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It took this family two years to realise their pet wasn’t a dog

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F**ken dogs are great aren’t they? Seriously, they’re smart, they’re friendly, they’re obedient and they’re really bloody good at growing to three metres tall and walking on two legs. Nah, we’re not kidding. This Chin...

These HR people revealed inclusions on job applications that were bloody strange

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Work. As much as everyone bitches about it, it’s one of those real necessities in life. With it, you get to enjoy awesome things like somewhere to live, food and beer. Without it, well, you get the idea. Of course, to...

Boxer lands cheeky kiss on opponent during pre-fight staredown

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Boxing’s traditional stare-down is a pretty handy piece of marketing. You get both combatants staring into each other’s eyes, playing up the intensity, and giving the fans what they want to see - all before the big fi...

Poker player busted by internet detectives allegedly stealing $350k while on camera

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Poker’s one of those games that bloody everyone takes pretty seriously. Deadset, you can sit down with your mates and a few brewskis for a game of poker, but you know as well as we do that it’s only a matter of time b...

Legendary bloke has created one of our all time favourite inventions

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Bin day. No matter where you are, it’s a pain in the arse. Deadset, around here, it seems like every Tuesday morning we’re already running late for work when we realise we’ve gotta put the bins out. Sometimes, it’s ea...

Sheila climbs into Zoo’s lion den

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It’s really not a big claim to say that the world is full of stupid people. Yeah, nah, really it’s not. The evidence is all around us, and despite the fact that we’re supposed to grow collectively smarter as a race wi...

The Goldeneye 007 unreal engine 4 remake is looking f*@#en awesome!

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Nintendo 64’s timeless James Bond game, Goldeneye is a game that’s still remembered very, very fondly by those who had the joy of playing it back in the day. S**t, considering it originally saw release back in 1997, i...

“Single Mum” tries to scam person she bought couch from with fag bugs, backfires beautifully

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Bloody scammers are a strange breed of human. Deadset, while these cheeky buggers have the poor intention of ripping people off – often for quite large sums of cash – they frequently find themselves as comic foils in ...

Some people claim they can’t see the leopard in this picture

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Mate, you know as well as we do that bloody camouflage is a pretty friggen cool invention. Seriously, there’s something pretty rad about a natural way to hide amongst your environment, and that’s true whether you’re t...

Bloody brilliant video shows sleeping Octopus changing colours while dreaming

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By this stage, pretty much everyone and their dog knows that Octopuses are pretty bloody clever animals. They’ve got problem-solving skills, the ability to change their colour, the ability to reshape their bodies in g...

Passengers organise ‘whip-around’ for staff who just found out they’re redundant

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You may or may not be aware, but Thomas Cook, one of the UK’s bigger airlines has been doing it a bit tough recently. And, to be fair, there’s been loads of s**t going on. We’re not here to focus on all the ins and ou...

MegaBots’ 15-foot battle robots are up for sale on eBay!

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On the face of it, there’s probably not too many things are cooler than the prospect of giant robots fighting each other to the death, even if those robots are piloted by people. That’s probably why the initial excite...

It turns out this viral AI tool has become racist

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One of the things we humans often praise ourselves for is our brilliance at developing sophisticated technology. Deadset, we’re always patting ourselves on the back and saying, ‘have a look at this cool s**t, bro.’ Ho...

Sheila abandons adopted 11y/o, claims girl was actually 22y/o sociopath

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All right, ya big scaredy-cats, we know Halloween isn’t here for another month or so, but if this story isn’t one that gets the hairs on the back of your neck standing to attention, we reckon you’ve either got balls o...

Politician sues Youtuber who released video calling him a ‘dense humpty dumpty’

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As you may be aware, politics in Ozzyland can be a bloody strange place. Obviously, it’s rife with backstabbing, baby-hugging and hardhat-wearing d-bags who love nothing more getting paid s**t-tonnes of money for doin...

Wolf casually watches on as two bears throw fists on the side of highway

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Ooohhhyyyeaahhhh! It’s natural world fight-time, ya big bloody beautiful legends, and you know we love natural world fight-time here at Ozzy Man Reviews. In this edition, we’re the lucky spectators at a proper battle ...

Emergency call operators tell bloody crazy stories about people who had to ask for help in code

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For the sake of convenience, we’re just going to assume that everyone out there in the comments section has seen movies before. On top of that, we’re going to assume you’ve all seen the kinds of movies that have someo...

Bloke left unconscious and alone in the woods until Apple Watch saved his life

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We’ve talked a few times on here about the nature of society’s relationship with Apple, so as you know, people either love their stuff or they hate it. But, if you’re completely honest with yourself, you have to say t...

There’s a coriander hate-group with 250,000 followers, and they’re pretty passionate about memes…

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Coriander’s one of those foods that divides people in a pretty extreme way. Most people who get a serve of coriander in their meal are like, “f**ken sweet! Coriander,” but there’s a faction out there, yes, a faction w...

Mum forced to feed baby 1.5L of coffee per day

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Believe it or not, one of the first things you’ll notice when you have a baby isn’t necessarily how cute they are, how wonderful being a parent is or how blessed you are, but just how much advice you get from everyone...