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Pro soccer-player takes a dump mid-game

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Yeah, look, it might be a bit of a stretch to suggest that pro athletes are the f**ken demi-gods of Western culture, but to an extent, they are represented that way in the media. And, you know, they are idolised, they...

People reveal their most outrageous food delivery texts

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Speaking generally, it’s pretty bloody tricky to argue that the explosion of food delivery services hasn’t made our lives better. Deadset, there used to be a time that you’d drink eight beers at home and then decide y...

Uncle Roger reviews Gordon Ramsay’s Egg-Fried Rice

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Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’re probably all over the fact Uncle Roger has been getting a fair bit of notoriety for his reviews of various television chefs’ attempts at egg-fried rice. Uncle Roger, come...

Professionals reveal how much they hide in the background of Zoom calls

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Yeah, nah, by this point we don’t reckon there’s any secret that pretty much everything you’ve seen from your co-workers, bosses, and employees during a Zoom meeting is a lie. Deadset, you don’t have a clue whether so...

Artist is selling ‘Karen’ Halloween masks, calling them ‘the real monsters of 2020’

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Bloody Halloween! We know that some people here in Straya whinge about it, but we reckon it’s pretty bloody tricky not to get excited about an annual event that celebrates ghosts, monsters, and all that’s supposed to ...

People submitted their most ‘awks’ family pics to this Instagram account

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We can’t remember exactly who said it, but we heard a quote once that suggested a good sign of growing up was being able to look back on yourself and shake your head. Seeing as family photos tend to provide scary wind...

Blokes powerful speech about renaming ‘boneless chicken wings’ at council meeting

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One of the greatest things about democracy is the fact that one man really can make a stand. Deadset, if you’ve got a bone to pick, you’ve got every right to petition your local members of parliament and council-membe...

Scammer gets trolled with neighbourhood drama and ends up giving up

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We say it every time, but regardless of whether these text exchanges are real or not, they make for a pretty bloody interesting genre of story. In this particular instance, you’re going to see a scammer pretending to ...

Parents left stunned after dad posts clever sleep trick online

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Yeah, nah, we know that when the internet promises you a life hack, you’ve got every right in the world to be dubious, but we know that after lockdown, plenty of you blokettes in the comments section are gonna find yo...

Snoop Dogg helps Chemistry Professor deliver his syllabus

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When it comes to legendary potheads, bloody Snoop Dogg may well be the most famous of them all. Of course, it helps that he’s pretty much a universally loved figure. Whatever he’s doing, people bloody love it. Of cour...

Stuntman David Blaine soars 25,000 feet holding helium balloons

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Mate, we’re not sure about you, but we reckon that at some point, every bloke, blokette, and little bloody bugger has wondered whether you could fly with enough balloons. Yeah, nah, it’s a f**ken dream we’ve all share...

Step son’s revenge sees him trick step-dad into signing over perfectly good Audi A3

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Ever since fairy-tales were new on the scene, people have bloody loved stories about wicked step-parents. As part of that, you’ve got the ultimate revenge fantasy of getting your own back on an arsehole step-mum or st...

Boss who took million-dollar pay cut to give employees $70k min salary explains the impact

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If there’s one thing most of us can get behind, it’s the universal gripe that the average worker slaves their arse off to make someone else bloody rich. In plenty of cases, they’re doing that for wages that are less t...

This sheila’s ‘dumbest question ever’ on TikTok divides the internet!

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We only mentioned it the other day, but if there’s one thing bloody Twitter is good for, it’s watching strangers discuss, debate and argue over s**t. And that brings us to today’s post. Shortly after a sheila from the...

BrewDog to release ‘Yaldi’ beer after twitter-fight with Aldi

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If you’ve got much to do with Twitter, you’ll know it’s pretty much a giant s**tfight where companies spit s**t at each other, pitchfork-brandishing trolls band together to hate on products and people they don’t like,...