All Ozzy Man Videos

NASA is offering $18,500 to people willing to stay in bed for 60 days

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Reckon you've got what it takes to stay in ya fart sack for 2 months? That's precisely what NASA has been recruiting for recently. They are looking for blokes and sheila's to stay mattress backed for the sake of scien...

Viral post shows that 99% of blokes have no f***en clue what a speculum is

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I bet the shirt off me back that most sheila's will know precisely what this contraption is. Blokes on the other hand, you could be forgiven for thinkin' it's some sort of medieval torture device from bloody Game of T...

Designer fashion label taking the piss with $470 denim shorts that look like undies

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Seems every decade has a questionable fashion choice... Remember those low-rise jeans of the 90's that had all the shelia's struttin' around with their G-bangers hanging out? Or the Hyper-Colour T-Shirts that showed t...

Drunk sheila gets arrested after twerking on police officer

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I betcha when most people sign up for the police academy, that have dreams of solving crimes, protecting the vulnerable and basically doing good stuff for the community. It's gotta be a tough gig, ruthless hours, not ...

19 year old spikes co-workers drinks with LSD to “remove negative energy”

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Work can sometimes be a pretty boring place, particularly if you hate your job or your boss is a w**ker. You spend a heap of time with your workmates, so the quality of the people around you will definitely impact how...

Bloke skipped work for 6 years straight and nobody noticed until he won an award

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If you haven’t chucked a sickie from work, are you even an Ozzy? Bonus points if it’s for somethin’ like the Melbourne Cup, or tackin’ an extra day onto an already long weekend. Chuckin’ a sickie is a right of passage...

Old bloke delivers greatest photobomb of all time during model photoshoot

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Photo bombing has become an enjoyable past time, sticking ya mug in where it's not wanted for a laugh... Or getting s**t-faced and crashing all ya sister's wedding photos etc. While these forced attempts are all in go...

Sheila’s ‘TIFU’ story goes viral after accidentally sending nuuuude video to workmates

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This is one of my worst bloody nightmares. I've got some questionable s**t in the deep depths of my phone, and when you're a stubbie short of a six-pack regarding technology, screwing up like this becomes a real possi...

Drag queen makes toddler’s day by rocking “Baby Shark”

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Everyone knows that despite the cliques, cultures and categories that music creates, it’s a top notch unifier and it brings people of all creeds together. In a move exemplifying that universal truth, a New Jersey drag...

Mum bloody violently ill after being on a real life p*rno set for reality TV show

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There's a new reality TV out now (like we need another bloody one, but ok) that follows five ordinary Mums on a quest to write, cast and direct a porno. Not content with the pornographic material available to their ki...

Hundreds of hotel guests have been secretly filmed in South Korean hotels

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Reality TV has seen a bunch of C-List celebrities cloggin' up our tellys with their useless verbal diarrhoea over the past decade. Sometimes it's even entertaining, watching them f**k up and air their dirty secrets to...

Latest Fleshlight product is a game changer

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Welcome to the future lads. A new product from Fleshlight is setting the gold standard in self-care for your c**k, along with a rippin’ video advertisement to boot. The Ad follows the adventures of Capt. Jack Doff as ...

F*** off big muscular monkey spotted at Zoo

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You’re all probably aware that the world had to say goodbye to Roger the Buff Kangaroo recently. It was a sad moment, and we’ll always remember the mad rooter fondly. He was big, he was buff and he was cranky as f**k....

People are taking body piercing up a notch in 2019

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Remember when gettin’ ya nosed pierced was a big f**ken deal? Ya parents would be spewing, convinced it meant you’d end up running a prison gang in Silverwater… And ya boss at your weekend KFC job would be like, you’r...

How muff diving could be good for you

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Lets be clear here mates, when we say muff diving we are talkin' about cunnilingus (crikey, that fancy word is almost as fun to say as muff dinving).  The old love tunnel if ya know what I mean. Turns out that tonguin...