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This Twitter ‘life hack’ explains how to get creases out of your sneakers

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Shoes. These days, most of us in the civilised world wear them. Obviously, you bogans in Queensland kinda see them as an optional extra, but most of us love a good pair of shoes. It’s not even a stretch to suggest tha...

Drunk bloke wakes up in strangers house and the owner’s reaction is f**ken gold

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Most of us have heard stories from our bulls**t artist mates about that time they were so bloody maggoted they woke up in a stranger’s house with no f**ken clue where they were or how they got there. Usually, the stor...

Artist transforms apartment block into mural of residents favourite books

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Traditionally, graffiti can be a pretty divisive thing. Some people are against it in all its forms, some people love the s**t out of it, and some people fall somewhere in the middle. They love some constructive stree...

Sheila takes the piss and strings desperate bloke along after he asked her to sendnudes

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Us Ozzy's are known for havin' a pretty good sense of humour. We love nothing more than hanging s**t on our mates and taking the p**s outta whatever situation presents itself. I reckon this kinda larakin behaviour end...

Scientific study suggests blokes with larger beards have smaller testicles

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It’s no secret that across the animal kingdom, the male of the species is always trying to impress the female. Of course, some of them might be trying to impress the male of the species, but the central point is the s...

This man’s obituary has the Internet in stitches due to it’s hilarious honesty

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We’ve all got that one mate who just doesn’t give a flying f**k for authority, dissenting opinions and the fact they might just be a smidgen offensive. And, in a strange twist of fate, instead of making us want to kee...

These Aussie blokes figured out a self service hack for free burgers

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Look, here in Ozzyland, we’ve got our share of dodgy buggers. Just to be clear, though, we’re not talking proper dodgy right now, but. Yeah, nah, we’re talking about larrikins. A couple of cheeky blokes. Little s**t-s...

Asian supermarkets are replacing plastic packaging with banana leaves

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Even though we all ‘know’ that plastic’s a f**ken massive problem for the environment, it’s been bloody difficult to get supermarkets and manufacturers to cut down on packaging and do their bit to help the environment...

This Japanese artist imagines humans living in a world full of massive animals

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While we know that the megafauna of history featured a whole s**t-tonne of f**ken huge animals, we can probably count ourselves pretty lucky that we don’t actually have to deal with that in the modern world. Strewth, ...

Bloke becomes lawyer to win his Dad’s land back 23 years after legal dispute

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If you’ve seen the Kill Bill movies, you probably remember the moment when Uma Thurman, in her role as the Bride, tells the daughter of one of her vanquished enemies that if she still feels raw about the murder years ...

These tiny frogs have been discovered and their names are f**ken mint

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Anyone who remembers their high school biology knows that scientifically, different species of animals get dubbed with awesome as f**k binomial nomenclature. Traditionally, that s**t was built around Latin grammar, bu...

Bloke mistakes cheating scandal for April Fools joke, embarrasses entire family

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We all know that when the first of April comes around, you have to keep your wits about you. People of all creeds and cultures are more than happy to trick you into believing all kinds of crazy s**t. Of course, while ...

Batman turns up to a crime scene in British Columbia offering to help

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Batman walks a pretty f**ken fine line in the world of superheroes. Whether you’re Marvel, DC, or even bloody Image, pretty much everyone agrees that the caped crusader is rad as f**k.  He’s got pathos practically ble...

Bloke finds his ‘missing’ kitten snoozing under dog’s ear

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For a long time, dogs and cats have been at war. It’s one of the great rivalries of the world, and it’s a dispute that’s been immortalised in thousands of cartoons, kid’s stories and comic books. But just like the feu...

Vegan ‘influencer’ gets caught eating fish and awkwardly tries to hide it on camera

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Look, we all know that one bloke – even if it’s usually a sheila – who claims to be a vegetarian or a vegan but eats f**ken fish or chicken because it’s not ‘meat’. It f**ks us how that one works, but you know, fair g...