Meet Coconut the smiling alligator who loves a good f**ken scrub!

Credit: The Reptile Zoo

Meet Coconut the smiling alligator who loves a good f**ken scrub!

It’s probably not a long shot to suggest that we don’t usually think of alligators as fun-loving relaxation fiends. Yeah, nah, there’s no shame in that. They’re predators. They’re cold-blooded. They’re the stars of movies like Crawl and Lake Placid, and Alligator. F**k, they’re even known to eat f**ken Chubs’s hand, and that’s certainly not cool. Still, the alligator in this video puts the lie to our common misconceptions. Have a squiz.

Yeah, the alligator in this video, Coconut, is chill-AF. She’s the ruling reptile queen regent of relaxation; the top-dog of taking it easy, and it’s all thanks to a single toothbrush. Give it a squiz to see what we mean.

Credit: The Reptile Zoo

The video, posted to Insta by The Reptile Zoo in Fountain Valley, California, is pure bloody gold, and we’re not gonna lie, we’re a bit jealous. Deadset, Coconut is being spoiled rotten, and if we had algae-stained scales, we’d most definitely want someone to take a toothbrush to them.

Her carer is putting in the hard-yards to make her happy, and judging by the grin on Coconut’s face, she’s doing a f**ken bonza job. And that’s exactly why we’ll let her talk you through the video.

Credit: The Reptile Zoo

“As you can see, she’s albino, so you can see that she’s got all kinds of algae around her. So, what I doooooo, is go in, using the big side (of the toothbrush), and give her a little bit of a bath. And look at her: she just loves it!”

Credit: The Reptile Zoo

And f**ken oath, she does. That grin is enough to make even the most blackened soul feel a warm fuzzy. That right there is a happy alligator. That right there is a bloody relaxed alligator.

Yeah, nah, we’re jealous.

Credit: The Reptile Zoo

Final thought: Mate, after watching that video, we wanna know what other animals you know of that might be a bit happier than you’d expect. If you’ve got a chilled out pet, send some footage to Ozzy Man. You never know, it might make it into the next animals relaxing video, so f**ken go ahead. Have a crack and your pet might become Ozzy Man Reviews famous.

Just in case you missed it, here’s one of Ozzy’s latest commentary videos…Ozzy Man Reviews: Animals Relaxing #6

Video Link: The Reptile Zoo

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