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Judge responds to bloke’s username “BUTTF@*#ER 3000” in Zoom court case
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As you’re no doubt aware, Covid has rocked the world, but life still has to continue. Yeah, nah, fortunately, we live in an age where technology has made sure s**t doesn’t have to change too much. Take for example the...
Kiwi bloke paints penises over potholes to get them filled in faster
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If there’s anything comic-book movies have taught us, it’s that the great and gallant works of society’s biggest heroes aren’t always welcomed by the authorities. Yeah, nah, J Jonah makes Spidey’s life a misery, and e...
Reddit users share their plans to seduce new bachelor Bill Gates
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In case you’ve been making like the proverbial ostrich and have had your head buried in the sand, Bill bloody Gates and his wife Melinda are cutting ties. Yeah, nah, their marriage is ‘irretrievably broken’ and they’r...
Awesome footage shows UK Marine f@*#en jetpack onto ship
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It goes without saying that guns are bad, violence is abhorrent, and war sucks, but we’d also be liars if we didn’t say that this footage of a pommy marine using a jetpack to board a ship and whip out his gun isn’t f*...
Sheila is left absolutely mortified in this bloody brilliant prank
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Look, we’ve gotta be honest with you. Most of the time, the pranks you tend to see online are in danger of veering away from humour and just becoming a straight-up d*ck move. Obviously, we won’t name names, but you pr...
This bloke spent six years parking in every car park of his local supermarket
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It’s pretty nice to pretend that life is always awesome. Yeah, nah, it’s bloody grouse to act like everything we do is exciting and worthy of documenting online for the whole world to see, but the reality is that life...
A dozen social media comebacks that deserve a f@*#en standing ovation
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Although we can all recognise that needless bickering can quickly turn any conversational thread into a raging dumpster-fire, it’s important to be honest. Sometimes, just sometimes, you see a retort so witty that you ...
Graphic Designing Dad trolls wife with PhotoShopped pics of their baby in bizarre situations
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If you're a Dad and you're looking after baby while Mum is out, it's pretty much the law that you have to troll her a bit. Yeah, nah, you need to make her feel pretty sure that baby's fine, that's obvious, but you do ...
10 of the funniest f*@#en airport photos you’ve seen
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We reckon you’re probably aware of it already, but the world is totally made up of opposites. Yeah, nah, every yin has a yang. Every top bloke or sheila is counterpointed by a f**ken deads**t and every nah, yeah has a...
YouTuber teaches Boston Dynamics robot dog to p*ss beer into cup
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Dogs. Robots. Beer. We don’t reckon there’s any debate that all three of those things are awesome. Yeah, nah, dogs are man’s best friend, robots live by the mantra that they should ‘do no harm,’ and beer is the nectar...
These questions asked on Yahoo Answers are some of the bloody best ever
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It’s hard to imagine that when Yahoo Answers was first brainstormed back in the early 90s, it’s creators could have foreseen the path the well-known Q&A site would take. Yeah, nah, designed with good intentions, it so...
Couple mistakenly vandalise $500,000 painting in art gallery
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You know, everyone makes mistakes. Deadset, some say that they are an essential part of life. We say, though, that while making your own is a worthwhile enterprise, it’s far better to learn from other people’s . With ...
People share some gold photos of their neighbours
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Unless you’re lucky enough to live on big acreage in the back of whoop-whoop, there’s a pretty good chance you’ve got neighbours living on your street. While we know good neighbours can make good friends, we’ve gotta ...
Comedian Matt Berry reads a husband’s plea to his wife about their intimate relations to a live audience
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Polite society generally frowns on the airing of dirty laundry in public. Don’t get us wrong, we all secretly love it, but it’s also a bit taboo. Still, that doesn’t mean it’s not funny. So when comedian Matt Berry wa...
Pommy pub rebuilt ‘brick by brick’ after illegal demolition
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Mate, if there’s one thing we love about the poms, it’s that those f**kers love their beer as much as we do. Deadset, there’s a reason they’ve got pubs on every corner. Of course, their love of the buggers goes way be...
