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Ozzy Dad forced to kill python after it repeatedly attacked his 4 yr old son

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Rightio, let’s start this one off simply, ya big bloody bewdiful legends. One Ozzy Dad. One massive f**ken scrub python. One son in danger. Regardless of your thoughts on animal cruelty, conservation and the environme...

Teacher creates cheeky exam question to find cheaters and catches 14 students

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We live in an age where pretty much any knowledge you need is available online and in easy reach thanks to the proliferation of smart technology. For most people, accessing that s**t doesn’t present a problem. You nee...

Flames ‘like a waterfall’ rage 200m up a cliff in Australian bushfires

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It’s no secret that our dear old Ozzyland is burning right now. In some places, the raging fires are burning like the flames of hell and creating brimstone landscapes that could come straight out of a Dante painting. ...

Ozzy match-up: Tarantula Hawk Wasp takes on a Huntsman Spider

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Roll up, roll up, come one, come all! It’s fight time here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, nah, s**t’s about to get physical. It’s about to get violent. It’s about to get downright pugilistic. The two combatants today have...

This trash talking boxer challenged UFC vet ‘Black Beast’, instantly regrets it

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If you’ve got a sensible bone in your body, there are some situations you just try to avoid. One of those might be talking s**t to a pro MMA fighter about the nature of his sport. Crikey, you could probably go a step ...

Bloke facing jail time after slapping reporter’s ass on live TV

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The arse-slap. She’s a controversial number around many parts, and there’s probably good reason for that. With that said, there’s probably an easy way to know when you can slap a sheila’s arse and when you can’t. If i...

These blokes need their own comedy show after break and enter goes hilariously wrong

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One of the greatest television shows ever made was World’s Dumbest Criminals. While it didn’t quite meet the standards set by When Stunts Go Bad or When Animals Attack, it made for wholesome and heart-warming viewing ...

Russian gas station attendant fights off armed robber with her mop

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There’s nothing quite like watching an underdog gain victory over a supposedly superior opponent. If they use a bit of pluck and some quirky methods to get there, then that’s even better in our book. So when we saw th...

This tattoo-artist has a steampunk tattoo-gun prosthesis

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We talk a lot about the future here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Usually, we’re pretty f**ken impressed with a new turn in technology or a medical discovery, but today, we’re pretty bloody stoked with this tattoo-artist’s pro...

Watch this deer score a goal and celebrate like a bloody pro

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It doesn’t matter what sport you’re playing, there’s nothing like scoring a last-minute winner to send the fans into overdrive, but it’s pretty clear that if you want to send the crowd into raptures and watch the play...

Forget all the bad news, here’s the best f@*#en news of 2019 in visual summary!

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By the time the end of the year – and Santa and his massive sack – come calling, it’s a pretty safe bet that loads of places are publishing rewinds, look-backs and best-of lists. For the most part, they’re bloody grea...

The Glitter Bomb is back and this time Macaulay Culkin’s on board to make it better than ever!

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A year or two ago, the internet had a big bloody laugh when some dodgy pricks stealing other people’s deliveries were rewarded with a glitter explosion. YouTuber Mark Rober was the bloke behind the idea, and now, he’s...

This sheilas ‘offensive’ Christmas light display has upset the neighbours

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We’re pretty sure we’ve said this before, but there aren’t many things in life that are funnier than the random image of a comedic cock and balls. Deadset, whether it’s been drawn on your face after a night on the pis...

A f@*#en octopus and eagle square off at Canadian fish farm

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When you start an article about a bald eagle held in the tight clutches of an octopus, it’s pretty tempting to draw some sort of analogy to the States right now. We’re not sure exactly why that is, but it’s never good...

Undefeated Russian slap champion gets KO’d

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Seeing as we’ve covered the Russian slapping championships a few times, we’re gonna guess that you know all about the brutal competition. If you don’t, it’s pretty simple. Big f**ken units shape each other up from eit...

F@*k-off big kangaroo runs riot through country town

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When it comes to Ozzyland’s army of pissed-off, angry and f**ken hostile creatures, we know there are plenty we can name-drop at the drop of the hat. What many people outside of our big bewdiful dustbowl of a country ...

The Hub’s year in review exposes what people were watching most in 2019

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We all know that sometimes in life, you’ve just gotta do things yourself. You know, provide your own helping hand and work things out with a little bit of self-motivation. This applies to so many contexts that we prob...

This ‘Smutty’ Cadbury advertisement was removed after receiving too many complaints

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Let’s be honest, the majority of us love bloody risqué commercials. Don’t get us wrong, we know the media can sometimes make it seem that they’re a bit more controversial than they are, but they’re only boosting the v...

Delivery Driver’s reaction to free holiday season snacks is gold!

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Everyone knows that Christmas shopping is a royal pain in the dick. You’ve got the crowds, you’ve got the queues, you’ve got the inevitable lack of stock; and, on top it all, you’ve got the stress of trying to squeeze...

NFL Correspondent busted her ex cheating thanks to his Fitbit

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We all know the long-running joke about Fitbit numbers rapidly spiking thanks to the wearer enjoying a quick one off the wrist, but it seems like they’re actually pretty effective when it comes to catching your signif...