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Bloody rare gender-neutral bird found in the US

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These days, the term gender neutral is pretty bloody common. Yeah, nah, we live in a woke-as-f**k timeline and that’s bloody awesome. People can be who they feel they are, and that’s fantastic. By the same token, so c...

Legends rescue a lion and a wolf from Ukraine zoo near warzone!

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F**k yes. Yeah, nah, if you’re not already thinking ‘f**k yes’ after reading that headline, you bloody should be. Three total f**ken legends, Tim Locks, and two of his mates, busted a lion and a wolf out of war-torn U...

False Widow spider discovered killing and eating bats for the first time

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Bloody evolution’s an interesting thing. Yeah, nah, once you move away from all the talk about our ancestors and how life on earth changes and you start looking at the small and incremental things that might mark the ...

Progress on Britain’s biggest new theme park halted thanks to tiny spider

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If there’s one thing that’s bloody important in this day and age, it’s the continued existence of awesome little critters and a commitment to biodiversity. Sometimes, tricky decisions have to be made in the best inter...

Giant bear named Hank the Tank breaks into 28 homes to steal pizza

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If there’s one thing we love here at Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s bloody pizza. Deadset, that s**t is the food of the gods. Of course, humans aren’t the only ones who know that. Apparently, in California, a bear has figured...

Frog and Mice ride Eastern brown snake to escape flood waters

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In case you didn’t know, parts of Ozzyland are f**ken flooded right now. Deadset, as I sit here staring out me window, the bloody cricket pitch I can usually see is hiding beneath a flooded river. School’s been cancel...

Scientists reckon human wangs are the largest of all the great apes

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Let’s start this one bluntly. Contrary to popular opinion, a gorilla d*ck actually isn’t that impressive. Yeah, nah, according to scientists, gorillas are actually looking at us and going, ‘holy sh*t, those humans are...

Scientists discover giant croc with baby dinosaur still in its stomach

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It’s no secret that we love a bloody good crocodiliac story here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, nah, we’ve done heaps of ‘em in the past, and we’ll no doubt do heaps more. Still, we’ve gotta say that we don’t often get to...

Robert Irwin forced to flee when massive croc gives chase!

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Those of us who remember Steve Irwin remember him as a bloody legend, but if there’s one thing we all know about him, it’s that he knew when to run like f**k! Now, in further evidence that young Robert takes after his...

Orcas filmed hunting blue whales and eating their tongues in brutal attacks

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While this won’t come as a surprise to many, orcas (aka Killer whales) are not friendly or cute. Yeah, nah, these lethal bloody weapons are f**ken supreme predators with the brains to organise coordinated attacks and ...

This woman’s cat is so big, people mistake it for a dog!

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Like most people on the internet, we bloody love cats. Don’t get us wrong, we know they’re cheeky c**nts, but that’s the best part of their appeal. We reckon you lot agree too. That’s why, when we saw this one, we tho...

Scientists have taught goldfish to f#*@en drive

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Human ingenuity. Yeah, nah, human ingenuity is pretty f**ken special – and not just for us. Fair dinkum, we are good bloody Samaritans sharing our technological prowess with all creatures great and small. Here’s why: ...

This bloke raised a cute piglet on YouTube and then he shared his dinner

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Most of us are all too aware of the fact that meat comes from animals. Yeah, nah, there’s a food chain, there’s a need to eat, and there’s a barbecue. After that, the maths becomes pretty simple. Still, there are ways...

Sheila allegedly breastfeeds cat on Delta airlines flight

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Popular culture will tell you that cat ladies are crazy. Obviously, that’s a sweeping generalisation and it can’t apply to everyone. Still, there certainly are some pretty questionable cat fanatics out there, and if t...

Researchers capture footage of rare fish with transparent head

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If you’ve been here before, you know that we’ve spoken about the bizarre wonders of the deep on many occasions. You can’t blame us, though. Scientists, experts, and researchers just keep sharing more and more awesome ...

Scientists have discovered a f#*@en skinless shark

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We all know that the depths of the ocean house a million weird and wonderful creatures. Some of these, according to scientists, are yet to be discovered. Some of them, are f**ked-up variations of creatures that are al...

Wildlife Wombat Gates enable them to film loads of Aussie animals – check the footage!

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All right, We’re not gonna lie, due to the nature of our site, we often spend a lot of time talking about the Ozzy animals that can f**k you up, and sometimes, sometimes, that means we neglect the cuter critters. Yeah...

New UK Law will protect the feelings of Octopuses, crabs, and lobsters!

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If you’ve been reading this site for a while, you’ll know that octopuses are pretty bloody mintox creatures with a whole range of problem-solving skills, awesome adaptations, and the capacity to feel pain and stress. ...

‘Scorpion storms’ in Egypt have hospitalised over 500 people

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We don’t talk about scorpions here much on this website. Yeah, nah, of all the potentially dangerous little – and large – creatures that we focus on here, we just seem to overlook the buggers. Today, though, that’s go...

Meet Coconut the smiling alligator who loves a good f**ken scrub!

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It’s probably not a long shot to suggest that we don’t usually think of alligators as fun-loving relaxation fiends. Yeah, nah, there’s no shame in that. They’re predators. They’re cold-blooded. They’re the stars of mo...