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Manager threatens “sick” employee, employee responds the best way possible

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Taking time off work can always be a dodgy prospect. We all know who the dodgy sheilas are who take off the Friday before Splendour in the Grass every year. We also know who the cheeky blokes who only ever get sick on...

“I made my shed the top rated restaurant on Trip Advisor”

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Just a little while ago, we told you that we f**ken love a cheeky bastard here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We waxed lyrical about the way the heavens bless them, blokes want to be them and sheilas want to be with them. Well,...

Cheeky bloke adds his ex-girlfriends to a group chat to wish them Merry Ex-Mas

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We’ve said it before and there’s absolutely no doubt we’ll say it again, but the sun shines down on smartasses everywhere. The world loves them, and we f**ken love having a chuckle at their antics as well. Especially ...

Aquaman Jason Momoa photobombs couple’s wedding pics on Hawaiian beach

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Your wedding’s a special day. It’s supposed to live in the memory for a long, long time, and it’s supposed to be a premium opportunity to get some photos you’ll look at for the rest of your life – and maybe even pass ...

Hugh Jackman & Jake Gyllenhaal play hilarious prank on Ryan Reynolds for Christmas

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Hollywood tabloids and journalists love to talk about the big Hollywood couples. They love to show us photos of them sunning themselves and holidaying in exotic locations. They love to show us the ‘fantasy’ of fame. D...

Hero Mum chases down package thief and gets her package back

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If there’s one thing that you should always remember, it’s that you don’t f**k with Mum. Whether it’s your mum, your mate’s mum or someone else’s mum entirely, they are not to be messed with. They brought life into th...

Rude customer demands discount on a 50 cent Christmas ornament, worker gets revenge

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As Christmas draws closer, spare a thought for the retail workers out there. While you may have been traipsing through shopping centres and hating on the crowds, you probably haven’t experienced anywhere near as much ...

People are posting their “illegal” lego building tactics

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Apparently, there’s a right way and a wrong way to do Lego. Yeah, fair dinkum, it seems like that instead of letting their kids doing whatever they can to put the bits together and build a dodgy f**ken house that gets...

These lazy Christmas decoration ideas are bloody genius

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F**ken Christmas is on its way. People are getting pumped for their work parties, decorations have started to appear in people’s houses, and shopping centres and malls are already running parades and attractions. Of c...

Fisherman jumps on entangled whale’s back, cuts it free

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F**ken right on, blokes and blokettes, you read that sh*t right. Get ready to stand up, clap out a round of applause, shout a fella a beer and make a toast to his heroic arse. Deadset, some blokes are born heroes, and...

Sheila dumps her cheating boyfriend in savage fashion at her own birthday party

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It’s only a couple of posts ago that we were talking about the dude who wrote his cheating girlfriend a ‘f**k you’ song. While that song certainly came with its own brand of scorn, it can’t compete with the cold-blood...

Bloke who accidentally discovers Hockey on TV for the first time goes viral with his comments

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There’s an old adage that we often find ourselves thinking about here at Ozzy Man Reviews. A bastardised version of it basically suggests that if you’re completely f**ken clueless about the things out there in the wor...

Bloke’s missus cheated on him & begged to have him back, instead he wrote this song

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Relationships are fickle things. Sometimes you can go from thinking the sun literally shines out of someone’s arse to paying a hitman to take them out for you. Not that we speak from experience, it’s just that er, yea...

Santa rips off beard and tells kids to ‘get the f*ck out’ in huge grotto meltdown

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Some actors take their craft pretty seriously. The history of the Oscars is the history of actors who’ve totally blurred the boundaries between their real-life personality and the character they’re playing in their la...

Russian TV shows off ‘robot’ that’s actually a man in a robot suit

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F**ken robots are pretty big business these days. And er, yeah, nah, we’re not talking about the kind that puts you out of work or the kind that sucks and f*cks, we’re talking about proper robots you can buy as friend...