All Gold

Sheila gate crashes son’s maths class to stop him being disrespectful to teachers

392 Views0 Comments

Everyone knows that teenagers can be a little bit difficult. In particular, those teens around the age of thirteen to fourteen can be deadset little s**tbags. Don’t get us wrong, they can be bloody awesome and we shou...

Old sheila defies police and actually enters Area 51 restricted zone

18.23K Views0 Comments

Seeing as you’re on the internet, we know that you heard all about the proposed plan to storm Area 51 and ‘see them aliens.’ Deadset, for a while there, this was really shaping up to be THE zeitgeist movement of the n...

Woman’s in-flight cross-stitch managed to catch this passengers eye

283 Views0 Comments

Flying is a pain in the ass. That’s why anyone who considers themself prepared for flight has thought of ways to alleviate the boredom that undercuts the discomfort of flying. Some people read books. Others watch movi...

“Break-up material”: bloke’s savage move against sheila

27.80K Views0 Comments

We all know that relationships are built on trust, love and affection. And, s**t, let’s be honest, a mutual love of eating. Pretty much everyone puts on a little weight when they get comfy with someone. A big part of ...

Some of the greatest Photoshop battles of all time!

24.84K Views0 Comments

We all know there’s a metric s**tload of awesome things the internet has given us, and naturally, we all have our favourites. However, there’s one thing that we reckon pretty much everyone can agree on: a friggen good...

Grandma slows down speeding drivers with her hairdryer ‘speed gun’

231 Views0 Comments

Let’s be honest, we’ve probably all driven a bit too fast in an area where we really shouldn’t. And while we’d say there’s nothing wrong with that, there patently is – and we don’t mean because of the possible fines. ...

Bloke creates fake restaurant and sells microwave meals on Deliveroo

2.45K Views0 Comments

A little while ago, we shared the story about the fake restaurant that became TripAdvisor’s number one-rated establishment. Well, this story’s in a kinda similar vein. The key difference however is that it’s not TripA...

Kiwi bloke about to get the sack brings emotional support clown to meeting

12.03K Views0 Comments

If there’s one thing people who’ve been on the internet are familiar with, it’s the idea of quitting your job in a ‘humorous’ or outlandish way. We’ve never seen it happen in real life, but we assume it’s a lot more u...

Engineer manufactures ‘Smart Cane’ that will change how blind people navigate

2.32K Views0 Comments

If you’ve ever walked into the bloody wall while trying to turn the light on in the dark, you’ll be aware that the blind – and the visually impaired – do it tough. Bloody tough. But while there are already a few worka...

Apple reveals the iPhone 11 and the Internet has responded with some cracker memes

16.69K Views0 Comments

Let’s be honest, we could give you a big spiel about iPhones here, but what’s the point? You know what they are. You might love ‘em, and if you do, there’s nothing we’ll say that can change that. You’ll just continue ...

Parents share photos of their lives before and after kids

45.01K Views0 Comments

The debate about whether or not life is better or worse after kids has been going on for bloody millennia. Matter of fact, it’s probably gonna go on for a few millennia more before it’s done too, but if there’s one th...

Trolls tell Journalist she’s ‘too ugly’ to post pics of her face, she responds brilliantly

778 Views0 Comments

As you’re probably aware, we live in a strange set of political times that really make everyday a vicious war of words between one side and the other. Unfortunately, when those political discussions involve the incumb...

Someone has photoshopped the Aussie currency with some bloody legends

637 Views0 Comments

If you’re at all familiar with cash here in Ozzyland, you’ll know that it’s pretty bloody good stuff. Because it’s made of plastic, you can accidentally leave it in your pocket and not have it disintegrate. It’s also ...

These examples show just how f*@*en dodgy the English language is

10.37K Views0 Comments

It’s a bit of a general truth that English is the ‘hardest language to learn’. Now, we’re not a hundred per cent sure whether it is actually the fair dinkum trickiest of the lot, but we’ve heard it from enough folks w...

Check out these classic works of art that have been altered to have smiles

1.18K Views0 Comments

A smile can say a hell of a lot. Most obviously, it’s an expression of joy, but depending on the circumstance, that one little movement of the face can communicate a wealth of human emotion. Just think about it for a ...