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These social distancing pickup lines will make your bloody day!

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Rightio, ya big bloody legends, let’s talk coping mechanisms for a minute or two. Obviously, some of us will just rely on our tried vices at a time like this. As long as you do you in moderation, we’re not gonna whing...

Texas Mayor holding press conference forgets to mute mic when taking toilet break

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If you’ve seen the ‘Poor Jennifer’ video, you’re probably already aware of some of the things that can go wrong when you work from home. However, we reckon that just pointing your camera away isn't enough. Yeah, nah, ...

Meet Tim, the Cowboy Museum’s wholesome security guard – and Twitter manager!

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Yeah, nah, there’s no doubt that the next few months are probably gonna be the making of a few new online personalities. After all, if there’s one thing blokes and blokettes in quarantine are gonna be fanging for, it’...

This Iranian Dad’s COVID-19 voicemails has got the internet in stitches

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We all know that our parents are supposed to love us. And seriously, that’s a bloody good thing. But, and we reckon it’s a pretty big but, outside of a few obvious boundaries, there aren’t too many rules for Dads, and...

Uni lecturer recorded moment she caught student ‘lewd act’ during class

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The wristy. Regardless of how bloody good you reckon they are, there’s a time and a place for one, and that’s true whether or not you’re the owner-operator or whether you’ve got a friend getting in on the action. Yeah...

Defense attorney left gobsmacked at his client’s wild accusations against the judge

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Even though they cop it pretty hard at times, criminal attorneys must have one of the most interesting jobs there are. Don’t get us wrong, though, we’re not talking about the money or the prestige. Yeah, nah, we’re ta...

People think Puma’s latest shoe “Storm Adrenaline” looks exactly like Hitler

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Hitler. There’s really no good way to have your products associated with the infamous dictator, murderer and general scumbag. Yeah, nah, when someone in the marketing department says you could use his likeness to driv...

Prankster attempts to cash in on new value of toilet paper in bloody gold video

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As you know, bloody toilet paper has become the most sought-after item in all of Australia. Deadset, people have stopped searching for love on the internet. They’ve stopped seeking fame and fortune. All they’re doing ...

Sheila waters her plant for two bloody years before realising it was fake

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Keeping plants isn’t for everyone. Yeah, nah, try as we might, some of us just kill every bloody plant we want to grow and nurture and love. That’s why we love fake plants. You don’t have to do bloody anything to them...

Glitter Glued to your Goodboi’s gems is now the height of fashion

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Now that we’re all relaxed and know each other pretty well, let’s talk about dog balls. Yeah, nah, we’re serious. Let’s chat about your mutt’s mangoes, your pooches pair, your canines crown jewels. If you’ve ever seen...

Desperate Mum calls 911 at 2am because she couldn’t feed her baby daughter

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We’re gonna hazard a guess and say that there a might be a few of you out there in the comments section who read a headline like that and get a little bit ticked off. After all, you might be thinking someone would hav...

Ozzy bloke has shared his bloody brilliant Goon and SodaStream hack

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When it comes to inventions, you blokes and blokettes might not be aware, but bloody Straya has contributed its fair share of good ones. Yeah, nah, we’ve f**ken got our s**t sorted down here, and we use our nous to he...

“The Little Master” Sachin Tendulkar comes out of retirement to represent Australia for charity

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Mate, if there’s one thing we’ve come to know in the aftermath of the bushfires that have burned large swathes of our big bewdiful country to the ground, it’s that bloody legends everywhere want to do their bit to hel...

This notorious UK racist was tricked into receiving an ‘award’ by YouTuber

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Racists. Funnily enough, they usually are absolutely horrible people. Nah, yeah, we know that plenty of you out there in the comments section already know that, but if you’ve ever wondered just how hateful and horribl...

Aussie soldiers are caring for injured koalas when on break from fighting bushfires

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Whatever your thoughts on war, the military, and all the jingoistic fanfare that comes with it, you can’t sit there and say that the army’s all bad. After all, most of the folks in it just want to look out for their f...