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China erects “dick” building that shoots fireworks from its tip

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Ah, the penis. Some might say it’s mankind’s most beloved body part. Others might say it’s womankind’s most beloved body part too. Am I right? Am I right? Anyway, I digress. All we’re saying is that in a world positiv...

Twelve photos that prove Japan is one of a kind

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How’s ya memory ya big gorgeous f**k-knuckles? Have you killed it with beer or do ya remember an article from a while back with a bunch of pics in it that show off how bloody awesome Japan is? If ya don’t remember, ch...

Guy takes fake book covers onto the train to see how people react

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Trains are funny places. Despite the fact you’re often within close proximity of dozens of strangers, there’s an unspoken code of conduct that, in a weird way, makes them one of the politest places you’re likely to fi...

Some of the net’s best photos of babies that look like old b*stards

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Babies. Little miniature humans, freshly baked and ready to sleep, sh*t, scream, and eat their way through the next few months of a new parent's life. Despite that though, they somehow manage to pull it all off while ...

Comedian ‘Eminem’ disses everyone and everything (Parody)

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Unless you’ve been living – and probably sleeping – under a rock for the last few weeks, you might have heard about a little bit of beef between hip-hop artists Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. The two rappers have been ...

F*cken legend saves dogs from certain death in hurricane florence floodwaters

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We’ve mentioned before that flooding is a f**ken nasty business. When those waters come rushing in, sweeping all before them and destroying houses and homes; the helicopters fly overhead to rescue the lucky ones, and ...

This is how you rock: watch a punk singer catch a flying beer and down it!

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The facts are in and live music is widely recognised as being ‘pretty f**ken good’. Not only does a live gig present you with the opportunity to watch bands rock the f**k out on a live stage, it also presents you with...

Trump’s double fist-pump has become a photoshopped meme

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One of the things we notice when we’re reading the comments on Ozzy Man’s Facebook page is that it doesn’t matter what the topic is, some of you guys find a way to bring Trump into it. And yeah, we know, everything th...

The Internet has roasted Lindsay Lohan’s dance moves and spawned a new viral challenge

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Oi f**k ya, quit the Dele Alli Challenge, piss off with the Keke Challenge, and get with the f**ken program. All the cool cats are now trying to master the latest awesome – and completely worthwhile – personal challen...

The Bellyflop Championship is the best f*cken sport on the planet

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Ooh yeah, ladies and gents, sheilas and wankers, how the f**k are ya? Hopefully you’re feeling like something of an armchair sportsman (or lady) (or whatever), because footage of the highly anticipated belly-flop cham...

Must read fart guide for every couple that sleeps in the same bed

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Ah, the humble fart. It doesn't really matter who you are or where you come from, you fart. And whether you call it a fluff, an air biscuit, brown thunder, a mud duck or - if you're a lady - whispering in your panties...

Couple get hitched in first Viking wedding in almost 1000 years

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The f**ken Vikings! Considering they're popularly known to be vicious, visceral and violent, most of you probably think of attacks on isolated monasteries, horned helmets and awesome television shows when you think of...

Rapper Hopsin loses his sh*t when Eminem name-checks him on new album

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As you’re probably well aware, Eminem’s anticipated as-f**k new album, Kamikaze was surprise-released last week. Obviously, this is big news in the music world. So when Slim casually tweeted a link to the album, bloke...

Some f*cken legend brings his figurines to life with his genius photography

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The debate over Marvel and DC is a pretty bloody frequent one among the nerds of the world, and one that’s clearly redundant. We all know Marvel is the best by miles and miles. Still, one internet photographer, who go...

Dad hides 12 inch dildo in son’s luggage for hilarious airport prank

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We all know someone whose banter game is over the top good. You know the guy, the one whose renowned for their ability to roast the f**k out of anyone or set up a quality ‘gotcha’ on anyone. When you think about it, t...