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People share some of the best “old people” fails

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If there’s one group of people we really bloody love, it’s the old blokes and sheilas in our lives. Deadset, these legends have knowledge, wisdom and experience, and when it comes to helping us younger generations out...

Irish bloke befriends Ronaldinho and heads to his place for keepie-uppies and beer!

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We reckon that even if you’re not too big on your soccer, you probably know who bloody Ronaldinho is. Yeah, nah, deadset, he’s one of the game’s elite players, and many have claimed that at his peak, he was one of the...

This US sheila’s culture shock upon moving to Oz is f#@*en gold!

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One of the big bloody joys of travelling the world is that it gives you a new perspective on your own neck of the woods. Yeah, nah, deadset. It lets you see how much we do differently here in Straya and helps you real...

Some of the Internet’s greatest “Not my f#*@en job” moments

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The world’s full of people and they all come in different stripes. Yeah, nah, some people will do whatever they can to help others, some will do a little bit, and some will do f**k-all. And that’s all right. After all...

The Aussie bloke immortalised in a KFC drive-thru!

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We reckon it’s probably fair to suggest that most of us remember our childhood jobs. Of course, that s**t isn’t usually reciprocal. After all, your local fast food joint has employed bloody thousands of workers over t...

There’s a sub on Reddit called “Cringetopia” and it delivers gems like these

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Seeing as you’re already on the internet, we’re just going to assume you’ve seen things that could make a grown adult cringe. Yeah, nah, it’s all part and parcel of the gig. Sometimes, though, you just can’t help but ...

The “Weird Online Reviews” Twitter account is bloody brilliant

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We’re often singing the internet’s praises, but if you’re a regular here, you’ll know that. Still, we just can’t help ourselves. Whenever we think we’ve just about covered it, some other f**ker comes along and shows u...

Long-time Simpsons writer explains some jokes fans never understood

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If you’re asking us, when you’re talking about people who grew up in the nineties, there are two kinds of them: those who love The Simpsons and those who weren’t allowed to watch it. It seems kind of absurd given the ...

A series of bloody gold screenshots that never get old

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It’s no secret that the internet is pretty much everyone’s favourite thing. Yeah, nah, it’s high-time we admitted that there’s no shame in that. As well as making the world better in a tonne of seriously awesome ways,...

Some of the best gold-medal memes doing the rounds this Olympics

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Lately, we’ve been coming back to memes an awful lot. We don’t know why. We’ve tried to analyse it in the past, but the real secret is that they’re just great. With that said, let’s check out some of the best ones doi...

Social media swarms as Olympic cameraman pans away from hockey to film cockroach

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By and large, we reckon most people out there are with us when we say that cockroaches are f**ken disgusting. Yeah, nah, deadset, these little buggers are pretty horrible little creatures that are pretty handy at givi...

Hilarious Twitter thread reveals what Olympics would be like with amateurs

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The f**ken Olympics is pretty much the pinnacle of modern sport. Deadset, for about a month, we all pretend we give a s**t about every obscure bloody sport on the planet as we enjoy watching superhuman athletes domina...

In scientific first, brain implant translates paralysed bloke’s thoughts into speech

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Sometimes you’ve just gotta look at a piece of news and say ‘Holy s**tballs tittyf**k!’ Yeah, nah, we’re standing by it because this is one of those stories. Deadset, scientists have gone and used bloody technology to...

Jackass Forever trailer looks f*@#en mint!

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We reckon that if you’re here there’s a pretty bloody good chance you know all about Jackass. Deadset, it’s not as if they’re relative unknowns. Yeah, nah, the veteran daredevils have been at it for years, and even if...

Teen sheila slapped in the face by a seagull on 120-km/hr Sling Shot ride

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Lately, there’s been a bit of talk around the Ozzy Man offices that a fairground video is in order. Well, this latest story is gonna do sweet f**k-all to dispel that notion. Fortunately, no one’s been hurt, but you ca...

People have been figuring out how to have sex on the Tokyo Olympics’ anti-sex beds

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If you’ve been around over the last few days, you probably saw that link we posted about the anti-sex beds the Tokyo Olympics is trying to fob off on the athletes over there. Of course, sex is the main reason for inno...

Japanese bloke is renting himself and offering ‘nothing in particular’!

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Now, don’t get us wrong here, we bloody love our jobs at Ozzy Man Reviews, and we’re sure you big bloody bewdiful b**tards love your jobs too, and even though we’re pretty sure that plenty of you go to work and get aw...

Elon Musk responds to space fans mocking Richard Branson’s “ugly” kitchen

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We all know that Elon Musk is kind of a big-shot on Twitter, but he doesn’t only use it to talk supernerd stuff, post memes, and spend time after blazing a few spliffs. Yeah, nah, he also uses it to stick up for his m...

IT professionals share their daily torment through memes

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While there’s no doubt we’ve all filled in our resume by claiming that we have extensive IT knowledge, we’d probably all be screwed without IT support. Deadset, those bloody legends are the heroes of any busy workplac...

Google releases new phone feature to “lock” images

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Yeah, look, we can pretend that everyone out there in the world thinks nudes are a bad thing, but the reality is a bit different to that. Between consenting adults, the ability to send each other raw-as-f**k photos of...