Google maps imagery causes a divorce
You know, it’s been said that for the youth of today, it’s a pretty sh*t time to be alive if you wanna run amok, cause a ruckus and get up to a bit of mischief because bloody cameras are everywhere. You know, you probably can’t play wheelie bin bowling without some f**ker catching it on camera anymore. The same goes for egging houses, rocking roofs and just generally being a bit of a hoodlum. Well, the same applies to adults who wanna play up like a second-hand whipper snipper too. Check this story out to see why…
Rightio, ya lovely f**kknuckles. Today we’re heading to the city of Lima in f**ken Peru. That’s where we’ll need to get on Google Maps to find our way around. Along the way, we might come across a 2013 photo of a sheila canoodling with her man. Well, yeah, nah, that’s not quite right. It’s not her man. It’s her bit on the side.
Her real man? Well that poor bastard found this photo of his chicky-babe – his wife – on the internets and he f**ken said, “Listen here, Shaz! I’ve seen you canoodling with another fella on the internet. You were stroking his hair lovingly. We’re through.”
And she said, “Aw, Daz, I’m sorry bloke. I have been copping it sweet from another fella.”
Needless to say, the two got a bloody divorce. Aptly, the location of the photo revealing her guilt is right by a place called Puente de los Suspiros de Barranco. In f**ken Ozzy, that means the Bridge of Sighs of the Ravine. Considering her loose…morals (let’s say morals), it’s a pretty f**ken appropriate name, don’t ya think. (Especially when you consider her sighing ‘ravine’ might have been what led her there in the first place…)
Anyway, old mate posted the image to Facebook to reveal his dismay.
Final thought: Just think. A few years earlier, and the snaky sheila would have got away with it. Good on ya, Google. You cop a hard time from some who say you’re just a big corporate giant with no soul, but you’ve done good here. You’ve done good.
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