All Wildlife

Weird alien looking creature washed up on Ozzy beach

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There's a pretty f**ken unanimous consent that we know f**k-all about the ocean and all of its denizens, but if there’s one thing we do know for sure, it’s that there are tonnes of scary little c**ts off the coast of ...

Spiders could eat the entire human race in a year if they wanted

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F**ken spiders. They’re practically perfectly evolved killing machines. Whether they’re those little jumpy c**ts, the ones with the f**ken bolas, the fast-running little b*stards or the ones that hide underneath the d...

Fisherman jumps on entangled whale’s back, cuts it free

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F**ken right on, blokes and blokettes, you read that sh*t right. Get ready to stand up, clap out a round of applause, shout a fella a beer and make a toast to his heroic arse. Deadset, some blokes are born heroes, and...

Roger the Kangaroo dies aged 12

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It’s a bloody sad day here in Ozzyland. One of our most beloved roos, Roger the Hench Kangaroo, who was known to love crushing metal buckets, has finally kicked one. Yep, the buff red kangaroo who took the world by st...

Man discovers a family of mice living in his backyard, builds them an epic village

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we’re not fooling anyone. All of you big cuddly b*stards know we really like our wildlife. On top of that, if you know us, you’ll know we don’t discriminate between Ozzy wildlife and the wild...

F**k off big cow is too big to be slaughtered

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The list of things the average bloke or blokette needs to know about cows, cattle and bulls is pretty f**ken simple: they taste great, they piss milk, they hate little Spanish c**ts with red flags and swords, their be...

Legendary firefighter rescues cat from US wildfire, now she won’t leave him alone

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It’s pretty f**ken hard to find positive news stories in the wake of the fires that have torn through California in recent weeks. Having been racked by nasty-as-f**k fires ourselves on more than a few occasions, it’s ...

Steve Irwin’s son Bob is an award winning photographer

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Make no mistake about it, ya big bloody dickheads. We f**ken love Steve Irwin here at Ozzy Man Reviews, not only because the bloody legend was local, but because he was, without a doubt, the king of the top f**ken blo...

Group of bears f**ken destroy a wolf in Dutch zoo

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In the world of majestic-as-f**k predatory animals that feature heavily on tie-dyed t-shirts and dream catchers, there can only be one true king of the jungle. And today’s video, if you’ve got the f**ken stomach for i...

Ridiculous family calls the cops on whales while sailing

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Yeah, nah, I’m not sh**ting ya here, but until recently we weren’t actually certain these apparent ‘white people call cops on black people’ videos were real. Before you get your knickers in a twist about that, we know...

Puffer fish destroys anyone in his f*cken way

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Ooooohhh yyyeeeaaahhh!!!! It’s bloody fight time. Invite your mates over, crank up your f**ken Survivor album, knock back a couple of tinnies, and enjoy the latest and greatest animal battle. Today, we’re leaving the ...

Seal slaps the f*cken shit out of noisy kayaker with an octopus

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Yeah, we know that sounds like the set up to a punchline, and we promise that if it were it’d be a real kneeslapper. A proper hit with the ladies! And er, yeah, I’m done now. Three puns before we’ve even hit the artic...

Scientists gave MDMA to octopuses – here’s what happened

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F**ken octopuses. These cheeky little buggers are sensational little creatures. About as clever as known life-forms under the sea come, they’re also about as far from humans biologically as any other creature on earth...

The terrifying moment bloke feeds grasshopper to spider

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We’ve spoken before on this very website about spiders and the fact that they are f**ken machines when it comes to killing the sh*t out of their prey, terrifying wives and girlfriends everywhere, and looking like they...

Bloke reckons he’s found the Aussie “Yowie” Bigfoot

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The bigfoot! The sasquatch! The abominable f**ken snowman! You’ve probably heard of these famous bloody cryptids. Most people have. What you might not realise is that we’ve got our own version here in Ozzyland. Nah, y...