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Cool As F**k Bus-Driver Prevents Accident In London
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Imagine what it’s like to be cruising through city traffic on your moped in London. You’re weaving out of one lane and into the next, you’re passing buses and taxis, pedestrians are waiting playing real-life frogger a...
The ‘Human Hammer Throw’ Will Go Down As The Most Gangster Moment In MMA History
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We bloody love MMA here at Ozzyman.com. It has all the drama of wrestling with the added bonus of real punching. While wrestling might have a reputation for more colourful characters, that doesn’t mean you don’t get t...
Toddler’s birthday cake topper says something totally different from behind
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How bloody good are mates? They’re the blokes who’ll stitch you right up in front of that classy sheila you’re hitting on at the local. They’re the b*stards who’ll shave your f**ken eyebrows and draw cocks on your fac...
Teen carrying suspicious plant caught in Live TV report outside cannabis farm
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Sometimes the job of a journalist is bloody tough. There’s all the filtering through dozens of dodgy leads, separating the crank calls from the good ones and pounding the pavement trying to find people in the know. Ev...
Genius dog invents his own currency
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You know, we’ve always suspected that dogs were pretty bloody smart. We haven’t needed science to prove it either. You can just watch the b*stards for a bit and you can see they’re figuring the system, learning the wa...
Naked criminal jumps out of window straight into the arms of a SWAT team
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The best thing about being at home by yourself is probably hanging out in the buff. The only downside to it is the risk of an unexpected knock at the door. That’s always cause for mild panic. I mean, do ya whack a cus...
Bloke lives in a real-life sandcastle and avoids paying rent
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The phrase ‘living the dream’ is bandied around a fair bit. You’re having a Sunday sesh on a long weekend and the muso busts out some Barnesy – you’re living the dream! You’re chilling with your sheila and she offers ...
Horrified Mum accidentally feeds her two children a bowl of “d*cks”
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Hands up if you can remember your oldies making you eat something a little unconventional from time to time. No matter what it was, it’s probably gonna have a hard time outdoing the meal Rebecca Brett from the UK serv...
Aussie bloke goes for a spin in a laundromat dryer
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G’day guys, how ya doing? One of the defining aspects of humanity is our propensity to dream. To think big. To flip the naysayers the proverbial bird and do the things the haters say can’t be done. We’ve conquered ...
This Coffee Shop Owner Has Found A Genius Way To Punish Rude Customers
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To sound like an old man, if there’s one thing that’s really missing from today’s fast-paced world, it’s good manners. It just seems that it’s almost rare to hear someone use ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ these days. I...
Mum Enlists Telco To Get Cheap Labour From 8 Year Old Daughter
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You know, some Mum’s are pretty bloody cunning; you’ve got to give them that. The reason I say this is that there’s a real ‘heart-warming’ story doing the rounds at the moment where an 8 year old girl messaged a Telc...
Kid Orders Bong Online, Mum Wants To Watch Him Open Parcel
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Ah, the humble bong. For some people, a simple orchy bottle will suffice, however, some people – like the kid in this amusing little video need something classier, something more refined, something more likely to get...
Police Use Gag From ‘The Simpsons’ To Trick Criminals Into Handing Themselves In
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It can’t be bloody easy working as a boy in blue these days. With all the technology scumbags and lowlifes everywhere have access to, you’d have to be coming up with all sorts of innovative techniques to make sure you...
YouTuber Who Cemented His Head Into Microwave Continues To Piss People Off
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You may have seen a recent viral video where a pommy bloke accidentally cements his head into a microwave and has to be rescued by emergency services. Apparently, people are now expecting him to apologise for what th...
Man Owns Racist Woman When She Didn’t Believe He Could Be A First Class Passenger
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Racism comes in many forms. Whether we’re talking about the totally f****d up extreme and violent end of racism or the bloody insidious form that poisons people’s minds and encourages them to act out on prejudices th...
