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Bloke’s winning pool shot is bewildering the internet

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If your mates are anything like ours, they all think they’re f**ken pool sharks. Deadset, we don’t know what it is, but you give a bloke a couple of pints, and he’s suddenly the world’s greatest pool player – even if ...

Some of the best gold-medal memes doing the rounds this Olympics

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Lately, we’ve been coming back to memes an awful lot. We don’t know why. We’ve tried to analyse it in the past, but the real secret is that they’re just great. With that said, let’s check out some of the best ones doi...

Social media swarms as Olympic cameraman pans away from hockey to film cockroach

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By and large, we reckon most people out there are with us when we say that cockroaches are f**ken disgusting. Yeah, nah, deadset, these little buggers are pretty horrible little creatures that are pretty handy at givi...

Hilarious Twitter thread reveals what Olympics would be like with amateurs

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The f**ken Olympics is pretty much the pinnacle of modern sport. Deadset, for about a month, we all pretend we give a s**t about every obscure bloody sport on the planet as we enjoy watching superhuman athletes domina...

Aussie swimming coach loses his sh*t in epic celebration but apologises for ripping his mask off!

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The bloody Olympics – as we’ve discussed a few times lately – is a pretty f**ken big deal for the Aussie swimming team. Yeah, nah, it’s one of the sports we take really really seriously, and that shows in our high lev...

People are demanding that the 2032 Olympic mascot is Brisbane’s bin-chicken, the Ibis!

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Rightio, ya big bloody bewdiful b**tards, we’ve been pretty quiet about it, but we’re pretty f**ken stoked that Australia’s just secured its third Olympic games. Yeah, nah, as you probably heard, they’re going to be h...

Athletes given “anti-sex” beds at Tokyo Olympics

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If there’s one thing we know about the Olympics, it’s that the athletes are frisky. Yeah, nah, apparently, competitive events aren’t the only places that people are scoring at the Olympics. Of course, this isn’t usual...

Olympian dismayed after being told her sprint briefs “too short”

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we don’t feel like we’re qualified to provide comment on whether a sheila's briefs are too short. S**t, we didn’t even know that could be a thing. Yeah, nah, apparently, though, according to ...

Fan causes “worsed ever crash” at Tour de France with cardboard sign

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All right, we know you big bloody bewdiful bastards are aware of the big bloody crash in the Tour De France the other day, and you also know that we bloody love seeing cyclists eat s**t in monumental stacks. What you ...

Sheila competes at Olympic trials while 18 weeks pregnant

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As blokes, we’re pretty much wildly unqualified to talk about pregnant sheilas. Also as blokes, we’re gonna risk mansplaining and do it anyway. Don’t worry, though, we’re cool with the risk. So, here goes. There are t...

Cycling fan has caused massive f**ken pile-up at the Tour-de-France

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Yeah, look, we know that cycling’s good for the environment and all that, but we f**ken love it when road cyclists take a trip to Destination F**ked. When that s**t happens on camera during the world’s biggest cycling...

Italian football presenter denies having an on air Basic Instinct moment

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When it comes to the gash-flash there probably isn’t one more infamous than Sharon Stone’s from Basic Instinct. Yeah, nah, whether you’ve seen the movie or not, you probably know that it’s the one in which Stone gave ...

Pro sports gambler buys childhood team and turns them into real life “Moneyball” powerhouse

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We’re gonna hazard a guess and say that if you’re familiar with the term ‘moneyball’ you’ve considered trying to make it work. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not suggesting you have the money to do it, we’re just saying th...

Logan Paul is f*@#en JACKED days out from Mayweather fight

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Yeah, nah, say what you will about Logan Paul and the controversial antics he’s often participated in over the last few years, but when it comes to his new boxing career, you have to say that the bloke’s been putting ...

Wrestling legend Mark Henry is unrecognisable after staggering weight-loss before WWE return

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Ooh yeah, we’re gonna own it, a bit of wrestling on the tube can go down a treat. Yeah, nah, we know that it’s not everyone’s cuppa tea, and we know that it’s not exactly the most legitimate of sports. But, it’s all r...

YouTuber Jake Paul knocked out a former MMA champ in first round

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If you’re like pretty much everyone on the internet, you’ve been all over this one. After all, whenever a well-known YouTuber does something out of the realm of their usual area of expertise, people seem to lose their...

The moment star KO’d out after turning back to opponent

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Boxing’s a whole bunch of fun. You’ve got dudes punching the f**k out of each other, you’ve got screaming fans, you’ve got dodgy f**ken promoters, and you’ve got loads of accusations of fights being fixed. Yeah, nah, ...

UFC Fighter inconsolable after nasty fight ending eye-poke

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There’s no two ways about it; mixed-martial arts is not a sport for the weak. Yeah, nah, even if you win you’re probably gonna get punched in the f**ken head, and even the accidental risks are ones that can send you t...

Video of Oklahoma wide receiver Spencer Jones picking the wrong one emerges

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re all about the idea that there’s a time and a place for biff. Yeah, nah, don’t get us wrong, we bloody love watching it in the steel cage, in the squared circle, and in movies, but unles...

Blokes from around the world have traveled to see ‘Greatest Backyard’ in Australia

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While we understand any post about cricket has a limited geographical appeal, what we know is that it’s probably gonna get a pretty f**ken hefty section of fans from Pommyland, Straya and India absolutely frothing. So...