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Woman leaves bloody gold Amazon review of leggings after “falling down a mountain”

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Love it or hate it, you have to admit that Amazon has changed the way we shop. Deadset, the online marketplace is bloody synonymous with bargains. Of course, one reason it gets a lot of love outside of its actual prod...

Meet Coconut the smiling alligator who loves a good f**ken scrub!

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It’s probably not a long shot to suggest that we don’t usually think of alligators as fun-loving relaxation fiends. Yeah, nah, there’s no shame in that. They’re predators. They’re cold-blooded. They’re the stars of mo...

BJ Novak accidentally had his image stolen and is now on products all around the world

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The ownership of intellectual property and images can be a pretty f**ken tricky thing in this day and age. And, fair dinkum, you can take our bloody word for it. That’s why we always try to give credit where we can. U...

Dad gets out of prison after twenty-two years, goes viral with TikTok dance video

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We dunno about you, but if we had to spend twenty-two years locked away while our kids grew up, we’d be pretty f**ken excited to get out of the slammer and see them. The dad in this story’s no different. As you can im...

Pub so stingy with its chips, there’s a Facebook group dedicated to its s**tty serving sizes…

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Let’s be honest, one of the only things that can ruin a bloody good counter meal is a p**sweak serving of chips. Yeah, nah, it should be hard to ruin a schooey of midstrength, a tasty mains, and a side of chips, but i...

Twitter user Photoshops Paddington Bear into movies and the results are hilarious

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Bloody creativity is a wonderful thing, it really is. Yeah, nah, the world can be a pretty serious place, and sometimes all the sad news, all the online anger, and all the division in society can make you feel like th...

Food critic reviews cheap takeaway kebab right outside Salt Bae’s new London restaurant

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Bloody money’s a funny thing. While we wouldn’t really know, it seems that when you have more of it than you know what to do with, you can start buying regular things for stupidly expensive prices. Take Salt Bae’s fam...

Boss rapidly backtracks after chewing out best worker and causing them to quit

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Perhaps one of the greatest developments we’ve seen in recent years is the way that employees are more and more willing to tell unfair bosses to shove it and to quit over dodgy workplace treatment. Don’t get us wrong,...

Bloke’s random deep shower thoughts are strangely poignant

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Random thoughts are bloody weird things. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not talking about the kind of thoughts that see us navigating our day and problem-solving the various aspects of life we need to negotiate in order to...

The older generation reckons the youth of today will never understand these things…

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It doesn’t really matter what generation you’re from, the chances are that when you become an old codger, you’ll think the world’s gone to s**t and things were better in your day. Of course, you probably won’t be righ...

“I look like a f*@#ing Karen”: TikToker sobs after $300 haircut fail

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We’re pretty sure that by this stage of the game, you don’t need us to explain what exactly a ‘Karen’ is. Yeah, nah, these self-righteous and entitled women are renowned the world over. They want to speak to the manag...

TV Presenter taken out and dragged to the ground by guide dog on live TV

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We like to think we are people of the people here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Deadset, that’s why we – like you – reckon dogs are f**ken awesome. Deadset, these intelligent and noble creatures can rescue people from avalanch...

Conor McGregor rivals 50 Cent for worst-ever first pitch at baseball game

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Yeah, look, people are gonna say it, so yeah, we’ll jump in first. We clickbaited the f**k out of that headline. Deadset, you’re probably thinking that Conor’s up to his usual tricks, but it’s nothing that severe. Yea...

Nicole Ritchie accidentally sets her hair on fire while trying to blow out birthday candles

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When you think about it, birthday candles are an interesting way of decorating a cake. Not only do you have to pick off wax that gets in the wrong spot, but you also have to run the risk of the birthday bloke (or shei...

The most entertaining delivery in village cricket history was recently caught on film

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While we all know the big money in sport is what gets passed around when the pros play, those of us who’ve spent our time in pi**sweak social leagues and competed against regular blokes know that’s where the real argy...

Scammer gets trolled so badly, they beg the person to stop responding

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Yeah, look, we’ve got a bloody viral text exchange for you lot here again today, and as always, we’re just gonna roll with it. We all know that the truth behind them can be a little fluid, but at the end of the day, t...

Family of rescued Aussie toddler invite renowned Aussie celeb for booze and ‘bags’ on live TV

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If you follow the news here in Ozzyland, you’ll know that the last few days have been an interesting one for the family of missing toddler Anthony 'AJ' Elfalak. Yeah, nah, in a bloody terrifying ordeal, the little tin...

Kids play ultimate Simpsons prank on school board meeting

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If there’s one thing we love here at Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s a bloody harmless prank. Yeah, nah, we’re not too keen on some of what passes as a ‘prank’ these days, but when it comes to classics like the old pun name tr...

People share some of the best “old people” fails

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If there’s one group of people we really bloody love, it’s the old blokes and sheilas in our lives. Deadset, these legends have knowledge, wisdom and experience, and when it comes to helping us younger generations out...

Irish bloke befriends Ronaldinho and heads to his place for keepie-uppies and beer!

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We reckon that even if you’re not too big on your soccer, you probably know who bloody Ronaldinho is. Yeah, nah, deadset, he’s one of the game’s elite players, and many have claimed that at his peak, he was one of the...