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Horrified Mum accidentally feeds her two children a bowl of “d*cks”

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Hands up if you can remember your oldies making you eat something a little unconventional from time to time. No matter what it was, it’s probably gonna have a hard time outdoing the meal Rebecca Brett from the UK serv...

Aussie bloke goes for a spin in a laundromat dryer

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G’day guys, how ya doing? One of the defining aspects of humanity is our propensity to dream. To think big. To flip the naysayers the proverbial bird and do the things the haters say can’t be done. We’ve conquered ...

This Coffee Shop Owner Has Found A Genius Way To Punish Rude Customers

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To sound like an old man, if there’s one thing that’s really missing from today’s fast-paced world, it’s good manners. It just seems that it’s almost rare to hear someone use ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ these days.  I...

Mum Enlists Telco To Get Cheap Labour From 8 Year Old Daughter

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You know, some Mum’s are pretty bloody cunning; you’ve got to give them that.  The reason I say this is that there’s a real ‘heart-warming’ story doing the rounds at the moment where an 8 year old girl messaged a Telc...

Kid Orders Bong Online, Mum Wants To Watch Him Open Parcel

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Ah, the humble bong.  For some people, a simple orchy bottle will suffice, however, some people – like the kid in this amusing little video need something classier, something more refined, something more likely to get...

Police Use Gag From ‘The Simpsons’ To Trick Criminals Into Handing Themselves In

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It can’t be bloody easy working as a boy in blue these days. With all the technology scumbags and lowlifes everywhere have access to, you’d have to be coming up with all sorts of innovative techniques to make sure you...

YouTuber Who Cemented His Head Into Microwave Continues To Piss People Off

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You may have seen a recent viral video where a pommy bloke accidentally cements his head into a microwave and has to be rescued by emergency services.  Apparently, people are now expecting him to apologise for what th...

Man Owns Racist Woman When She Didn’t Believe He Could Be A First Class Passenger

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Racism comes in many forms.  Whether we’re talking about the totally f****d up extreme and violent end of racism or the bloody insidious form that poisons people’s minds and encourages them to act out on prejudices th...

Groom Meets Best Man For The First Time After 15 Years Of Gaming Online Together

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We all know that weddings are pretty important to the sheilas, but while they’re worrying about their dress and their hair, the groom has to put some bloody serious consideration into who’s going to be the best man.  ...

You Can Buy A Holden Monaro With A Built In Barbecue

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The whole world knows that us Ozzys love a barbecue.  We’re famous for them.  And although we might not have any clue what a shrimp is, I’m sure we’d eat one if it was grilled to perfection in the backyard and washed ...

400lbs Current World’s Strongest Man Steps Into The Ring With 140lb Pro Boxer

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I f*****g love a good old ‘who would win’ conversation. The possibilities in the match-up are endless: Who would win: Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator or Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop? Who would win: Hump...

Russian Bear Currently on the Loose Carrying Two Guns Stolen From Hunter

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F*** YES! You read that sh** properly. There is a bear on the loose in Russia (where else) with two guns.  The cheeky ursine prick broke into a hunter’s cabin, stole the weapons and is now presumably hunting the hu...

Australian Ferry To Be Officially Named Ferry McFerryface After Public Vote

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All right, Wanky McWankfaces, the votes are in! Yes, despite humanity collectively deciding that commitment to a meme is far more important than classical naming conventions in the recent past; Sydney Ferries invited ...

Soccer Player Scores Two Goals, Subs Himself Off, Runs To See His New Baby Born

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To the average bloke who might not know much about professional football, it can seem like a very serious and intense world. There’s millions of dollars riding on every decision, success or failure can mean promotion ...

Footage Of This Canadian “Road Rage” Incident Has Gone Viral

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These days it seems like everyone suffers from a little bit of road rage. If there’s a close call on the roads it’s not unusual to see two adults just lose their sh**, flip the bird and exchange colourful language. An...