Woman with 6ft wide bum trying to put on more weight to break world record
For an intro to this article, all you need to do is think about Sir Mix-A-Lot’s famous song, Baby Got Back. Then you need to wonder if the esteemed Sir Mix-A-Lot had limits, because Natasha Crown from Sweden might just test them.
So, first of all, let’s talk Guinness World Records for the world’s biggest arse. Right now, the honour is, apparently, all Mikel Ruffinelli’s. With an arse that measures eight-feet in circumference, it’s hard to believe she’s ever uncomfortable when she sits down. Ass far as I can tell, it’s not all perks though. Sitting next to her on an airplane would be a f**ken nightmare!
Anyway, back to Natasha. Right now, Natasha’s arse is six-feet in circumference. If, as she’s determined to do, she is to get out from behind Ruffinelli and claim the world record, she needs to gain another twenty-five kilos. If you’re anything like me, you’re thinking about a classic Simpsons episode right now.
But I digress; Natasha currently makes a cheeky living off her arse by selling photos to guys who really, really like it. In the past, Natasha has said, “Maybe I have body dysmorphia or something but I don’t feel like it is even that big. I definitely want bigger. When I was a teenager and my body started to change – I got boobs, I got a bum. I just loved my body so much.
“Since then I’ve had three Brazilian butt lifts (where fat is taken from other parts of the body before being injected into the buttocks) as well as boob jobs and I also have filler and lots of other procedures.”
Now, this next part is classic. She went on to say…
“I just love the feel of having a big bum. When I walk, I feel all the jiggling, jiggling, jiggling and I start to feel horny with myself. My bum makes me feel sexy and makes me feel powerful.”
Natasha might have a challenge if she’s to take the record off Mikel, butt she’ll definitely have a fair crack at it.
Final thought: F**ken good on ya, Natasha. You’ve got a dream and you’re striving for it one bowl of pasta at a time. Good sh*t.
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