Little legend receives surprise from Pokémon after selling his collection to save his dog
Mate, as you know, we post tonnes of interesting s**t on this here website, but despite the Russian explosions, karmic retributions, and visits to your favourite destination, we love the wholesome s**t the best. That’s why we have to show you this story. It’s the very definition of wholesome. Yeah, nah, a little legend sacrifices his most prized possession to save his puppy, and then he gets the ultimate reward from one of his favourite franchises. F**k yes, kindness. F**k yes!
All right, seeing as you’re gonna need a bit of context to wrap your head around this bad boy, you need to meet Bryson Killean. This top little tucker is only eight-years-old, but when it comes to priorities, he’s got his s**t more sorted than most of the adults we know.
Yeah, nah, his puppy was diagnosed with Parvo, and things were looking pretty bloody glum. And then Bryson, from South Virginia, stepped the f**k up. He sold his Pokémon cards to help pay for the vet bills.
A while after, his mum made a GoFundMe, but that feels like a whole other story, so we’ll just say there’s good shit happening there too. Basically, it met its goal by more than $4000 US Dollarydoos and now the excess cash is being used to help other sick animals.
And now, back to our regular programming: Bryson the bloody legend. Not only did his sacrifice help fix his dog up, but he also got the attention of Pokémon employees in Washington.
They sent him a letter and a package of rare-as-f**k Pokémon cards. The letter read:
Hey Bryson, we were so inspired by your story about selling your cards for your dog’s recovery, these are some cards to help you replace the ones you had to sell.
But wait, there’s f**ken more yet. Mum said the pup is going great guns, and Bryson is over the moon with how everything’s turned out. He said:
“I’m happy he’s home, and I’m proud of myself. Now my brother and sister are playing with him too, and now I’m really playing with him pretty often.”
Final thought: Mate, this is just a f**ken tops story. You’ve got sacrifice, you’ve got kindness, you’ve got karma, you’ve got a sick puppy getting better, and you’ve got f**ken Pokémon. When’s the bloody movie coming out? Deadset!
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