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Mum gets note from neighbour: my kids don’t want to see your ass

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If you’re anything like us, you’re probably pretty defensive about what you can and can’t do in your own house. And, let’s be honest, we’ve all got decent ideas about what constitutes decent social behaviour and what’...

Redditors divulge their “best” drunken inventions

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One of the greatest things about having a few beers with your mates and having a grand old chat is the sheer number of brilliant ideas you have. Deadset, most people will come up with at least one or two good ideas in...

Fan causes “worsed ever crash” at Tour de France with cardboard sign

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All right, we know you big bloody bewdiful bastards are aware of the big bloody crash in the Tour De France the other day, and you also know that we bloody love seeing cyclists eat s**t in monumental stacks. What you ...

Mark Zuckerberg’s flag waving surfing video sparks memes

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We often talk about the fact that different nations celebrate their ‘national day’ in different ways. Here in Australia, we have huge debates about the ethics of having our national day of celebration on a day that’s ...

Googly eyes make everything look 10x f#*%en better!

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You know, we think a lot about humour here at Ozzy Man Reviews. For some people, it’s a pretty complex thing. After all, there are emotions you need to reach, there’s a reaction you’re aiming for, there are cultural s...

Sheila competes at Olympic trials while 18 weeks pregnant

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As blokes, we’re pretty much wildly unqualified to talk about pregnant sheilas. Also as blokes, we’re gonna risk mansplaining and do it anyway. Don’t worry, though, we’re cool with the risk. So, here goes. There are t...

This artist creates tattoos that look like stickers you can peel off

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This isn’t the first time we’ve found ourselves talking about tattoos recently, so we’ll probably keep it simple and reiterate some common thoughts we have when they come up. Some people think tattoos should have spec...

Bouncer denies Rihanna entry to club with a “yeah nah” because she didn’t have ID

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The internet can be a pretty harsh and judgmental place. F**k, so can the real world. For a prime example of what we’re talking about, have a bloody squiz at this story that – for some f**ked up reason – has resulted ...

These one-liners from kids are some of the greatest on the Internet

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Let’s not beat around the bush; we all know that pretty much all of the epic one-liners parents post online and attribute to the kids are bulls**t. Of course, that’s not to say that all of them are bulls**t, and we al...

Spiderman meets the Pope and is recognised for his good work!

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Regardless of your opinions on life and religion, you can’t deny that for millions of people, the Pope is the figurehead of a f**ken huge institution. Yeah, nah, when he talks, people listen. So when we saw that he’d ...

Conan O’Brien and Seth Rogen spark up on television

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In the world of celebrities who obviously smoke pot, Seth Rogen is one of those guys who is clearly and obviously a pothead. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Yeah, nah, the guy’s well-known for his weed busi...

Bloke proposes to girlfriend using sky writing, follows up with gold Joe Rogan troll

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Joe Rogan’s a bloody interesting character. Immensely popular, often controversial, and frequently maligned, you can’t deny that he fits a pretty specific niche in the pop culture landscape: a niche that, according to...

LockPicking Lawyer owns professional Locksmith who challenged him in just 28 seconds

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If you’ve seen the LockPicking Lawyer’s videos, you’ll know that he’s a bit of a gun when it comes to picking locks. Obviously, that s**t goes with the territory, but apparently, he doesn’t have the best name with loc...

Some of the funniest things we all do – but never admit to…

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If you’ve ever been through high school, you might remember your English teacher harping on about s**t like ‘the human condition’ and making out that it’s this high and mighty concept that explores how we deal with hu...

Ozzy sheila goes viral for bloody gold tips on how to become an “art expert”

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If you’re anything like us, you might be able to like and appreciate art, but you might also know f**k-all about it. Yeah, nah, don’t get us wrong, we bloody love looking at paintings put on canvas by the ninja turtle...