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Sheila takes her Mum clubbing after wishing she could relive her youth

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For some people, the idea of going clubbing with your parents is bloody abhorrent. Yeah, nah, for some people that s**t sounds terrible. It sounds like their worst nightmare. It sounds like a living hell. And then the...

Legends rescue a lion and a wolf from Ukraine zoo near warzone!

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F**k yes. Yeah, nah, if you’re not already thinking ‘f**k yes’ after reading that headline, you bloody should be. Three total f**ken legends, Tim Locks, and two of his mates, busted a lion and a wolf out of war-torn U...

Former Heavyweight Champ Klitschko’s blunt response to Russian claims

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While there’s been a bit of talk about Putin’s martial arts skills during the invasion of Ukraine, no one seems to have mentioned that the mayor of Kyiv is none other than former World Heavyweight Boxing Champion Vita...

Mike Tyson’s now selling ear-shaped weed edibles with a chunk missing

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Mike Tyson has led a storied career. Obviously, not all of it is has been the kinda thing you should celebrate, but it’s probably fair to say that certain parts of it are pretty f**ken memorable. Take the moment he bi...

Sheila gets trapped in waterslide suspended over ocean

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Before we even begin, we’re pretty certain that anyone out there in the comments section who’s seen a certain episode of The Simpsons already has a bit of an idea what’s gonna happen in this video. Fortunately, we’re ...

Silver-medal-winning ice-skater competes using I Wanna Be Your Dog as her soundtrack…

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Look, we’re not gonna lie to you here, and you know that, but despite what you might think about our vast knowledge of the world, we’re pretty short on info when it comes to figure skating. Don’t get us wrong, we’ve s...

A bunch of bad bosses who got F@#*EN roasted by their employees

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While we know that a good share of text exchange stories are bulls**t, we can’t help but love ‘em. There’s just something so rewarding about watching someone get their comeuppance in a series of text messages. When th...

Sheila flies overseas to surprise BF only to find he did the same

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Cutesy couples. We all know one. At least one. And you know what, we bloody love ‘em. Don’t get us wrong, they do make us gag sometimes, but they also remind us that all is right in the world and that no matter the ge...

Elon Musk offered a teen on Twitter 5k to stop tracking his private jet

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No matter where we turn, we just can’t seem to stop coming face-to-face with Elon Musk content right now. Of course, that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Over time, the bloke’s started to look less like a genius and mo...

UFC Legend Khabib Nurmagomedov offered three sheep to meet NBA superstar

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One of our favourite things about the internet is quirky news. Yeah, nah, deadset, who needs to read about war, corruption, politics, and hate when there’s humorous and bizarre news to read? So, with that said, we blo...

Grandma dresses up as a bloody T-Rex and shocks grandkids at airport

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Airports are funny places. Yeah, nah, they can quite obviously be boring and frustrating, but they can also be wholesome as f**k. Take the waiting area for example. Seeing families eagerly awaiting loved ones is a rea...

Bloke has perfect response for Karen who wants to call cops because of his loud car

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By this stage of the game, everyone knows About Karens. These annoying sheilas love to call the cops, speak to the manager, or just straight-up give you a serve. Usually, they do this for reasons that are known only t...

US Government agency moves to reassure public that birds are real

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There’s no doubt that fake news and government spin has done a lot to foster doubt in the authorities over the years. In the US, this s**t is a big problem right now. We’re not sure what big orange reason there is for...

Keanu Reeves donated 70% of his Matrix salary to Leukaemia research

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When you’re looking for evidence that not all celebrities are self-obsessed weirdos, it’s difficult to go past Keanu Reeves. Deadset, the proof that he’s one of the good guys is thick on the ground, and there always s...

YouTuber’s hand-made dinosaur, Kaiju and pop-culture dioramas are f**ken amazing!

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We’ve said this a tonne of times on this site, but we’re big nerds at heart. When it comes to the cool s**t, we’re like boys who never grew up. Fast cars, dinosaurs, f**ken comic-books, we love it all, and when we see...

New office cat causes workplace relations meltdown

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Anyone who’s worked in an office has probably experienced workplace politics at some time or another. Yeah, nah, it’s one of the unfortunate aspects of working with people. Unfortunately, it can be set off by the litt...

Sheila sends hubby to skin-clinic with moles she wants checked circled

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There’s a lot to be said for a loving spouse. Yeah, nah, without them, most people would be lost. And, at the risk of stereotyping, the blokes in particular would be up s**t creek without a paddle if their wives didn’...

You’ve been eating apples the wrong way

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Thanks to the internet, many things we’ve taken for granted are now up for debate. You know, simple things that everyone knows to be true. Things like the fact the world is round and Australia exists. Now, though, we ...

Aussie legend Sam Kerr flattens pitch invader with shoulder charge

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Pitch invaders have always occupied this kinda weird space between being sort of amusing and being total f**kwits. Yeah, nah, don’t get us wrong, we’d be lying if we said we’d never laughed at one, but we’d also be te...

People are sharing “lifesaving” advice online and you need to check it out

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One of the things we love about the internet is that despite its reputation as a haven for trolls and s**tstirrers, there are just as many people on here who actually want to make the world a better place. Yeah, nah, ...