Bloke roasted for ridiculous Tinder profile

Credit: Tinder

Bloke roasted for ridiculous Tinder profile

If you’ve been on the internet for a while, you’ve probably seen some pretty f**ken memeable Tinder profiles in your lifetime. Yeah, nah, while we’re not here to s**t on Tinder and the people who use it, we are going to say that making a Tinder profile means you’ve got to walk a pretty f**ken fine line between selling yourself and not coming across like a bit of a d**k. Some people do that successfully, while others are the guy in this article…

Rightio, to get started, we’re just gonna whack in our usual disclaimer with this kinda s**t. We genuinely reckon the world takes all comers and we really try to give people the benefit of the doubt here at Ozzy Man Reviews.

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Deadset, we’re not here to rag on people, and we f**ken knock back tonnes of s**t that exists only to make fun of blokes and sheilas everywhere. But, every now and then, some people come along that just need to be highlighted.

And that’s where this bloke falls. We don’t know him. He might be a f**ken champion. He might be the best neighbour ever, the kindest gentleman, and a top bloke. But, if he is, he’s failed to capture any of that in his Tinder profile.

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Here’s how it reads:

“I see average and ugly women every day, everywhere I go. Why would I want to associate with more of them on dating sites? Please be an 8.5 or better! I’ve had sex with some of the most beautiful women in the world, so I kind of need something nice to keep my attention. In closing, looks are by FAR a woman’s most important asset and any woman that doesn’t get that is an idiot. Here’s the math – ugly women = weak man, got it!”

So yeah, as you can see, he’s a charmer.

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Of course, there’s always the chance that he’s taking the piss. It might be a small chance, but it exists. Still, after the profile was shared to Reddit, people were struggling to see it. As one Redditor said, “I thought the same but I saw he is verified. The only thing that made me believe this guy may actually exist.”

Final thought: Anyway, let us know what you reckon. Do you swipe left or right on this bloke? Also, while we’re at it, has he stuffed his underroos with a pair of socks or what?

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