Twitter’s been roasting us Aussies for our way of speaking and it stings
Yeah, nah, there’s no doubt that we’ve got a f**ken mintox vernacular here in Oz and that we love to use it. Fair dinkum, if we’ve got something bonza to say, we just say it. After all, we’re not here to f**k spiders and there’s no point being quiet when we could be spewing out a deluge of colloquialism and ocker language that turns the air blue. But that’s not what this is about. Yeah, nah, read on to find out why we’re feeling a bit attacked…
All right, when we f**ken heard that you c**ts in the rest of the world were having fun with the way we say things, we thought we’d be able to have a laugh, but we’re a bit nicked off, really. Yeah, nah, you’re not talking about our slang, you’re hanging s**t on our accents. Have a squiz at some of these posts to see what we mean.
Australians be like “link in bioar”
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) December 21, 2020
australians be like caurvid-19
— sigh (@cyphuhhh) July 29, 2021
And look, before we go on, we’re not really miffed. Nah, we f**ken loved this. Don’t get us wrong, we wouldn’t hang s**t on anyone’s accents because we’re not b**tards. And before you say anything, the Kiwi accent doesn’t count.
Australians be like it’s a yes or naur question
— A very online leftist (@MrThaGoo) July 8, 2022
australians be like jauuurrr boiden
— clitasaurus (@webkinzgurl2007) July 11, 2022
australians be like “relax bloke he doesn’t even bite” pic.twitter.com/2fLzl04Itj
— iso 🌙 (@dvilze) April 8, 2021
Australians be like “x aur x aur, gossip gul”
— mkb (@MatthewKBegbie) June 6, 2021
Nah, fair dinkum. Ask one of your Kiwi friends to say ‘fish and chips’ and try not to piss yourself laughing. But we digress. This isn’t about them right now, it’s about us. And you’re not wrong. Some of us have pretty broad accents and that makes us say things in a pretty unique way.
I be walking around campus listening to the international folks talk. them Australians really be like naur 😭😭
— sweet baby rae' (@mxed_aesthetics) July 12, 2022
Australians be like Laur-fi hip hop beats to relax/study taur
— CLOUT KIRKWOOD (@SlavOnMyKnob187) October 9, 2021
australians be like aur aurkay,, saurry to baurther you 🙁
— LESBIAN BOYFRIEND (@LSZBYN) October 8, 2021
australians be like ‘ happy birthday to the fucking maddest cunt i know’ and it’s just dave
— theta ⁎⁺˳✧༚ wwdits spoilers (@bravadovinyl) February 17, 2021
And you know what, some of these comments are f**ken gold. Deadset, we bloody loved this, and we know exactly what vowels to hang onto next time we go across the pond.
australians be like: i’m from uhstraya
— jrdi 🍋 (@halo2remastered) July 25, 2020
See you then, you big legends!
Final thought: Yeah, deadset, giving us s**t pretty much makes us your best friend. Here in Oz, we bloody roast anyone we like, and it can be pretty good fun. So, if you wanna come into the comments section and throw some banter at us, f**ken go ahead. We’re ready, ya b**tards!
Just in case you missed it, here’s one of Ozzy’s latest commentary videos…Destination F’d Vol 22