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Police are on the hunt for the Kiwi Butt-Plug Bandits

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We all know the media loves to come up with catchy names for people. If you’re an alleged criminal, that name might have something to do with your alleged crimes. With that in mind, we give you the Butt-Plug Bandits. ...

10 year old kid sends Nick Cave a letter asking for advice, gets bloody brilliant response

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Over the years, Ozzyland has produced its fair share of cool as f**k famous c**ts, but the coolest of them all is easily the legendary Nick Cave. Here’s a dude with more talent and creativity in his little pinkie than...

Dog destroys neighbours “toy” parcel, resulting in very awkward exchange

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re acutely aware of the fact that most people have to live with neighbours. That can be good or bad depending on the neighbour. Sometimes your neighbours are d**kheads, sometimes they’re y...

Tokyo 2020: Medals to be made from recycled waste

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We’ve spoken about our love for Japan loads of times here on Ozzyman Reviews, and we’re gonna say it again, we fair dinkum love those pricks. They just seem to really ‘get’ what it means to be a good bloke. Have a f**...

This bloke has somehow taken over PornHub with his unique videos going viral

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They say that no matter your kink, there’s someone else out there who’s also into it. And, let's be honest, you don’t have to have travelled far to know that the internet will usually help you find that person. More t...

Genius lottery winning bloke wears “Scream” mask to collect prize ceremony

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Winning the lotto is supposed to be a bloody good reason to celebrate. You’re supposed to collect your check then walk into the local tav and buy everyone a round of beers. Then you need to walk into work and tell the...

Pub leaves savage response to one-star Trip Advisor review

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Maaate, if there’s one thing the internet has brought us, it’s the ability to fire off a rapid review or nasty text message when we’re feeling chagrined. And why wouldn’t you? You feel hard-done-by and you want to get...

People try to imagine what God was thinking when creating certain things

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All right, ya big bloody legends, how ya doing? Hopefully you’re in the mood for something a little silly, because we’ve just seen a whole bunch of funny-as-f**k Twitter posts explaining what God might have been think...

When kids drawings go horribly wrong

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We all know that at some point every one of us was a stupid kid – however well-intentioned we may have been – who knew jacks**t about the world and had no idea that half the s**t we said and did was unintentionally do...

Eminem cannot get over Chris D’Elia’s impression of him

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They say that imitation is pretty much the best form of flattery. Generally speaking, it’s a sentiment that rings true. Whenever a movie, muso, novel, or television series hits the big time, it’s usually not too blood...

Relative of the Redback and Black Widow spiders found and it’s the largest of them all!

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We seem to speak about spiders a fair bit here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We won’t apologise for that. They’re pretty bloody spectacular creatures and they’re cool as f**k. So when there’s a new species discovered, we need ...

Teen jailed after buying PS4 for $10 by scanning it as “fruit” at self-checkout, twice

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Bloody hell, this story really highlights the fact that some blokes are just born with the ability to rort the system and come up with some sketchy-as-f**k methods to score themselves a bloody bargain. Deadset, have a...

Worker caught on camera pretending to slip on ice cubes for compensation

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The world is an expensive place. You know as well as we do that with the rising costs of groceries, of fuel, of keeping the water and power flowing, of ensuring you have abundant quantities of beer, and of raising chi...

Bloke falls asleep during livestream, wakes to find 200 people watching him

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The idea of being watched while you sleep is pretty much a staple of horror movies and phobias. After all, it’s pretty f**ken creepy to consider that while you’re sleeping, and no doubt snoring and farting your arse o...

Cheating bloke’s side-chick crashes his wedding dressed in full bridal gown

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We bloody love schadenfreude here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, fair dinkum, while some of you might like watching those ‘most satisfying videos ever’ that feature some sort of slow-moving chemical reaction in HD, we’d p...