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Parrot tells fire fighters to f**k off during rooftop rescue attempt

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You know, for all the cheeky, belligerent and angry animals we invite onto Ozzy Man Reviews, we really don’t see enough parrots. And that kinda sucks. Parrots are f**ken awesome. Not only are they gorgeous little bugg...

Car thief gets chased down by f*cken cow police

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The police force has always been known to employ a select few animals in its fighting of the good fight. Dogs and horses are the obvious go-to animals, while some others would probably throw pigs in there. Personally,...

People in zorb balls getting nailed by bulls is f*cken brilliant

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The creativity of the human mind is a marvelous bloody thing. Some say it knows no bounds. That’s probs bullsh*t though. What makes the human mind such a master of adaptation, of evolution, of infinite initiative is i...

Legendary dog surfs as therapy to recover from attack that scarred him

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Dogs are bloody awesome and everyone knows it, but every once in a while, the internet brings up a dog who really steps things up a notch. With that in mind, meet Jojo. This legend of a doggo has 75 thousand Instagram...

Russian couple have been raising a f*cken orphaned bear for over 20 years

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G’day blokes and blokettes. Have you realised that we haven’t been to Russia in bloody yonks? Well, seeing as it’s been too long between crazy car crashes, full-on fights or bloody bear stories, we’ve got something he...

Two old blokes escape the nursing home for German metal festival

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F**K YES!!! It’s summer in Europe, and that means the metal festivals are in full swing. And whether you love metal or you’re one of those who just doesn’t get it (it’s OK, not everyone is cool enough), you have to ad...

Snoop Dogg and Jamie Foxx freestyle an entire song on radio show and nail it

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It’s no bloody secret that when you’ve got Snoop Dogg on your radio show, you’re hoping for some pure gold. You want the hip-hop legend to give you something that’ll make his interview with you truly bloody special. I...

People are jumping out of moving cars because of a Drake song

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If you’ve ever been on a road-trip with the boys and the wrong bloke has been DJ, you know what it’s like to feel like you need to jump out of a moving car because of the music. Of course, you’ve probably never done i...

Vietnam’s new f*cken stunning bridge looks like something from Lord of the Rings

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We all know that Kiwiland (New Zealand for the politically correct among you), is the place to go for everything Lord of the Rings. The landscapes there are so close to Tolkien’s descriptions, you could set a film bas...

Bloke 100% committed to giving Google Maps the ultimate f**k you

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The Google Maps camera really is, when you think about it, the ultimate in ‘creepy’ technology. It’s got photos of your house, your work place, your favourite hangouts, and all your friend’s places too. It’s the ultim...

Sacha Baron Cohen’s latest prank is his most ridiculous yet

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There’s a lot of talk about Sacha Baron Cohen’s latest series, Who is America? right now, and with stunts and pranks as over the bloody top and as ridiculously outlandish as the complete f**ken gem he pulled on a coup...

Bloke walks into Town Council meeting and argues for legalisation of handjobs

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The beauty of a true, functioning democracy is that everyone really CAN have their say. Your opinion might be unpopular, it might be childish, it might be a stitch-up by your mates, but you’re entitled to put it to a ...

Monkey steals a bike, fends off a dog and rides off like a f*cken boss

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Riding a bike is one of those things that everyone has to learn. It’s also one of the things that you really shouldn’t forget. But how would you manage riding your pushy around a tiny little area while an annoying-as-...

Bloke reported by woman as burglar turns out to be lazy husband

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Those of you who are married or partnered up will know how hard it can be to find somewhere between 5 minutes and 8 hours of free time to play video games. For reasons that are hard to discern, some wives just don’t l...

These ‘Days Without Sex’ memes sum up not getting laid perfectly

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Whether you’ve pissed off the misso, have a face like a bag of marbles, or just keep getting friend-zoned, there’s a good chance you know what it’s like to have a dry spell when it comes to dipping your wick, planting...