all know that when you’re on the lam, the smartest thing you can do is lay low and keep your ear to the ground. After all, unless you’re a f**ken master of disguise, you’re probably going to be recognised by someon...
People on Twitter reacted to the viral deer ‘shag’ video and they’re pure gold
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From time to time, everyone needs to see to their urges. There’s no shame in it, and we’ve all been there. Of course, we might not have been there to the extent that the stag in this video’s been there, but you know w...
$20m lottery winner now works seven day weeks delivering coal
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The world’s full of stories about blokes who win f**ken millions on the lottery, but blow it all on s**t and end up with nothing. Unfortunately, the whole thing isn’t just an urban myth. It turns out some blokes reall...
Badass Aussie sheila runs into dangerous bushfire to rescue Koala
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For all the talk about Ozzyland’s most dangerous critters being ready to f**k you up, we often overlook the fact that one of our greatest little marvels is the bloody koala. These little f**kers are a pretty amazing m...
This real-time animation which will change your perception of the speed of light
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Look, we all know that if there’s one thing that’s really bloody quick, it’s the speed of light. Deadset, it’s pretty much the go-to for referencing things that move really quickly. And that’s one of the things that’s...
US politician denies ripping huge fart in the middle of a live TV interview
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The unwelcome fart. The bloody gatecrasher. The uninvited guest. Whatever you want to call it, there’s no secret that we’ve all fallen victim to – or even unleashed – a poorly timed fart. For what it’s worth, we don’t...
The internet went crazy after this ‘motorboat’ happened live on X-Factor
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The world’s a pretty bloody PC place these days. For some, that’s a bad thing. For others, not so much. And, if we’re completely honest, while there’s always a place for innocent banter, if we end up with some fair bo...
Deep sea submarine explorer is stalked by bloody scary Abyssal Squid
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It’s long been established that the ocean floor is a vastly unexplored and – dare we say it – alien place. It’s well known for being seriously f**ken hard to investigate thanks to combinations of high pressure, extrem...
