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Pro soccer-player takes a dump mid-game

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Yeah, look, it might be a bit of a stretch to suggest that pro athletes are the f**ken demi-gods of Western culture, but to an extent, they are represented that way in the media. And, you know, they are idolised, they...

Footy player caught celebrating goal with a bloody trampoline-like jump

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It’s been said that, to the outsider, Aussie Rules can often look like a big bloody fight with a ball in the middle. While we don’t necessarily agree with the sentiment, we kind of get it. Still, there’s a f**k-tonne ...

Professional Wrestler’s entrance to Madonna song is all time

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Love it or hate it, you can’t deny that professional wrestling is, at its best, a wildly entertaining proposition. Yeah, nah, we can get behind that train of thought. It’s obviously not real, and to be honest, claimin...

Dana White flexes his ballin’ hotel room on UFC’s Fight Island in Abu Dhabi

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Those of you who get a big f**ken hard-on for the UFC will know that the upcoming Fight Island events are a pretty bloody exciting proposition. Taking place over five weeks, five fights will take place on Fight Island...

Strongman Eddie Hall goes BEAST MODE in sparring session ahead of battle with The Mountain

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By now, most of you are probably aware of the bad blood between former World’s Strongest Man, Eddie Hall, and other former World’s Strongest Man, Hafthor Bjornsson. If you’re not, the two of them have got beef, and th...

Peter Stanonik leaves Bellator 245 in tears after ‘bazooka’ spin kick to the groin

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Nut shots. We’re gonna go out on a limb here and say that there are very few things on earth we’d want to suffer less. Deadset, if it was a straight choice between swimming in a pool with a hungry shark and a full con...

Valentino Rossi has a message for young riders after ‘terrifying’ crashes at Austrian GP

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You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to know that racing bloody motorbikes is a pretty f**ken hazardous gig. Yeah, nah, the bloody things are bonza as f**k, but at top speed, the blokes riding ‘em may as well be si...

Olympic Gold-Medallist swims full lap with choccy milk on her head!

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we have massive respect for athletes and their dedication to taking their sports seriously. Of course, we also f**ken love it when an athlete knows how to have a bit of fun. And that’s what b...

South Korean footy team forced to apologise after fake crowd raises eyebrows

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Sports fans around the world are hurting right now. Covid-19 has put a stop to bloody s**tloads of leagues, codes, and competitions, and there’s very definitely a sports-shaped hole in the lives of millions of people....

The Mountain breaks the world f*@#en record for deadlifting

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Anyone who’s seen Game of Thrones knows that the bloke who plays The Mountain is a f**ken beefcake. Yeah, nah, that bloke’s built like a brick s**thouse. That’s because he’s a f**ken champion weightlifter. Fair dinkum...

53-year old Mike Tyson is hitting pads again to prepare for exhibition bouts

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Yeah, nah, there’s no real doubt that young Mike Tyson was a f**ken monster. The dude’s prowess in the ring is legendary, not just in boxing circles, but in wider culture as well. Obviously, his life’s a storied one, ...

UFC Star reveals recovery from huge hematoma on her bloody head!

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Hematomas. If you’re a fan of bloodsports and fisticuffs, you’re no doubt familiar with these hardcore f**ken lumps, but for the uninitiated, they’re a huge friggen’ swelling that erupts on the human body when the wal...

Former Champion boxer takes just 30 seconds to teach ‘mouthy’ student a lesson

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Mouthy b**tards. Unfortunately, we all know at least one of these guys. Sometimes they’re pretty funny, but most of the time, they just don’t stop annoying you with their constant s**t-talking. And when we say constan...

Ronaldo is turning his hotels into Coronavirus hospitals and paying for doctors and nurses

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There aren’t too many athletes in the world with a higher profile than Cristiano Ronaldo. Yeah, nah, the living legend is pretty much at the pinnacle. Naturally, he can still be a bit of a divisive character. Some see...

UFC title contender Paulo Costa KO’s Logan Paul in sparring session

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We probably don’t need to give you a lesson on who Logan Paul is. You either know him as that entertaining bloke from YouTube who sometimes says and does dumb s**t, or you know him as that bloody idiot from YouTube. E...

The richest player in Baseball history just sent a golf ball into f*@#en orbit!

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You might have heard of Mike Trout, the Millville Meteor. When it comes to baseball, there aren’t too many as famous as he is right now. Deadset, considering he’s an eight-time MLB All-Star, three-time MVP, and the ri...

Commentators shocked when camera catches kid smashing a schooey at the football

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When it comes to countries that are well-known for smashing piss, we’d be bloody mental if we didn’t put Germany close to the top of the list. They’re renowned for their quality beer, and we really don’t blame them fo...

Footage shows Tyson Fury licking Deontay Wilder’s Blood in the middle of fight

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Boxing. In plenty of ways, it’s a real gentleman’s sport. It’s all about the polite fisticuffs, the rules, the art and science of punching the f**k out of another bloke. Of course, it’s also about having a lick of ano...

“The Little Master” Sachin Tendulkar comes out of retirement to represent Australia for charity

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Mate, if there’s one thing we’ve come to know in the aftermath of the bushfires that have burned large swathes of our big bewdiful country to the ground, it’s that bloody legends everywhere want to do their bit to hel...

Golf-pro loses concentration when cheeky sheila deliberately puts him off

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We all know that golf is a sport that’s about etiquette, calm behaviour, gentlemanly conduct and a kind of aloofness you don’t see in many other sports. Of course, that’s just a stereotype. When it comes to the Phoeni...