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Sheila gets arrested on live TV while watching porn

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The exhilaration of a good tug is something that gets well-worn with practice. Back in the day, after school before Mum came home, you’d always have one ear listening out for the jangling of keys in the front door. Sa...

Police are slamming into moped riding criminals like a f*cken demolition derby

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You know, when you consider the kinds of vehicles criminals and scumbags like to get around on when they’re in the midst of committing their dastardly deeds, you never really think about the humble moped. Deadset, it’...

Raccoons suspected of having rabies were actually just drunk as f**k

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Here in Ozzy Land, we’re not shy about the fact we like to get a little bit pickled at the end of a particularly hard slog at work, and we love that around the world, there are loads of others like us. After all, what...

‘Scariest Man On The Planet’ Martyn Ford to fight ‘Iranian Hulk’ in MMA debut

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The f**ken limits of MMA keep on rising and now we are set to witness two legendary monstrosities battle it out in the octagon. There’s nothing like a couple of bloody fellas trying to prove their masculinity and, in ...

Russian bikini sheila bounces off frozen lake after trying to jump in it

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One of the best things about the internet is that it’s absolutely balls to the wall, chock-a-block full of potentially great stunts that f**ken backfire on the blokes – or in this case, blokettes – who are trying to p...

Man gets caught by son checking out model Emily Ratajkowski

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A bit of ass never went astray. Once upon a time arses were purely functional, a nice plump fatty cushion to sit on. But as a society, we have reached a point where the arse is globally recognised as a thing of beauty...

Pizza deliverers, tradies and doctors reveal the closest they’ve come to a real life porno scene

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Usually reserved for the more well-endowed gents and larger-canned ladies, starring in a porno remains a pipe-dream for most of us. Aside from snapping off the occasional piece of selfie-erotica, most of us fail to en...

Catfight breaks out at Miss BumBum contest over fake butt accusation

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It’s our favorite time of year again, as our gawking eyes turn to the bloody sensational Miss BumBum. The Brazilian competition seeks to crown the best ass in town by means of a talent quest of sorts. In a country tha...

Bloke reveals what drug-fueled ‘sex island’ hooker party is really like

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When the term ‘Sex Island’ is thrown about, we are probably thinking of beautiful sandy, tropical beaches, tanned bodies in the sun and a bit of sand in the crack. That image will likely stay a dream for most of us, b...

The Kardashian sisters went as f*cken Victorian Secret models to Halloween

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Whilst it hasn’t taken off down under, Halloween is one of the most widely celebrated festivals in the United States. The teens rampage around egging houses, while kids and families get their jollies from knocking on ...

There’s apparently a bunch of secret ‘safe word’ drinks sheilas can order at the bar

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The dating world is a bloody minefield. After swiping through a bunch of online dating resumes, you might be lucky enough to match up with someone decent and arrange a meetup. There are a lot of good people going thro...

‘First time’ sexual experiences people had before realising they were weird later in life

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Back in the day we really had zero idea what we were doing in the sack. I mean, some people still don’t, but most have learned from experience and feedback to get a general baseline of sexual prowess to build on with ...

The Internet asks sex workers their saddest experiences on the job

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There are many reasons why people seek the assistance of sex workers. Perhaps they have debilitatingly low self-esteem. Maybe they prefer the whole no strings attached thing. Or even just think that professionals are ...

Triple breasted models walks the runway at Milan fashion week

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As the old saying goes: I’d rather a third tit than a third ass-cheek. Men, women, children, we all love breasts. So it seems somewhat cruel that the man upstairs only gave us each a pair of them! Until now we had to ...

The 2018 Pornhub awards are here

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Awards ceremonies are an industry’s opportunity to pat each other on the back and say bravo on a job well done. Largely useless affairs such as the Oscars or the Golden Globes have descended into bloody fashion contes...