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Parents sue 30 year old son who refuses to move out

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I’m pretty sure most of us have got that one mate who still lives at home with his parents and refuses to move out! In an epically awkward move, the parents of one deadbeat 30 year-old bloke have taken him to court be...

Catcher has emergency surgery after 160kmph baseball hits him in the nuts

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Man, this video is gonna have dudes everywhere groaning in sympathy. St Louis Cardinals’ catcher, Yadier Molina, is likely to miss a month of action thanks to the brutal accident leaving him with the worst case of blu...

Woman shits on floor of restaurant and throws it at employee

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“You’re really giving me the sh**s,” is a charming little turn of phrase we’re quite fond of here in Ozzyland. I’m not sure where the phrase comes from etymologically, but it’s a good one. After you’ve watched this vi...

Orthodox Bishop throws baby around like a basketball during baptism

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Everyone needs a hobby and everyone needs to love what they do for a living so if bringing a little bit of your hobby into the workplace helps you get through the day, then that’s all right. After all, we all know tha...

Family tries to outrun cheetahs after getting out of car in Safari park

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You know, we love to give people the benefit of the doubt here at Ozzyman Reviews, but sometimes it’s really not that easy. I mean, if you or I were to go to a safari park where apex predators like Cheetahs roam free,...

Families run out of cinema screaming as horror trailer accidentally plays before Peter Rabbit

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G’day, chuck here. How we all doing today? When you’re an Ozzydad and you’re spending some time with the kids, taking the little buggers to a movie is always a safe – and popular – bet. They get a movie, they get p...

Woman found with a loaded gun in her vagina at traffic stop

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Talk about having one in the chamber! A Missouri woman was found to be hiding a .380 calibre handgun in her meat-sheath during a traffic stop. Chuck here. Consider this your ridiculous euphemism warning. We’ll be t...

Dad who choked daughter’s bully describes the moment that sent him over the edge

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G’day blokes and blokettes, Chuck here again. How ya going? My missus is always telling me there’s nothing more annoying than someone smiling at you when you’re already pissed off and blowing ya top at them. It is,...

Man jailed after middle finger salute to speed camera

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G’day, Chuck here. Tell me, cobbers, what are your thoughts on speed cameras? Do you see a need for ‘em? Do you begrudgingly accept their existence? Do you outright hate the f**ken things enough to dedicate eight ...

20 year old bloke attacked by shark, bear and snake in three years

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I don’t know about you, but I’d consider any single attack from a deadly snake, big-ass bear or ravenous shark a pretty unfortunate event. If I experienced all three, I’d ask myself what sort of old school big game tr...

Tourists busted on camera doing the dirty during police raid on Thai swinger orgy

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Mate! Mate! Mate! Isn’t that a headline that just about has it all? Down below you’ll find a video containing a sh**load of tourists – including dozens from Pommyland – caught with their pants down after Thai police w...

The First “Super Blue Blood Moon” In Over 150 Years Is Happening Later This Month

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The night skies are pretty bloody spectacular.  Just a few weeks ago, we all sat out the front and watched meteors shoot across the sky and now, some of us (some of you) will witness the first super blue blood moon in...

Woman Killed From Flesh-Eating Bacteria After Eating 24 Raw Oysters

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If you’re a fan of raw seafood, you might want to check this one out: a Texas woman has died just three weeks after eating two dozen raw oysters as a result of a flesh-eating bacteria living inside the slimy little f*...

Spanish Prisoner Wakes Up In Body Bag After Being Declared Dead

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Bloody hell, this one’s a close call from Spain.  A prison inmate who failed to show up for morning roll call was declared dead by doctors only to wake up, like Jeff, in the nick of f***ing time.  Any longer and they’...

Aussie Bloke Returns To Car And Finds F*&ken Scary Note

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You know, it’s hardly ever good news to find a note left on your car. Whether it’s some filthy b*****d letting you know they’ve dinged it, some whinging b*****d having a whinge or some parking inspecting b*****d finin...