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Kid Finishes 100m Sprint Less Than Half a Second Behind Usain Bolt!

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Usain Bolt’s name is more synonymous with speed than late 90s hip-hop. Deadset, that bloke is fast and everyone knows it. Yeah, nah, it’s not just a name, the reigning king of running really f**ken quickly is making m...

Female weightlifter’s arm snaps in two places as she attempts a lift

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Remember that weird double-jointed kid who could bend their arm in a bunch of inhuman ways? You probably do, and that’s because the s**t they did with their limbs was f**ken unnatural. Yeah, nah, our arms and legs jus...

West Brom football fan appears to have had an unfortunate accident that aired on live TV

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Life’s full of big questions. It really is. At different stages in our lives we’re faced with the eternal questions about the meaning of life, the nature of death and the cosmic horrors of the great beyond. We’re also...

Gymnast has a bloody brutal fall straight into Destination F#@*ed

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Look, it’s no secret we bloody love some of that awesome flippy-spinny s**t gymnasts all over the world do. The way they bounce around the mat like f**ken frogs or fleas or even bloody rabbits is pretty impressive stu...

Hockey puck nearly sends NHL commentator to Destination F*@#ed!

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Any bloke crazy enough to pull on a guernsey to play professional ice hockey knows he’s taking his life into his own hands. Those bastards are seriously hard core and are not here for anyone's s**t. But when you’re...

Tokyo 2020: Medals to be made from recycled waste

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We’ve spoken about our love for Japan loads of times here on Ozzyman Reviews, and we’re gonna say it again, we fair dinkum love those pricks. They just seem to really ‘get’ what it means to be a good bloke. Have a f**...

PornHub traffic results during the Super Bowl

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We all know that the archaeologists of the future will have to sift through s**tloads upon s**tloads of data and arbitrary information to really understand what the people of our generation are really like. Quite simp...

Maroon 5 and Travis Scott’s half time Super Bowl show described as worst in history

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The Super Bowl halftime show is almost as important as the football itself. It’s usually a great cultural touchstone, an important event, and a source of water-bubbler conversation in the workplace. Think about it. Th...

Ozzy soccer fans dance with cops after failed flare search

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Bizarrely enough, crazed soccer fans aren’t strictly limited to the traditional locales of Europe and South America. Yeah, nah, while it may seem like a big bloody stretch, even Ozzyland has its share of excitable foo...

Mugger cops a flogging after trying to rob UFC star Polyana Viana with fake gun

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re pretty anti dodgy f**ken behaviour like theft. Stealing from anyone, let alone other people, is a dick move and it’s one of the few we’ll say always deserves a beating. That’s why we’re...

WWE in uproar over star forcing used tampon down rival’s throat

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Bloody wrestling has got to be one of the most entertaining pseudo-sports out there. You’ve got the ongoing conflicts between rival factions, grudge matches between former tag-team partners, love triangles, people get...

Soccer player has Twitter meltdown after fan backlash for buying gold plated steak

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Have you ever just been going about your business and enjoying your life when you’ve come in for some stick? It’s always a mood-killer and you can’t blame people for getting upset when it happens. Deadset, it can real...

Bloke who accidentally discovers Hockey on TV for the first time goes viral with his comments

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There’s an old adage that we often find ourselves thinking about here at Ozzy Man Reviews. A bastardised version of it basically suggests that if you’re completely f**ken clueless about the things out there in the wor...

Incredible moment soccer fan describes goal to blind cousin

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Rightio, ya big bloody legends, before we get into this story balls and all, let’s get one thing clear. Here in Ozzyland, we’re pretty bloody aware that our national ‘football’ association insists that the sport is no...

“Insane”: return shot goes viral, divides the table tennis community

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Despite its seemingly simple set-up, anyone who’s played even the most casual game of table tennis knows it’s a pretty f**ken intense game. Deadset, whether you’re playing one of the beer-pong varieties, competing wit...

Melbourne Cup attendees get sh*tfaced and head straight to Destination F#*ked

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Ah, the Melbourne Cup, for many it’s just another day of brutality and animal cruelty on Australia’s horse-racing calendar, for others it’s a day to get completely f**ken shellacked while horses race while carrying ti...

Conor McGregor and Mike Tyson get blazed together and bury the hatchet

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You know, you really don’t have to go far to find a stoner who’ll tell you that world conflict could easily be ended if every mother**ker just toked on a spliff and talked it out. Of course, the chances of that happen...

Angry Boxer Loses Control And Attacks His Own Trainer After Losing

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Anyone who’s ever enjoyed a rollicking game of Monopoly with the family – and had to suffer a heavy defeat at the hands of the banker – has probably been told no one likes a sore loser. More often than not, that’s fai...

Reporter gets hit in head on live TV, takes it like a f*cken champ

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Live sport is pretty much the f**ken meat and drink of most red-blooded Ozzies, but we’d be bloody dreaming if we thought we were alone in that. The yanks love it, the poms love it, everyone bloody loves it – and that...

The best f*cken interview in UFC history happened on the weekend

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Anyone who’s ever played sports knows what it’s like to say strange things during and after the contest. We’re not even talking pro-level sh*t either. You might ‘compete’ in the dodgiest Thursday night indoor cricket ...