It’s agreed: these are probably the bloody silliest tweets ever made
One of the things they try to teach kids at school these days is the idea that if you put something on the internet it’s gonna stay there forever. While that is intended to steer young minds away from posting incriminating s**t that could harm their future prospects, it also applies to those dumb as f**k things you shouldn’t post online. Deadset, it’s okay not to know everything but you need to know that if you say s**t dumb enough, people will screenshot the f**k out of it and leave it to circulate the internet forever…
And, when you think about it, it might be the only time getting some proper credit on internet pics isn’t what you want.
Don’t get us wrong, we’d name and shame the originators of these if we could, but we reckon there’s a reason most of these are uncredited. They’re so bloody stupid they’ve become folklore.
Anyway, that aside, we’ve gotta say that these have given us a bloody good chuckle, and we reckon you’ll love ‘em too.
Of course, there are a few things that can get you added to one of these lists, and one of the funniest has to be the old lack of vocabulary. Before we continue, we know there’s a certain privilege and cultural capital evident in that statement, but we’re gonna go ahead with it.
Because, let’s be honest, we don’t reckon it’s a stretch for everyone to know what a bloody ‘feather’ is. One of the few f**k-ups that can top that, though, is the one that comes when a dumb mother**ker who thinks they’re smart tries to grammar Nazi someone – and gets it wrong.
Yeah, nah, that s**t’s gold.
Final thought: Anyway, have a squiz at these, let us know which one’s your favourite, and stitch up your dumbest mates. Load some pictures of their stupidity into the comments section. They’ll love it!
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