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Bloke walks into Town Council meeting and argues for legalisation of handjobs

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The beauty of a true, functioning democracy is that everyone really CAN have their say. Your opinion might be unpopular, it might be childish, it might be a stitch-up by your mates, but you’re entitled to put it to a ...

Monkey steals a bike, fends off a dog and rides off like a f*cken boss

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Riding a bike is one of those things that everyone has to learn. It’s also one of the things that you really shouldn’t forget. But how would you manage riding your pushy around a tiny little area while an annoying-as-...

Bloke reported by woman as burglar turns out to be lazy husband

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Those of you who are married or partnered up will know how hard it can be to find somewhere between 5 minutes and 8 hours of free time to play video games. For reasons that are hard to discern, some wives just don’t l...

These ‘Days Without Sex’ memes sum up not getting laid perfectly

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Whether you’ve pissed off the misso, have a face like a bag of marbles, or just keep getting friend-zoned, there’s a good chance you know what it’s like to have a dry spell when it comes to dipping your wick, planting...

Man hilariously pranks Internet scammer

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By now, trolling an internet scammer has almost become a rite of passage, but when it’s done well, it can still be bloody enjoyable to see someone who so thoroughly deserves it have the piss ripped out of them. Which ...

Wild road rage brawl in the middle of the street ends with car-smash finishing move

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F**K YES, ladies and wankers, it is once again fight night, and I am f**ken excited. I’m like a dingo with two dicks, I’m like a crocodile with two cocks, I’m like a bloody buffalo with two blue-veined custard chucker...

Thousands sign up to drink red liquid from 2000-year-old box found in Alexandria

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Unless you’ve been living inside a stone coffin under several tonnes of rock, you’ve probably heard about the giant f**ken sarcophagus they found in Egypt a week or so ago. If you know what I’m talking about, you prob...

This cat with a human-like face is going viral

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Cats. They can be described in many, many ways. For some reason though, the internet seems to love the murderous little b*stards. Lately, the people of the internet have gotten their knickers in a twist thanks to the ...

Teen outed and mocked by restaurant online after paying for meal with coins

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Bloody hell! Talk about ungrateful. A young bloke shouting his mate a free lunch with all the quarters he’d earned as a tip at his own job has been called out and shamed by the Lynchburg restaurant they ate at despite...

Vegan’s reaction to being told the mayonnaise on her subway isn’t vegan

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So, let’s talk about vegans for a minute. They might be whiny weirdos who don’t wanna do their bit in keeping the cattle population down, but whatever, each to their own. Having said that, you’ve gotta give ‘em credit...

20+ times people had to look twice to understand what they were seeing at the airport

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Ah, the airport. There are times when strolling into an airport can feel amazing. You might be about to embark on the trip of a lifetime, you might be about to visit someone you haven’t seen in years, or you might jus...

Legend bloke teaches himself to backflip in 6 hours

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Dedication. Determination. A growth mindset. All of these are needed to constantly improve, to make yourself the best you you can possibly be, to become the you you’ve always envisioned, to look back at your life when...

An eggcellent collection of photos from farmers “cock-shaming” their chickens

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We're all familiar with the concept of dog-shaming. It's usually a pretty amusing way to spend a bit of time looking at guilty dogs and laughing at their shenanigans. But they're not the only ones who get to have a bi...

These monkeys from Panama have entered The Stone Age

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Monkeys are pretty bloody awesome little critters. They can wear hats, they can smoke cigars, and they can steal your f**ken wallet. In some ways, they’re already nearly human. The only thing holding them back has bee...

Someone drew a penis so big it can be seen from space

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Anyone bloke who’s ever been to school has drawn a mighty schlong in someone else’s notepad. F**k, anyone who’s had a mate leave his or her notepad unguarded for as long as it takes to sketch a badly rendered beaver b...

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