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How an Aussie scientist determined whether farts spread disease

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You might remember a while back, in the early days of this whole Covid thing, that some people were wondering whether or not farts could spread the virus. Well, with the new Omicron variant doing the rounds, we reckon...

Crisis in Canada forces them to release 50 million pounds of maple syrup from their reserves

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When it comes to everyone’s favourite people, the bloody Canadians have to be right up there. Yeah, nah, Canadia’s a f**ken grouse place full of whimsy, politeness and maple syrup. Still, they’re not immune to disaste...

Grandma accidentally invited young bloke to thanksgiving in 2016, now an annual ritual

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One of the greatest things about life is that it’s full of stories about finding friendship in unexpected places. Deadset, we’ve all been to places where we never expected to meet anyone, let alone a lifelong friend, ...

“I ate my f*#@en AirPod”: Sheila mistook earbud for pill, pooped it out

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Distraction. Like it or not, it’s one of those things that gets us all from time to time. Yeah, nah, it’s just one of life’s little pitfalls, and it causes all sorts of mayhem. Deadset, just ask TikTokker @IamCarliiib...

Reddit Legend explains how they got paid & promoted for doing NOTHING for 5 years

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We’ve said this before, but work is a bloody funny thing. Deadset, you might well love it, you might well enjoy working with the people there, and you certainly might enjoy the money you earn while you’re there, but i...

Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell turn into each other on TV

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When you’re interviewing Will Ferrell or Ryan Reynolds, you’ve gotta be prepared for the unexpected. Yeah, nah, by this stage, we all know that Reynolds loves to f**k with people, and Ferrell just loves to weird peopl...

Woman leaves bloody gold Amazon review of leggings after “falling down a mountain”

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Love it or hate it, you have to admit that Amazon has changed the way we shop. Deadset, the online marketplace is bloody synonymous with bargains. Of course, one reason it gets a lot of love outside of its actual prod...

Meet Coconut the smiling alligator who loves a good f**ken scrub!

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It’s probably not a long shot to suggest that we don’t usually think of alligators as fun-loving relaxation fiends. Yeah, nah, there’s no shame in that. They’re predators. They’re cold-blooded. They’re the stars of mo...

BJ Novak accidentally had his image stolen and is now on products all around the world

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The ownership of intellectual property and images can be a pretty f**ken tricky thing in this day and age. And, fair dinkum, you can take our bloody word for it. That’s why we always try to give credit where we can. U...

Dad gets out of prison after twenty-two years, goes viral with TikTok dance video

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We dunno about you, but if we had to spend twenty-two years locked away while our kids grew up, we’d be pretty f**ken excited to get out of the slammer and see them. The dad in this story’s no different. As you can im...

Pub so stingy with its chips, there’s a Facebook group dedicated to its s**tty serving sizes…

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Let’s be honest, one of the only things that can ruin a bloody good counter meal is a p**sweak serving of chips. Yeah, nah, it should be hard to ruin a schooey of midstrength, a tasty mains, and a side of chips, but i...

Twitter user Photoshops Paddington Bear into movies and the results are hilarious

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Bloody creativity is a wonderful thing, it really is. Yeah, nah, the world can be a pretty serious place, and sometimes all the sad news, all the online anger, and all the division in society can make you feel like th...

Food critic reviews cheap takeaway kebab right outside Salt Bae’s new London restaurant

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Bloody money’s a funny thing. While we wouldn’t really know, it seems that when you have more of it than you know what to do with, you can start buying regular things for stupidly expensive prices. Take Salt Bae’s fam...

Boss rapidly backtracks after chewing out best worker and causing them to quit

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Perhaps one of the greatest developments we’ve seen in recent years is the way that employees are more and more willing to tell unfair bosses to shove it and to quit over dodgy workplace treatment. Don’t get us wrong,...

Bloke’s random deep shower thoughts are strangely poignant

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Random thoughts are bloody weird things. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not talking about the kind of thoughts that see us navigating our day and problem-solving the various aspects of life we need to negotiate in order to...

The older generation reckons the youth of today will never understand these things…

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It doesn’t really matter what generation you’re from, the chances are that when you become an old codger, you’ll think the world’s gone to s**t and things were better in your day. Of course, you probably won’t be righ...

“I look like a f*@#ing Karen”: TikToker sobs after $300 haircut fail

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We’re pretty sure that by this stage of the game, you don’t need us to explain what exactly a ‘Karen’ is. Yeah, nah, these self-righteous and entitled women are renowned the world over. They want to speak to the manag...

TV Presenter taken out and dragged to the ground by guide dog on live TV

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We like to think we are people of the people here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Deadset, that’s why we – like you – reckon dogs are f**ken awesome. Deadset, these intelligent and noble creatures can rescue people from avalanch...

Conor McGregor rivals 50 Cent for worst-ever first pitch at baseball game

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Yeah, look, people are gonna say it, so yeah, we’ll jump in first. We clickbaited the f**k out of that headline. Deadset, you’re probably thinking that Conor’s up to his usual tricks, but it’s nothing that severe. Yea...

Nicole Ritchie accidentally sets her hair on fire while trying to blow out birthday candles

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When you think about it, birthday candles are an interesting way of decorating a cake. Not only do you have to pick off wax that gets in the wrong spot, but you also have to run the risk of the birthday bloke (or shei...