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Big F*ck Off Alligator casually strolls across golf course
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You know we bloody well love our crocodiliacs here in Ozzyland, and why wouldn’t we? We are, after all, home to some of the biggest and nastiest specimens on the planet. That’s not to say we’re the only ones though. T...
Appalling footage shows sea completely inundated with rubbish
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The world’s got a lot of problems. That’s not exactly a secret, but one problem that just won’t seem to go away is the problem of rubbish. Even though we’re all a bit smarter about rubbish than we used to be, there ar...
Woman with 6ft wide bum trying to put on more weight to break world record
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For an intro to this article, all you need to do is think about Sir Mix-A-Lot’s famous song, Baby Got Back. Then you need to wonder if the esteemed Sir Mix-A-Lot had limits, because Natasha Crown from Sweden might jus...
7 year old goes flying down the highway and burns off a massive truck
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Every now and then you’ll hear someone raising questions about the arbitrary limits we set on the age of consent, the legal age to drink, the legal age to drive, and the fair age to vote. Some people think things are ...
Student who walked 20 miles to his first day of work rewarded with new car by CEO
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Bugger me sideways, ladies and gents, but I sh*t you not; the kid in this story has displayed some f**ken hardcore resilience, dedication and commitment. I bet you he’s bloody stoked he did though. His new boss is so ...
Superhero Dad saves kids from being hit by car with lightning reflexes
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Holy f**king sh*tballs, Batman, the difference between life and the horrifying death of two tiny tots is about the width of a c**t-hair in this one. Check out the lucky-as-f**k save from the bloody superhero of a mech...
Legend bloke teaches himself to backflip in 6 hours
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Dedication. Determination. A growth mindset. All of these are needed to constantly improve, to make yourself the best you you can possibly be, to become the you you’ve always envisioned, to look back at your life when...
Monkey punches girl in the face at zoo after taunting him
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Animals don’t play by the rules of human society. They don’t need to wear pants, sh*t discreetly, or even restrain themselves from just f**ken smacking a toddler one if they feel like it. They’re animals. That’s proba...
Ten photos of people already living in 3018
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We all like to think the year 2018 is pretty bloody advanced. I mean we’ve got the technology to let cars drive themselves, instantly send dick pics across the time and space, and stream movies and music on tiny devic...
Man’s ass falls out after sitting on the toilet too long playing games on his phone
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In horrifying news straight out of China, a man playing phone games on the toilet has suffered a terrible, terrible injury… We all know there’s nothing quite so relieving, relaxing and reliable as an after-work sh*...
The moment Andy Dick had to be removed from The Jimmy Kimmel Show for groping Ivanka Trump
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I don’t know about you, but I’ve always thought the rule ‘hands and feet to yourself’ was a pretty good one. Generally speaking, unless someone wants you to share your extremities with them, you really shouldn’t – eve...
Poachers eaten alive by lions after illegally breaking in to target rhinos
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You know we f**ken love wildlife here at Ozzy Man Reviews, so it’s with great ‘sadness’ that we inform you of the terrible circumstances that befell a group of poachers in South Africa earlier this week: the c**ts wer...
Manager sacked over cruel text messages to employee whose son was on life support
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If any part of you is a decent person, you’ll know that when someone you work with is doing it rough, particularly if one of their loved ones or family members is in a bad way, you help ‘em out by doing a little extra...
NASA preparing 17-year-old girl to become first human to reach Mars
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I’m not sure about you wankers, but when I was seventeen my usefulness to the human race was pretty bloody limited. I’m sure you can relate. After all, most seventeen-year-olds are just big kids in what’s sort of star...
Sheila finds out her boyfriend is cheating thanks to takeaway delivery guy
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Damn! Imagine thinking you’re getting away with one on the side only to get stitched up by a delivery driver. F**k me sideways. Talk about a Days of Our Lives plot-twist. Anyway, that exact scenario happened to one do...
‘Dead’ woman found alive in morgue fridge
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For some, the thought of being surrounded by dead bodies is a real fear. It’s even got a name: Necrophobia. Yep, for some reason, the idea of looking around a room and seeing nothing but lifeless corpses, toe-tagged a...
Mike Tyson on Brad Pitt – “I walked in and he was banging my wife”
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We’ve had a bit of a yarn on here before about Iron Mike Tyson and the fact that he’s one tough b*stard. As far as guys you don’t want to be punched in the f**ken head go, Tyson’s right up there. In fact, I’m pretty s...
Spring breaker throws hands with 45-year-old man and gets melted
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Youth versus experience. Young versus old. Lad versus lord. However you want to put it, it’s a debate as old as time itself. The video you’re about to watch puts it to bed as emphatically as any video you’ve ever seen...
14 hyenas kill kudu bull in African Safari camp reception
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, but FARK, African wildlife does not mess about. Imagine staying at a Safari camp and waking up in the morning to find out a pack of hyena had f**ken slaughtered a fully-grown...
Dodgy driver sends new Ferrari 458 sideways into oncoming traffic minutes after renting it
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Plenty of Aussies crash their kangaroos (aha, yep, yep, we drive kangaroos don't ya know?) on the way to work and no one here acts like it’s ‘to be expected’ just because we’re Australian. With that in mind, we can’t ...
