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Home invasion goes wrong after owner chases thieves away in his undies
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It takes a very special kind of lowlife scumbag to break into someone’s house and steal. Especially when they're stealing from hardworking people. Most folks aren’t rolling in bloody cash and they work their nuts off ...
Old sheila defies police and actually enters Area 51 restricted zone
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Seeing as you’re on the internet, we know that you heard all about the proposed plan to storm Area 51 and ‘see them aliens.’ Deadset, for a while there, this was really shaping up to be THE zeitgeist movement of the n...
This bloody legend scammed a scammer and saved innocent person from losing $2000
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We’ve spoken before about the various lowlife scumbags of the world, and shared our thoughts on the topic of scammers. As you can imagine, we’re not fans. Thankfully, neither is YouTuber Jim Browning. If you don’t kno...
Aussie bike rider dies after trying to avoid swooping magpie
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Crocodiliacs. Nope ropes. Sharks. Box Jellyfish. Feisty Kangaroos. The irukandji. Backpacker murderers. Dunny spiders, drop bears and friggen scorpions; Ozzyland is, as you know, bloody chockers with deadly animals. N...
Lab where Russia store Smallpox and Ebola viruses has exploded
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It feels like only yesterday we were talking about an explosion of bovine jism at an Australian storage facility, but as the Russians are wont to do, they’ve only gone and topped that already. Yeah, deadset, as soon a...
Navy confirms that three UFO encounter videos are real
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Rightio, ya big bloody legends, it’s time to grab your tinfoil hats and venture into the world of the unknown. That’s right, we’re getting extra-terrestrial here today – and we’re not even going to Area 51. Yeah, nah,...
Messy clean up underway after massive cattle semen explosion at aussie farm
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Mate, if you’re a firefighter, we’re gonna guess you don’t get taught about ALL of the dangers on the training day. Obviously, you’ve got all the stuff about getting cats out of trees, posing for calendars and sliding...
Marine breaks up fight between students with flying spear tackle
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By now, we’re pretty much all aware of the ‘one punch can kill’ mantra, and there’s a good reason for that. One punch can kill. As you know, it only takes one dodgy fall for a head to be broken like a bloody egg. Of c...
Mum asks for time off when son is put on life support, manager’s response causes outrage
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Every now and then, everyone has to face some sort of personal catastrophe in their life. It’s a s**t state of affairs, but unfortunately, there’s just not a lot we can do about it. Yeah, nah, it’s a rough old ride, a...
Diver comes face-to-face with huge seven metre long Anaconda, doesn’t even sh*t himself
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The anaconda is one of those snakes that’s reserved a pretty friggen special reputation for itself over the years. The Ice Cube film from the late 90s can probably take a little bit of credit, but in all honesty, thes...
Bloke knocks back new van because the number plate was too rude
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Any bloke over a certain age has had a chuckle at the number ‘69’. And there’s a good reason for that. Yeah, nah, it’s not exactly the most couth of all the numbers. If you’re wondering why, it’s because ‘69’ is the n...
Bloke accidentally helps solve 22y/o missing persons case using Google Earth
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We all know that when you need to find something online, Google’s your go-to option. Deadset, if you can’t find it on there, it’s probably not worth finding. Well, it turns out that with a little help from Google Eart...
This year’s Comedy Wildlife Photo Award finalists are bloody gold
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If there’s one photo competition we really friggen love, it’s gotta be The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards. And, really, how could we not. Everyone loves a bloody good wildlife photograph, but when you get photos o...
Trolls tell Journalist she’s ‘too ugly’ to post pics of her face, she responds brilliantly
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As you’re probably aware, we live in a strange set of political times that really make everyday a vicious war of words between one side and the other. Unfortunately, when those political discussions involve the incumb...
The Rock trolls Kevin Hart in update after accident
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Unless you live with your head in the sand, you probably know that Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson is a bit of a legend. You probably also know that Kevin Hart was seriously hurt in a car crash just recently. Although news ...
28ft anaconda sends crocodile to Destination F*@#ed
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It’s been a good while since we had a proper beastly battle-royal here on Ozzy Man Reviews, but we’re stoked to announce that today is the day we bring ‘em back. Specifically, we’ve got two of South America’s most pow...
CCTV shows bloody legend bang on neighbours door to warn them of fire and helps them evacuate
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Mate, we’ve said it on here a thousand times, but people really are bloody awesome. Sure, there are a few wankers out there, but by and large, most people are bloody top blokes and fully grouse sheilas. And why should...
Ozzy sheila turned down for job at Aldi rejects rejection in bloody beauty of a letter
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There’s nothing like a bit of creative thinking and assertiveness in life. Deadset, have a look at pretty much every one stationed above you in the hierarchy at work. If they’re not actually a top bloke or a top sheil...
Amazing moment as bloke on a 133km/h roller-coaster catches someone’s dropped phone
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If you’ve ever been a fan of the cricket, you’ll know all about classic bloody catches. These are the catches that defy the odds, that laugh in their face of common sense, that piss on the line between impossible and ...
Students charged over sick prank on teachers
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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we reckon a good prank is an important part of life. In your formative years, there’s no denying that a good prank can build resilience, foster bonds between friends and give everyone a blood...
