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Bloke discovers on live podcast that he’s been s**tting wrong his whole life

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One of the things that divides us civilised folk from the savages out there is the way we handle our trips to the porcelain throne-room. Deadset, while groups of us are s**tting the right way and cleaning up after our...

Amazon tribe wins lawsuit against oil company, saving millions of acres of Rainforest

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Can we get a F**K YES for the Waorani people of Pastaza or what? These bloody legends, a tribe living in an Ecuadorian stretch of the Amazon have just given the big ‘Yeah-nah-f**k-off’ to some big rich oil barons and,...

The memes that remind us that the struggles of being a 90s kid were f***en real

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It’s no secret that every old b**tard you know reckons they had it way tougher back in their day than you do. That’s probably true. Some people had to deal with some really poxy s**t. Those 90s kids, though, they occu...

Bloke asks Internet to photoshop his Eiffel Tower pic, users respond with comedy gold

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When it comes to travelling the world and getting a photo in front of famous landmarks, there’s not many tricks as super f**ken cool as using the camera angles and perspectives to make it seem like you’re actually tou...

Men Using Snapchat’s New Filter Are Experiencing What It’s Like Being A Woman On Tinder

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It’s not really a secret that thousands of chicks who’ve gone online to try and find a date – and even some who haven’t – have had to deal with the inundation of desperate, presumptuous and downright uncalled-for mess...

Kid tries to bribe the Kiwi Prime Minister into researching dragons and psychics

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It’s a fair comment to say that there’s more than a few blokes and blokettes around the world who are happy with the job the Kiwi PM is doing. As a woman in power, Jacinda Ardern has been the epitome of cool, calm and...

Emilia Clarke squeals as NBA mascot drops coffee cup and bends the knee

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Anyone who’s seen Game of Thrones knows that Daenerys loves having blokes – and blokettes – drop to their knee and swear their allegiance to her. If that person shares affinity with a bear, then that’s even better. Ye...

Amazon’s selling a DIY guesthouse ‘kit’ that you can assemble in 8 hours

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More and more these days, designers and engineers are looking at ways to build sustainable – and affordable – products we can all use without f**king the environment too hard in its already broken poopchute. When you ...

Legend of a Beluga Whale returns iPhone woman dropped in the sea

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You probably remember the beluga whale we told you about the other day. You know, the one that had defected from the Russian military and was suspected of perhaps being a trained soviet spy. Well, while we knew the bl...

Sheila tweet’s about sexy men in ‘dirty work gear’, gets flooded by hilarious tradesmen pics

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The internet is a bloody strange beast. You can never tell exactly what’s gonna tickle someone’s funny bone or explode across the world in viral fashion, but once the zeitgeist begins, it’s like bloody wildfire and yo...

Darth Vader Vs Obi Wan fight scene gets a f***en epic re-imagining

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The Star Wars movies are about as bloody iconic as movies get. The characters, the sounds, the settings, the stories; they’re all f**ken s**t-hot. And within that, some scenes are even more famous than others. One of ...

Jackass star Wee-Man sold his $2.37million beach home and is now living in a van

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We’re gonna hazard a guess and say that most of the people reading this article, are pretty bloody familiar with Jackass. Those of you who aren’t au fait with it need to go and unf**k that as soon as possible. Those o...

Lord of the Rings fan travels around New Zealand dressed in Gandalf costume

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Long before there was Game of Thrones, there was the fantasy series it used as inspiration. It even included an ancient evil hiding in the deep north where it could eventually mount an attack on the free world. That s...

Kids who found out their parents are way f***en cooler than them

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You might not realise it, particularly if you’re still only knee-high to a grasshopper, but for some of you, there’s at least the possibility your parents were way cooler than you are. Deadset, before they were your o...

This freediving couple takes you beneath the word underwater like never before

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The world beneath the ocean is often spoken of as the last truly unexplored place. While we’ve done tonnes of scientific s**t down there, and plenty of people have explored parts of it, there’s still so much that’s in...