All Ozzy Man Videos

There’s apparently a bunch of secret ‘safe word’ drinks sheilas can order at the bar

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The dating world is a bloody minefield. After swiping through a bunch of online dating resumes, you might be lucky enough to match up with someone decent and arrange a meetup. There are a lot of good people going thro...

‘First time’ sexual experiences people had before realising they were weird later in life

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Back in the day we really had zero idea what we were doing in the sack. I mean, some people still don’t, but most have learned from experience and feedback to get a general baseline of sexual prowess to build on with ...

The Internet asks sex workers their saddest experiences on the job

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There are many reasons why people seek the assistance of sex workers. Perhaps they have debilitatingly low self-esteem. Maybe they prefer the whole no strings attached thing. Or even just think that professionals are ...

Triple breasted models walks the runway at Milan fashion week

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As the old saying goes: I’d rather a third tit than a third ass-cheek. Men, women, children, we all love breasts. So it seems somewhat cruel that the man upstairs only gave us each a pair of them! Until now we had to ...

The 2018 Pornhub awards are here

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Awards ceremonies are an industry’s opportunity to pat each other on the back and say bravo on a job well done. Largely useless affairs such as the Oscars or the Golden Globes have descended into bloody fashion contes...

‘Laxatives in school lunch lemonade’ video gets 2.5 million views

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Pretty much every bloke ever has heard of laxatives and entertained the notion, nay, the dream, of dosing some poor b*stard up with a hefty serve of the bloody things in order to – quite literally – give them the sh*t...

Pregnant woman finds dead rat in soup, restaurant offers to pay for abortion

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Eating out is one of those things that’s no longer ‘just for special occasions’. It’s a bona fide part of life. Grocery shopping sucks balls, cooking takes time, and really, f**k that sh*t. With tonnes of great food e...

Ozzy Man Reviews: KSI vs Logan Paul

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How ya go'in ladies and gents? Good? Good. It's Ozzy Man here writing this post. Some of you may've heard of the YouTuber boxing match that took place over the weekend, many of you may not have heard of it and give ze...

Stripper draws comics about her life at work

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Strippers have a pretty shonky reputation. According to the movies, they’re often junkies, desperate for a quick buck, or suffering from severe mental issues. One woman who wants to shine a light on what life at work ...

Mia Khalifa to have surgery on her boob after 80mph hockey puck hits her chest

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Ice Hockey meets porno in this brilliant piece of history. Beloved ex-Porn Queen Mia Khalifa is well-renowned by adult film aficionados around the globe, but few may know that the beautiful Lebanese goddess has turned...

Chilling video captures a mystery f*cken beast chasing dog in the woods

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Dark forests that are eerily quiet scare the sh*t out of me. Yeah nah, I’m not going to lie, if I found myself alone in a dark forest I would probably curl up into a quivering ball and pray to disappear. You just know...

The CDC has warned people to stop washing and reusing their condoms

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Good evening blokes and blokettes, how ya doing? In today’s absolutely horrifying news, the Centre for Disease Control and Prevention, America’s number one health organisation, has tweeted a reminder that you should n...

This is how the sheilas play Twister in Brazil

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Overseas TV looks like something I could watch for days on end. Every so often a clip from a crazy Japanese show will pop up on the old news feed and I’ll sit there, enthralled by people in velcro suits being catapult...

Ozzy Man Reviews: Maccas Fight Day

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G’day fight fans, it sure is good to see you again. Grab your popcorn, snag yourself a schooner and f**ken buckle in, because this fast-food fracas is one to write home about. We’ve got one big bloody rig in uniform i...

Dog falls into pool and starts drowning, rescued by his best friend

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They have man's best friend for millennia. And I'm not talking about slinky conniving cats! The other four-legged variety of animal that we just love can be dopey pricks at times but are loyal and smart, even compassi...