People on Twitter reacted to the viral deer ‘shag’ video and they’re pure gold
From time to time, everyone needs to see to their urges. There’s no shame in it, and we’ve all been there. Of course, we might not have been there to the extent that the stag in this video’s been there, but you know what we’re talking about. So, have a squiz at this one and then put yourself in the horny bugger’s shoes…
You may have seen it already, but when we join the video, we’ve got Mr Stag going to town on what – at first – appears to be a doe.
Yeah, a deer.
A female deer. Of course, it’s not actually a female deer at all. S**t, it’s not even a deer, and Mr Stag is about to find that out the hard way.
Before we get to the climax of the story, though, let’s picture Mr Stag’s train of thought as the thirsty bugger cruises through the wilderness, eventually finding his way into what looks like someone’s yard. We don’t know if he’d knocked back a few woodland ales before his stroll, but we’re just gonna say it’s possible.
Because when he sees that female doe standing there and not doing much apart from presenting the goods, he’s like, “Yeah, you’ll do.” We assume he creeps up on her, and when she doesn’t run away, he jumps up and slips her the mini stag.
While he’s going at it, he’s probably thinking that she doesn’t move much and she’s a bit dry, but s**t gets real f**ken hectic when her head falls off.
After he hits panic stations and makes like he’s gonna get the f**k out of dodge, have a bloody gander at him trying to act like nothing’s happened. At first, he’s like, “What? It wasn’t me. I didn’t touch her. Yeah, nah, that’s supposed to happen.” But then, his conscience comes into play. He investigates the severed head, gives it a sniff and asks himself why this keeps happening.
Seeing as he does seem to calm down, we reckon it’s at about this point that he starts to think about his Kipling. ‘If you can keep your head when all about you…” he tells himself. “Play it cool. Just play it cool. Don’t freak out and maybe no one will notice…”
Unfortunately for Mr Stag, though, it’s 2019 and he is, of course, caught on candid camera. Naturally, the s**t’s gone viral. To be fair, the web’s been having some fun with it – as you can see by some of these tweets.
Final thought: Look, all we can say to those of you who are considering going down the sex-doll route is to be careful. When they give head, they really give head.
Just in case you missed it, here’s one of Ozzy’s classic commentary videos…Ozzy Man Reviews: The Great Deer Revolution
Video Link: ViralHog