All Top Bloke Awards
Aussie bloke’s been living with this humongous spider for the last year
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Just the mere mention of spiders is enough to get some of you lot in the comments section s**tting broken glass. Deadset, they’re a pretty common fear for millions of people, and that poses an issue for us here in Str...
Legend from Florida saves drowning puppy from jaws of Alligator
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As you lot know, we are big fans of dogs here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Generally speaking, we’re fans of most animals, and we even tend to love the big reptiles like crocs and alligators. Of course, if we’re forced to cho...
Pianist calmly plays while all hell breaks loose in anti-lockdown riots behind him
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Yeah, nah, there’s nothing cooler than someone doing calming and serene s**t in the midst of a chaotic background. When you see it in movies, you’re just like ‘f**k yeah’, so it stands to reason that when it happens i...
Kid wins internet with bloody gold “coffin dance” Halloween costume
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Bloody Halloween isn’t huge in Australia. Don’t get us wrong, it’s getting a little bigger every year, but it just doesn’t seem like it’s ever really gonna be enjoyed to the same level it is in the States. In a way, t...
Footy player caught celebrating goal with a bloody trampoline-like jump
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It’s been said that, to the outsider, Aussie Rules can often look like a big bloody fight with a ball in the middle. While we don’t necessarily agree with the sentiment, we kind of get it. Still, there’s a f**k-tonne ...
Professional Wrestler’s entrance to Madonna song is all time
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Love it or hate it, you can’t deny that professional wrestling is, at its best, a wildly entertaining proposition. Yeah, nah, we can get behind that train of thought. It’s obviously not real, and to be honest, claimin...
Parents left stunned after dad posts clever sleep trick online
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Yeah, nah, we know that when the internet promises you a life hack, you’ve got every right in the world to be dubious, but we know that after lockdown, plenty of you blokettes in the comments section are gonna find yo...
Stuntman David Blaine soars 25,000 feet holding helium balloons
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Mate, we’re not sure about you, but we reckon that at some point, every bloke, blokette, and little bloody bugger has wondered whether you could fly with enough balloons. Yeah, nah, it’s a f**ken dream we’ve all share...
Boss who took million-dollar pay cut to give employees $70k min salary explains the impact
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If there’s one thing most of us can get behind, it’s the universal gripe that the average worker slaves their arse off to make someone else bloody rich. In plenty of cases, they’re doing that for wages that are less t...
This bloke’s method for dealing with kids on his driveway is pretty f**ken out there!
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It’s common knowledge that there’s always one bloke on the street who’s not too bloody keen on being social. While we’ve kinda got a little respect for that – after all, there’s nothing quite like a quiet neighbour – ...
Big Brother wins bloke of the year after bloody brilliant act of kindness
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Yeah, nah, f**k it, we’re not too big and tough to say that sometimes you just need a solid fix of wholesome news when you get online. Today, you don’t have to look any further. We’ve got that s**t for you right here....
Devoted son climbs hospital drainpipe to sit by dying mother with Covid
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If we can be serious for a moment, despite all the bulls**t going on around the world that seems to politicise Covid-19, it’s got a very real and a very tragic face that is seeing people lose their loved ones. That, m...
73 year old Grandpa with “do not give a f*@k” attitude attempts ridiculous cliff jumps
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If movies have taught us anything, it’s that cliff-jumping is the sole province of the eternally young. This is particularly pertinent when those whippersnappers travel innocently through their coming-of-age stories a...
Chris Evans sends message to heroic six-year-old who saved sister from dog attack
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If you’ve been following the viral news over the last few days, you’ll be aware of the story about the heroic-as-f**k six-year-old who selflessly saved his sister from a dog attack, copping a few nasty bites in the pr...
Legend dog caught on camera dragging bed to sick brother
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Every now and then, we come across a tops bloody video that’s totally wholesome, suitable for work, and a bit bloody cute. This is one of those videos. Yeah, nah, we’ve told you how we reckon dogs are the legit top bl...
Old mate takes on a f*@#en shark and holds its mouth with his bare hands
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If you’ve ever been to the beach, there are probably more than a few things you’re expecting to see. There’s obviously sand, surf, sunbathers, beachballs, board shorts, bikinis and lifeguards. One of the things you pr...
745-day sober bloke shares before and after photos. The change is f**ken epic!
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Bloody dr*gs. No matter what you reckon about them, you have to admit that for plenty of people, there’s a point of no turning back. And, nah, we’re not here to get on our high horse or anything, we just know – like m...
Bloody legend bus-driver pulls over to save elderly sheila from mugger
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As you know, we bloody love it when top blokes and sheilas do heroic things. From our perspective, there’s not much that’s more heroic than saving a poor old duck from a f**ken scumbag mugger. Yeah, nah, we know we’ve...
This legend shows you how to access KFC’s secret menu
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If you’ve spent your time watching Man V Food, you’ll know that a restaurant’s secret menu is pretty f**ken cool. Deadset, it’s where you get all the good stuff. The only downside is that you have to know how to acces...
Legend fights off robbers with bass guitar & the re-enactment is bloody gold
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Mate, if you’re not sure why they call guitars ‘axes’, you’re in for a bloody education. Yeah, nah, whether it’s a f**ken badass BC Rich, a stylish Les Paul, or even a beaten and battered acoustic, a guitar can do a p...
