These hidden product ‘hacks’ have bloody blown my mind

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These hidden product ‘hacks’ have bloody blown my mind

Yeah, look, we like to think we’re pretty f**ken clever, but when push comes to shove, we’re probably no smarter than the next bloke. Yeah, nah, we’re not s**tting you. We’ve just been looking at some of the design features on these everyday products and items, and we’ve just realised that like Jon Snow, we know bloody nothing. Have a squiz and see how much you know about the everyday s**t you use…

When you think about it, it makes sense that some of the tools, products, equipment and miscellaneous s**t we use on the daily has been engineered to perfection. But, that doesn’t mean we know about the added extras. After all, it’s not like this stuff comes with an instruction manual.

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Yeah, nah, apparently the old saucepan handle hole isn’t only for hanging the bloody thing from a hook. Some blokes reckon it’s also for holding the wooden spoon. It’s a new one to us, but f**k it. It looks like they might be on to something. Don’t ya reckon?

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We know that plenty of you f**ken pissheads have got these on your bloody car keys, but apart from opening stubbies, did you know it’s also designed to crack open a VB tin? Yeah, nah, us neither.

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Fair dinkum, this has blown our minds. Who’d have thought the humble shopping trolley would be such a well-designed piece of hardware. Still, we suppose it evens out when you consider how f**ken s**t the wheels are.

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If you’re like us, and you find the bloody wet spot left by your takeaway cup’s condensation more annoying than the one the misso leaves behind after you’ve been tickling her tender spots with your truncheon, try using the lid as a coaster.

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If you’re ever in a bit of a bingle and you find yourself trapped in the old dunny-door, don’t stress. Just bust out the headrest. The metal bars will help you crack the window. F**ken lifesaver!

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If you ever need to hang your bloody shirt when you’re all out of coathangers, you can double up. Plenty of good shirts have a f**ken loop on the back that’s designed for hanging.

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We’re looking at this one and shaking our heads. Fair dinkum, we deadset had no idea that you could tie your shoes to your bag. That’s a genius bit of engineering that. Seriously, whoever thought of it deserves a bloody beer.

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All right, we’ll admit that this one’s a little bit tenuous, but we’re still gonna milk it. If you’re pouring out of a carton, turn it up so the spout is at the top and you’ll get less of a splash. Your scientist mate might tell you this is because there’s less pressure on the liquid inside, but we reckon it’s engineering magic. Seriously.

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Apparently, this s**t’s supposed to make sure you don’t eat too much pasta. We reckon it’s so the water drains out when you scoop it up, but f**ken whatever. It’s not like we’re that great in the kitchen.

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While you might be inclined to think there’s f**k-all difference between coathangers, it’s been said that timber coathangers keep moths away. We’re not sure how, but f**k it. Why not?

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Now, this is one you might think everyone knows, but if you’ve ever seen someone f**k up at a petrol station, you’ll know that’s pretty far from the truth. The arrow points to the side of the car that the petrol cap is on. F**ken handy!

Final thought: Look, we reckon some of you might have known about some of these, but have a bloody look and let us know how much of this is new info in your neck of the words. Also, let us know if there’s anything else you reckon we should know. Other than that, till next time, ya big bloody legends. F**ken hooroo then! Hooroo!

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