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Sheila turns to the Internet after discovering BF always takes butter to bathroom

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If we had to hazard a guess, we’d reckon you lot are probably all over the relationship subreddits on Reddit. After all, they make for a good laugh – and a frequent shake of the head. Of course, you’ve gotta separate ...

Watch what it is like to be stung by a “MurderHornet”

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Over the last week or so, there’s been a f**ktonne of buzz about murder hornets and the fact they’re coming to make 2020 even more full-on than it’s already been. Yeah, nah, ever since one of the little b**tards was f...

Teens film moment they discover body stuffed into suitcase and post it on TikTok!

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If you reckon that bloody TikTok is all about stupid dance moves and kids pissing themselves, you’re wronger than a dingo’s donger. Yeah, nah, don’t feel bad, we thought that s**t too, but apparently, things on TikTok...

Old mate takes on a f*@#en shark and holds its mouth with his bare hands

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If you’ve ever been to the beach, there are probably more than a few things you’re expecting to see. There’s obviously sand, surf, sunbathers, beachballs, board shorts, bikinis and lifeguards. One of the things you pr...

Tiktok clip showing baby ‘swimming lessons’ sparks heated debate online

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Raising kids in an age of ubiquitous mobile phones and video recording technology is an interesting prospect. Back in our day, when you had to walk sixty-miles to school, barefoot, on searing hot bitumen, you could ra...

It’s agreed: these are probably the bloody silliest tweets ever made

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One of the things they try to teach kids at school these days is the idea that if you put something on the internet it’s gonna stay there forever. While that is intended to steer young minds away from posting incrimin...

People shocked after learning what the sombrero on the Tequila bottle is actually for

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If you’ve ever bought a bottle of Sierra tequila, you’ll know full-well that it comes with an awesome little hat. Deadset, you might have worn it as a miniature hat at some stage in the past. S**t, you might have done...

F#*k-off big bloody Giant squid washes up on South African beach

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We know some of you out there in the comment section are probably beachgoers, but how would you be if you found a f**ken giant squid just washed up on the shore? And yeah, nah, while the question’s basically a hypothe...

The Internet has discovered baby owls sleep face down as their heads are too heavy

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As you’re no doubt aware, owls have always been a symbol of wisdom and intelligence. And that s**t goes right back to ancient times. The Greeks were all over it, often tying the creature to Athena, and pop culture see...

Couple builds a mini garden pub, stuns people with it’s handmade interior

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Friggen beer. It really is the nectar of the gods, there’s no bloody doubt about that. And if there’s one dilemma bloody lockdown has posed, it’s the fact it’s made a nice pub-drawn pint a distant memory for too many ...

Woman’s smartphone photos of hardworking Ants has been awarded

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F**ken ants are pretty rad little creatures. Deadset, they might sting like buggery when they bite, but you can’t take anything away from their industrious nature, community spirit, and ability to lift heavy things. B...

Bloody legend bus-driver pulls over to save elderly sheila from mugger

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As you know, we bloody love it when top blokes and sheilas do heroic things. From our perspective, there’s not much that’s more heroic than saving a poor old duck from a f**ken scumbag mugger. Yeah, nah, we know we’ve...

UK man shares the results of his cut price hair transplant

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While most people don’t really give a s**t what other folks look like, it can be hard to deal with your own looks when something’s seriously out of place. Before you go on, we’re not talking about a bad hair day here....

“Karen” calls cops on bloke for writing “Black Lives Matter” on his house

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As you know, millions of people across the world are once again fighting for recognition of the simple fact that black lives matter. Yeah, nah, some of the media coverage might have died down, but rest assured this im...

Check out these mintox f**ken succulents!

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Yeah, nah, we don’t really talk about plants much here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but maybe we should. Obviously, it wouldn’t mean you’d get less animal stories, or crazy Russian street fights or anything like that; but aft...

Two veterans made this bloody legendary video in stand against racism

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Let’s not pretend it’s a secret; the internet is a breeding ground for tough-talking dudes with an axe to grind. Usually, that s**t’s pretty predictable. Those dudes are usually pissed about women playing video games,...

Bloke documents how Moose and Calves spent a day in his backyard

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If there’s just one thing we can tell you about moose, it’s that they’re f**ken huge. And by huge, we mean, really f**ken huge. Deadset, these b**tards are bloody giants. Despite that, though, they’re still good paren...

‘Sand Pools’ are the latest in backyard pool innovations

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Yeah, nah, having a pool in the yard is pretty much the f**ken dream, right? Deadset, for us average Joes filling up the wheelie bin and jumping in for a dip, looking at the neighbours’ kick-ass pool is something that...

Underwater 13th Century Italian village could be about to resurface

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We know you’re all well and truly across the myth of Atlantis – you know, the sunken city that’ll one day rise from underneath the waves. Unfortunately, though, as much as we’d love that to be real, it’s probably a lo...

Woman who spun 174 times in stretcher under helicopter is suing her rescuers

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You might remember that sheila who was airlifted to safety after tripping and hurting her head while descending a mountain in Phoenix, Arizona last year. If you don’t, give the video below a whirl, but all you need to...