Meet Coconut the smiling alligator who loves a good f**ken scrub!
It’s probably not a long shot to suggest that we don’t usually think of alligators as fun-loving relaxation fiends. Yeah, nah, there’s no shame in that. They’re predators. They’re cold-blooded. They’re the stars of movies like Crawl and Lake Placid, and Alligator. F**k, they’re even known to eat f**ken Chubs’s hand, and that’s certainly not cool. Still, the alligator in this video puts the lie to our common misconceptions. Have a squiz.
Yeah, the alligator in this video, Coconut, is chill-AF. She’s the ruling reptile queen regent of relaxation; the top-dog of taking it easy, and it’s all thanks to a single toothbrush. Give it a squiz to see what we mean.
The video, posted to Insta by The Reptile Zoo in Fountain Valley, California, is pure bloody gold, and we’re not gonna lie, we’re a bit jealous. Deadset, Coconut is being spoiled rotten, and if we had algae-stained scales, we’d most definitely want someone to take a toothbrush to them.
Her carer is putting in the hard-yards to make her happy, and judging by the grin on Coconut’s face, she’s doing a f**ken bonza job. And that’s exactly why we’ll let her talk you through the video.
“As you can see, she’s albino, so you can see that she’s got all kinds of algae around her. So, what I doooooo, is go in, using the big side (of the toothbrush), and give her a little bit of a bath. And look at her: she just loves it!”
And f**ken oath, she does. That grin is enough to make even the most blackened soul feel a warm fuzzy. That right there is a happy alligator. That right there is a bloody relaxed alligator.
Yeah, nah, we’re jealous.
Final thought: Mate, after watching that video, we wanna know what other animals you know of that might be a bit happier than you’d expect. If you’ve got a chilled out pet, send some footage to Ozzy Man. You never know, it might make it into the next animals relaxing video, so f**ken go ahead. Have a crack and your pet might become Ozzy Man Reviews famous.
Just in case you missed it, here’s one of Ozzy’s latest commentary videos…Ozzy Man Reviews: Animals Relaxing #6
Video Link: The Reptile Zoo
H/T: HINDUSTAN TIMES.