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A bunch of people online have met Tom Hanks and turns out he’s a bloody legend

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Tom Hanks is pretty much a Hollywood legend now, right? Whether you’re talking about Forrest Gump, The Green Mile, Big, Cast Away, Saving Private Ryan, or any of the other excellent bloody movies he’s starred in, you ...

Bloke’s 5 star rating of ‘session toy’ that was so good his missus almost killed him

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Seeing as we’re all grown-ups here, let’s talk session toys. Gone are the days of having to rely on the standard equipment. These days, there are all sorts of weird and wacky shapes providing all sorts of weird and wa...

Bloke’s shares his son’s NSFW exploding pants story on Twitter

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One of the most important pieces of advice we’re usually given when we’re younger is to always make sure we’re wearing undies. After all, you never know when you’re going to need them. Of course, plenty of us still lo...

This family dog was returned after being stolen then taken 2000 miles away

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Anyone who knows anything about dogs knows they’re part of the family, and anyone who doesn’t think so can bugger right off. So at Christmas time, it’s pretty f**ken important to have your doggos there. Of course, tha...

These animal shelter dogs were allowed to pick a Christmas gift, here’s how it went

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You might think that Christmas isn’t really about the presents, and some might even make you right, but you can’t deny that for plenty of us, they make for a pretty f**ken rad part of it. There’s probably no better wa...

Brave bloke gets tattoo on thigh of his snoring missus

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One of the best things about a good relationship is the banter. Two lovers should be able to poke a bit of fun at each other and see the funny side of things. And seriously, what bloke doesn’t love riling up his missu...

Teacher creates cheeky exam question to find cheaters and catches 14 students

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We live in an age where pretty much any knowledge you need is available online and in easy reach thanks to the proliferation of smart technology. For most people, accessing that s**t doesn’t present a problem. You nee...

Courteney Cox’s response to fans mistaking her for Caitlyn Jenner is gold

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Some people reckon that pretty much everyone has a doppelganger somewhere in the world. While we can’t verify that, obviously, we’ll just say that in our experience, it’s not entirely unusual to see someone who looks ...

A Lithuanian Airport made a bloody big Christmas Tree entirely of confiscated items

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It’s easy to think that everyone knows what you should and shouldn’t take on a plane. It’s pretty much common sense. If it’s designed to stab, maim or kill, it’s a fair bet that you can’t take it on board. For some re...

These blokes need their own comedy show after break and enter goes hilariously wrong

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One of the greatest television shows ever made was World’s Dumbest Criminals. While it didn’t quite meet the standards set by When Stunts Go Bad or When Animals Attack, it made for wholesome and heart-warming viewing ...

This sheilas ‘offensive’ Christmas light display has upset the neighbours

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We’re pretty sure we’ve said this before, but there aren’t many things in life that are funnier than the random image of a comedic cock and balls. Deadset, whether it’s been drawn on your face after a night on the pis...

All this dog wants to be is closer to his human

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Bloody dogs. Man’s best friend. The goodest pets of them all. Top blokes and girls, the lot of them. Yeah, nah, as you know, we bloody love dogs here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We reckon that when it comes to great companio...

Indian police honeypot a murder suspect with a genius plan!

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We’ve all heard of the bloody honeypot trick. Used to lure a thirsty target into a trap, it involves the promise of a grouse sheila and a last-minute plot-twist that turns the tables on the target. Obviously, there’s ...

These teens caring for fake babies had bloody meltdowns after just one day

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We’re gonna guess you’re aware of those school assignments that require students to look after a ‘baby’ for the weekend, but if you’re not, it’s a pretty simple concept. The kids take home a doll that’s programmed to ...

This bloke timed how long office stores would let him work at display desks

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You might remember Joel Burrows as the bloke who tried all the store-bought Hawaiian pizzas so that you don’t have to, but fortunately for us, he’s not content with taking just one for the team. Yeah, nah, ol’mate’s a...