TikTok bans video containing “rude” Kmart toy

G’day, ya big bloody bewdiful b**tards. How you going? Hopefully you’re doing a bit better than bloody TikTok at the moment. Yeah, nah, turns out those prudes have gone and banned a video because it features an eggplant toy from Kmart. Deadset, they’ve just straight up made like a mohel and given that eggplant the chop. Check it out…

It all went down right after TikTok user @tajsc008y found the $1 toy on the shelves at her local Kmart. Naturally amused by the object, she took to the social media app and shared a video where she said, “Look at Kmart coming in with the realistic sizes. Look at that.”

Credit: @tajsc008y

Now, just on the off chance that you don’t know about this, the bloody eggplant emoji has come to represent a certain part of the male anatomy. And, just as Juliet Capulet would put it, the part it represents isn’t a hand, a foot, an arm, or a face. Yeah, nah, it’s symbolic of a bloody sour-cream rifle. Or, for want of a better term, the big purple vegetable also represents your baba ganoush blaster.

Anyway, we digress. Getting back to the story, the video was online for a while, and people were loving it. Unfortunately, TikTok decided the video was offensive and removed the clip for ‘adult nudity’.

Credit: @tajsc008y

Still, @tajsc008y wasn’t to be deterred. She re-shared the video, commenting that, “TikTok took this down for adult nudity. This is a kitchen kids’ toy.”

Now, we don’t know about you, but if this is bloody legit, you’ve gotta wonder what’s going on there. I mean, don’t get us wrong, we’re pretty sure there are plenty of videos where people do bad things to aubergines, but this isn’t one of them.

Credit: @tajsc008y

Yeah, nah, this one’s all right. Much worse things could have happened in it.

Final thought: Let us know what you reckon. Is it time that chefs reclaimed the eggplant? After all, you don’t want to be thinking of a big old cock n balls every time you chow down on Nana’s fresh moussaka. Yeah, nah, that’d be bad. Hit up the comments section with your thoughts.

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