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Bloke takes hilarious photos of his premature son doing ‘manly’ things

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One of the greatest things about having little ones is teaching them how to be grown-ups. It’s a bloody heart-warming activity to teach your little man how to do some of the awesome things you used to do as a young fe...

Mum nails daughter with her thong from a deadly long distance

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F**K YES! Whether you call ‘em thongs, flip-flops, pluggers or Japanese riding boots, we all know there’s nothing quite as deadly as a mum armed with a f**ken double-plugger. Deadset, it’s just a biological fact of li...

Bloke live tweets step son’s attempt to sneak sheila out of house

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There’s no denying it, step-parents get a pretty bad rap in pop culture. I mean, they’re usually trying to poison their step-children, sell them off to the highest bidder or straight up treat them like slaves. Fortuna...

This toy photographer uses explosions to take awesome shots of action figurines

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It’s no secret that explosions can make anything better. As a starting point, we can always reference Michael Bay, but that’s a little bit clichéd and tired by this point, so let’s talk about some of the other things ...

‘Africa’ by Toto is playing on an endless loop somewhere in the Namibian desert

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When it comes to absolute f**ken bangers, anyone with even an ounce of nous doesn’t even bother looking at tunes from our modern era. Sh*t, most people know you go straight past the early 2000s, straight past the 90s ...

News Chopper catches stadium staff playing Mario Kart on the scoreboard

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We like to think we know our audience here at Ozzy Man Reviews, and we reckon that given half a chance, most of you blokes and blokettes would love to hook your consoles up to the biggest screen possible. It’s just co...

Bloke wearing empty beer carton on his head covers speed cameras with a tea towel

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Ever since the days of Ned Kelly, Ozzies have bloody loved a rogue who’s willing to risk it all and do battle with the forces of law and order. Sh*t, if that bloke’s got dodgy headgear on, he’s practically a legend. O...

Ozzy soccer fans dance with cops after failed flare search

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Bizarrely enough, crazed soccer fans aren’t strictly limited to the traditional locales of Europe and South America. Yeah, nah, while it may seem like a big bloody stretch, even Ozzyland has its share of excitable foo...

Ozzy news reporter trolled online for wardrobe selection

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You guys are well aware of the fact we love a good dick joke here at Ozzy Man Reviews. It’s not a secret. Sh*t, we prac-dick-ly pride ourselves on them. So when the internet spotted a Channel Nine wardrobe cock-up, we...

Sheila converts 110-year-old dead tree into a free little library for the neighborhood

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Even today, in an age of Kindles, audiobooks and electronic everything, we still f**ken love books here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Sh*t, our fearless leader even released one himself last year. You should totally buy a copy...

Bloke shows barber paused screenshot of haircut he wants, backfires

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There’s probably more than a few of you out there who’ve gone into the barber with an image to explain exactly what sort of haircut you want. After all, who hasn’t wanted to look like their favourite movie star in the...

Russian artist illustrates what would happen if famous characters got old

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Aside from a few notably excellent exceptions like Old Man Logan, Old Man Punisher and The Dark Knight Returns, we don’t often get to see what legendary cartoon and comic-book characters will look like once they’ve go...

Scientists develop tool to help with male infertility

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If you’ve ever seen or read The Children of Men, you’ll know that rising infertility rates might end up being a real kick in the balls for the human race. Fortunately, one company is now selling a device that will ens...

White supremacist reacts on TV to DNA test confirming he is black

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If there’s one thing in life we all love, it’s a solid belly laugh. Have a think about the last time you absolutely pissed yourself laughing. What got you there? Was it a comedy movie? Was it a hilarious accident? A t...

Deaf people teach us how to swear in sign language

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It’s a well-known fact that here in Ozzy Land, we love to swear. Sh*t, we’re almost f**ken famous for it. Despite our known proclivities for profanity, though, we cannot profess to be the only ones. Swearing is pretty...