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Vegan’s reaction to being told the mayonnaise on her subway isn’t vegan

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So, let’s talk about vegans for a minute. They might be whiny weirdos who don’t wanna do their bit in keeping the cattle population down, but whatever, each to their own. Having said that, you’ve gotta give ‘em credit...

20+ times people had to look twice to understand what they were seeing at the airport

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Ah, the airport. There are times when strolling into an airport can feel amazing. You might be about to embark on the trip of a lifetime, you might be about to visit someone you haven’t seen in years, or you might jus...

Legend bloke teaches himself to backflip in 6 hours

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Dedication. Determination. A growth mindset. All of these are needed to constantly improve, to make yourself the best you you can possibly be, to become the you you’ve always envisioned, to look back at your life when...

An eggcellent collection of photos from farmers “cock-shaming” their chickens

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We're all familiar with the concept of dog-shaming. It's usually a pretty amusing way to spend a bit of time looking at guilty dogs and laughing at their shenanigans. But they're not the only ones who get to have a bi...

These monkeys from Panama have entered The Stone Age

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Monkeys are pretty bloody awesome little critters. They can wear hats, they can smoke cigars, and they can steal your f**ken wallet. In some ways, they’re already nearly human. The only thing holding them back has bee...

Someone drew a penis so big it can be seen from space

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Anyone bloke who’s ever been to school has drawn a mighty schlong in someone else’s notepad. F**k, anyone who’s had a mate leave his or her notepad unguarded for as long as it takes to sketch a badly rendered beaver b...

Police Dog performs CPR on police offer

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Dogs. They’re all bloody good boys and good girls and they’ll learn to do anything for a treat. They protect our families from f**kheads, they help blind c**ts get around without being run over, and they fetch newspap...

Man mistakenly released from prison for two hours is returned by wife

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You just have to love a goody-two-shoes girlfriend or wife. They’re always around to keep us out of trouble and make sure we’re on the straight and narrow. Whether they’re making sure you don’t get too drunk, get home...

A cardboard cut-out man keeps popping up at the World Cup

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In the world of football, or soccer, or land diving, whatever the f**k you wanna call it, not many people appreciate a plastic. These are the guys who support a team while they’re good and jump ship once they become s...

Senegal fans celebrate World Cup victory by cleaning the stadium

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We’re all aware of the bullsh*t that sometimes goes on at football matches around the world. From the racist fans of teams like Chelsea in England to the stabby ones of teams like Napoli in Italy, bad news is the norm...

Legend street artist transforms city streets

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At the risk of romanticising a little bit, cities live and breathe with personality. Do a little travelling and you’ll notice it in no time. Compare Berlin to London, Bucharest to Milan, Prague to Madrid; they all bus...

Gold Coast Anglican Church’s raunchy road sign has jaws dropping

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When a Gold Coast church ‘erected’ an awkward sign encouraging new members to ‘cum’ in, they were saying a little more than they bargained for. The sign, which read ‘Forgiveness is swallowing when you’d rather spit,’ ...

Some of the “best” worst tattoos on the Internet

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Providing it’s not your own tough sticker, there’s plenty to love about a sh*t tattoo. Whether it’s terrible because of poor spelling, dodgy drawing or sheer why-the-f**k-would-you-get-that-tattooed-on-ness, a dodgy t...

Three Pro-Wrestlers battle a male lion in tug of war

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In an exciting treat for visitors to the San Antonio Zoo this week, three WWE wrestlers went head to head with one young male lion in the most exciting tug of war contest you’ve seen since you were in high school! Chu...

Town Airs Its Laundry In Defiance of Anonymous Letter

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If there’s one thing we love here in Ozzyland, it’s a good old-fashioned rebellion. We simply love people who stick it to the ‘man’ and stick their middle fingers up at the tall poppies who look down on others. The to...