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Rhino poacher sent to Destination F*@#ed by elephants and lions

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Here at Ozzy Man Reviews, we do genuinely aim to steer away from stories about blokes carking it and sheilas kicking the bucket. We just don’t reckon it’s right to carry on about that stuff like it’s funny. However, a...

These tiny frogs have been discovered and their names are f**ken mint

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Anyone who remembers their high school biology knows that scientifically, different species of animals get dubbed with awesome as f**k binomial nomenclature. Traditionally, that s**t was built around Latin grammar, bu...

Girl catches gruesome infection on her feet after not wearing shoes in rural Brazil

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Look, by now, you’re probably beginning to think there’s nothing nature can show you that would shock you, amaze you, or simply gross you out. You would, though, probably be wrong. We think s**t like that all the time...

Legend UPS driver who takes photos with the dogs on his route

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If you’ve ever heard anyone try to argue that doggos aren’t the best animals on the planet and that some animals – like f**ken cats, for example – are better, you know you’ve come face to face with someone who’s more ...

Bloke finds his ‘missing’ kitten snoozing under dog’s ear

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For a long time, dogs and cats have been at war. It’s one of the great rivalries of the world, and it’s a dispute that’s been immortalised in thousands of cartoons, kid’s stories and comic books. But just like the feu...

Aussie bloke finds 100kg shark head bitten clean off by something

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We all know that the waters off the coast of Australia are full of terrifying s**t. We’ve got jellyfish that’ll f**ken kill ya, octopuses that’ll f**ken kill ya and sharks that’ll f**ken kill ya. Of course, that’s not...

“Toey” elephant smashes cars and houses after failing to find a missus

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If you’ve ever come across a group of toey incels online, you’ll know all too well that some people don’t cope well when they can’t get no satisfaction. Unfortunately, people aren’t the only ones who don’t know what t...

The last photos of legendary “Queen of the Elephants”

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As far as animals go, you’ve got to admit that the elephant is a f**ken bewdy. Think about it: as big as a brick s**thouse? F**ken check. Ability to s**t-mix c**ts with their f**ken legendary trunks? Also f**ken check...

Bloke who got swallowed by a whale explains how he got out

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Bloody hell! If this isn’t some Jonah and the Whale bulls**t, we’re never gonna have a story that is. The other day, a diver was filming some pretty cool marine shenanigans when a friggin’ whale just f**ken gobbled hi...

Paraglider gets into biff with kangaroo during landing, because ‘STRAYA

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It only takes a rudimentary knowledge of wildlife, geography and near-death experiences to know that Australia is famed for possessing wildlife that’ll f**k you up. To be honest, we’re not really sure how we came to p...

Bloke discovers dead eagle with tracking device, turns out it travelled everywhere

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F**ken eagles are majestic bloody beasts. While the lion rules the land as the king of the jungle, we’re pretty bloody certain that eagles are the kings of the sky. They’re big apex predators and they’re instantly rec...

Watch this f**k-off big spider drag an opossum to its lair

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By this stage, we’re all aware that the deadly predatory instincts of spiders aren’t limited solely to catching s**t in webs. We all know that the little pricks can actually get pretty f**ken big and that some of the ...

Turns out the entire f***en Internet is outraged by PETA’s scummy attack on Steve Irwin

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As you’re no doubt aware, those dodgy vultures over at PETA really raised our bloody ire the other day. We won’t patronise you with all the details, but they decided to have a crack at our beloved Steve ‘the bloody le...

Clever cat removes wooden bar and f***en unlocks door for owner

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As you probably know, we’re pretty bloody quick to brand all cats as c**ts here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Well, it might be time for us to rescind on that a little. The reason for that is an awesome little video that’s cur...

Today’s Google Doodle pays tribute to the late Steve Irwin on 57th Birthday

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Today would’ve been Steve Irwin’s 57th birthday. He was a bloody phenomenal ambassador for all things wildlife, for our awesome country and just a great f**ken bloke.  Steve Irwin became a household name through va...