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Builder discovers Instagram ‘influencers’ and decides he’s going to become one

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It’s well-known that when it comes to tongue-in-cheek fun, terrible puns and hilariously wholesome comedy, no one has it down like your dad. With their stupid jokes, insistence on ‘resting their eyes’ during family mo...

Honest illustrations depict what really happens in long term relationships

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Anyone who’s either in a long-term relationship or has experienced one knows that it’s not quite the same as dating in the early days. While that s**t’s all about making sure you iron your shirts, pluck your ear-hairs...

Sheila paints eyes on rocks and leaves ‘em where they’ll freak people out

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There’s not really much in the world that’s more unsettling than the feeling of being watched. When you’re hanging out somewhere that s**t shouldn’t be happening, the feeling is even worse. So, imagine how you’d feel ...

Apple fanboys react to its $1000 computer stand

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It’s probably fair to say there are two types of people in the world: those who don’t bother with Apple products and those who love to get rorted for gimmicky s**t. And that’s okay; each to their own and all that. Fan...

German circus uses holograms instead of live animals to combat animal cruelty

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You know, we’ve gotta be straight up with you on this one, but when we were younger, we bloody loved going to the circus and seeing the clowns, the trapeze and the animals. Of course, circuses have come in for a bit o...

A Roadrunner is flirting with this sheila by bringing her lizards he catches

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When you mention the term ‘roadrunner’, most of us are going to picture that cheeky ‘meep meep’ c**t from the Warner Bros cartoons. You probably remember him as the big bloody bird that was constantly getting his arse...

Jason Momoa goes viral calling out blokes who cut shark’s tail off for a joke

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We talk loads of s**t and laugh at loads of stuff we probably shouldn’t here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but even we’ve got standards. Matter of fact, one of the lines we draw is right around animal cruelty. There’s really n...

Sheila demonstrates how to work out like an Instagram influencer

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Correct us if we’re f**ken wrong, but we’ve chatted about some of the bulls**t that goes into the whole image side of being an Instagram ‘influencer’ a few times recently. If you’re not exactly sure when we’re talking...

You can now buy huge f**ken bags of pure marshmallow cereal online

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Depending on whereabouts in the world you call home, you’ll be familiar with different kinds of cereals. Judging from what we’ve seen on television and from brief trips to the supermarket when visiting, you f**kers in...

Group of cyclists go tumbling after ute overtakes and brakes, the Internet is divided

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We love to give everyone a fair tug of the turkey here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but some blokes and blokettes don’t help themselves. Obviously, cyclists are right in the midst of that group. Personally, we think the idea ...

This stunning treehouse in Bali is a bloody bargain for just $50 per night

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It’s no bloody secret that plenty of Ozzies love Bali. F**k, you could even say they love it long time! Every year, many celebrating school graduates head there to get f**ked up on cheap piss and swindled by a dodgy l...

TV Reporter accidentally exposes Kung Fu ‘master’ on live television

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Most of us are pretty bloody aware that showbiz and the world of entertainment is full of smoke, mirrors, trickery and bulls**t. It’s one of those things we’ve just sort of come to accept, but when someone’s making ou...

This cinema in the U.S lets you take your dog and drink unlimited booze

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Everyone out there in the comments section knows we bloody love dogs here at Ozzy Man Reviews. And, in fairness, why wouldn’t we? There’s a reason dogs are known as man’s best friend. They’re f**ken grouse. Need someo...

These real-life conversations overheard in Los Angeles are f**ken gold

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Listening to other people’s conversations is probably one of the only things that really qualifies as a guilty pleasure. Unlike watching s**tty television, listening to other people’s problems, thoughts and private di...

McDonald’s has opened a tiny ‘restaurant’ for bees

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The idea that bees are pretty bloody important has been with us for a while. So has the idea that bee populations are heading to Destination F**ked. Fortunately, some people are working hard to rectify that and we’ve ...

Bloke discovers on live podcast that he’s been s**tting wrong his whole life

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One of the things that divides us civilised folk from the savages out there is the way we handle our trips to the porcelain throne-room. Deadset, while groups of us are s**tting the right way and cleaning up after our...

Amazon tribe wins lawsuit against oil company, saving millions of acres of Rainforest

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Can we get a F**K YES for the Waorani people of Pastaza or what? These bloody legends, a tribe living in an Ecuadorian stretch of the Amazon have just given the big ‘Yeah-nah-f**k-off’ to some big rich oil barons and,...

The memes that remind us that the struggles of being a 90s kid were f***en real

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It’s no secret that every old b**tard you know reckons they had it way tougher back in their day than you do. That’s probably true. Some people had to deal with some really poxy s**t. Those 90s kids, though, they occu...

Bloke asks Internet to photoshop his Eiffel Tower pic, users respond with comedy gold

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When it comes to travelling the world and getting a photo in front of famous landmarks, there’s not many tricks as super f**ken cool as using the camera angles and perspectives to make it seem like you’re actually tou...

Men Using Snapchat’s New Filter Are Experiencing What It’s Like Being A Woman On Tinder

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It’s not really a secret that thousands of chicks who’ve gone online to try and find a date – and even some who haven’t – have had to deal with the inundation of desperate, presumptuous and downright uncalled-for mess...