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Bloke goes around calling teachers by their first name and filming their reaction
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Bloody high school was an interesting time wasn’t it? While you were going through your own personal puberty, awkward phase and journey of self-discovery, you also had to interact with a bunch of adults you barely kne...
Construction worker bloody schools sheila who assumed he was uneducated
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One of the sad facts of life is that some people will always find a reason to judge others and act like they’re superior to other people by simple virtue of income, education or postcode. Obviously, the smartest of yo...
A bunch of genius ideas that should be f***en mandated everywhere!
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Have a look around your bloody room right now and you’ll probably see tonnes of items. Me for example, I’m looking at pens, book-holders, lamps with bendy stems and tonnes of other things. Now, the reason I’m telling ...
Archaelogists find 1800 year old wall carvings of cock and balls
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All right, fellas, own up. Who’s drawn a bloody d**k and balls somewhere in recent memory? It’s always a bloody laugh to draw a random meat snorkel somewhere in a mate’s notepad, or to change their desktop background,...
Sheila demands resume from prospective dates, bloke nails it
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As we’ve alluded to a few times now, the online dating pool is basically a bacteria-ridden pit of douchebags, psychos, crazy chicks and weirdos. Anyone left trying to seriously navigate it needs a bloody good system i...
Mum with baby on flight provides goodie bags for 200 passengers
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Rightly or wrongly, babies on flights have become something of a public whipping boy in recent years. All too often, we hear about people who’ve acted like d**ks because a nearby baby has been noisy on the plane. The ...
Real-life Russian Mario Kart on a frozen river is f***en insane!
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You know, every now and then we start to think about how we haven’t been across to Russia in a while and how we kinda miss those crazy b**tards and their over-the-bloody-top antics. Naturally, that means it’s only a m...
Dad mics up 4 year old son at Hockey practice to see what the f*** he does out there
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Amongst all the various video genres that have taken off since the internet could broadcast everyone’s inane 15 minutes of fame across the world, videos of little kids doing stupid s**t that could in no way ever come ...
Bloke pranks his best mate by setting up fake marriage proposal for his first date
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Here in Ozzyland, we bloody well love to give our best mates heaps of s**t. There’s no malice in it. In fact, the general rule of thumb is that the more bloody full-on the prank or the more vulgar the insult, the more...
Pilot expresses his boredom on 2 hour flight with flight path writing
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Remember sitting in maths at school, hating the f**k out of the class and ‘d**king’ your mate’s note-book? Ah, those were the days. Writing secret messages in the margins and then going about your business as if you’d...
Fireman forced to rescue “compromised” bloke from massage parlour window
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Sometimes life is a bloody farce, isn’t it. Sometimes that sucks and you have to deal with the whole world laughing at you. Sometimes, though, it’s not you that’s being laughed at, it’s some other bugger. When that’s ...
Clever cat removes wooden bar and f***en unlocks door for owner
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As you probably know, we’re pretty bloody quick to brand all cats as c**ts here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Well, it might be time for us to rescind on that a little. The reason for that is an awesome little video that’s cur...
Bloke shares the coolest s**t he has found on Google Earth
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Google Earth is pretty much the cheapest way to see the world. Deadset, from the comfort of your own living room, you can check out all sorts of cool s**t. Whether you want to see some of the finest man-made monuments...
Police are on the hunt for the Kiwi Butt-Plug Bandits
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We all know the media loves to come up with catchy names for people. If you’re an alleged criminal, that name might have something to do with your alleged crimes. With that in mind, we give you the Butt-Plug Bandits. ...
10 year old kid sends Nick Cave a letter asking for advice, gets bloody brilliant response
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Over the years, Ozzyland has produced its fair share of cool as f**k famous c**ts, but the coolest of them all is easily the legendary Nick Cave. Here’s a dude with more talent and creativity in his little pinkie than...
