These self-isolators attempted to cut their own hair – results are bloody gold
As you know, the art of the haircut is a pretty f**ken specialised one. Deadset, unless you’re just chopping it all off with your own set of clippers, you really want someone else staying on top of that s**t for you. Unfortunately, a trip to the barbers has become a nostalgic memory in the midst of worldwide lockdowns. And you know what that means. Yeah, nah, people are having a f**ken crack at their own hair. How do you reckon that’s going for them?
Now, we don’t know about you as an individual, but we reckon there are probably three types of people in the world:
- There are those who don’t give a f**k and who are gonna let their hair grow out
- There are those who don’t give a f**k and who are gonna take a razor to it
- And there are those who are gonna do themselves a bloody mischief and try to fix it themselves.
Yeah, nah, unless you’re one of the lucky ones with a family member who’s a barber or hairdresser, the chances of you coming out of lockdown with a haircut that’s not a f**ken s**tshow are pretty slim.
Fair dinkum, have a bloody squiz at some of the horrorshows these blokes and sheilas have inflicted on themselves. You’ve got the f**ken drunken stagger, you’ve got the scarecrow buzzcut, and you’ve got the dead crow.
Seriously, there’s not a single one of these that doesn’t look shocking. Still, what better time to train yourself, right? Everyone starts somewhere, and you might come out of this with some pretty f**ken hardcore haircutting skills.
And you know what? There’s a lot to be said for having a go. When life gives you lemons, you’ve gotta make lemonade, and these people are doing that. It might be s**t lemonade right now, but with practice it’s only gonna get better, so these folks deserve a big f**ken high-five if you ask us.
Final thought: Yeah, you know where we’re going with this. If you’ve done your mullet some serious bloody self-harm, upload a pic to the Facebook comments section and let us all have a laugh. It’s the least you could do.
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