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New Boston Dynamics’ Robots dancing video has freaked Elon Musk out
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By now we’re all familiar with Boston Dynamics and their robots. Over the last few years, we’ve seen them doing everything from falling over to parkour. And, in all honesty, over that time, as people have become more ...
Bloke catches ball in beer cup at the Cricket – does what any good Aussie should
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Life is full of rules. Deadset, it seems like everywhere you go there’s some arbitrary bulls**t you need to follow. We’re not here to talk about the boring rules today, though. Yeah, nah, sometimes rules are fun. Some...
‘Hold my beer’: Aussie surfer Mikey Wright has the world in awe after pulling off this rescue
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As much as we all love the bloody beach, it’s pretty well-known that those waves can turn on you. Yeah, nah, when the water’s choppy and you’re feeling a bit fatigued, they can send you straight to Destination F**ked!...
Sheila paddleboards bloke around while he snorkels
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Mate, if you know anything about sacrifice, you’ll know it’s giving up the good stuff to make sure someone else can reap the benefits. With that in mind, we’ve gotta say the sheila in this video is a proper legend. No...
Close call when owners rescue 9-week-old puppy from carpet python
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Yeah, f**ken hell, when we first became alert to this one we thought yeah, nah, nahnahnahnahnahnahnahanah. Deadset, even as we were watching it, we were kinda thinking the same. Fortunately, it all turns out all right...
Astronaut terrorises international space station in monkey suit!
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Yeah, nah, we all know that at some point, bloody monkeys are gonna rise up and take over. Our furry cousins have slowly been demonstrating their ability to use tools for a while now, but in a pretty f**ken scary turn...
Tourist kicked out of restaurant for ‘unacceptable’ outfit
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In a world where the lines between right and wrong, good and bad, and acceptable and unacceptable are becoming ever more blurred, you might wonder just how unacceptable an outfit has to be before it can be deemed inap...
LA’s elusive Jetpack Man has finally been caught on tape by pilot
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While it’s not totally unheard of for people to take to the skies on jetpacks these days, LA’s own Jetpack Man has become something of an urban legend. Rumours about his existence have persisted ever since two reporte...
Kentucky bloke goes viral for clearing snowy driveway with flamethrower
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While we’ve been talking about the fact the Christmas and New Year’s period is hot as ball soup here in Oz, we know that our friends in the northern hemisphere have been freezing their knackers off lately. Still, that...
Golden Retriever fetches stick on icy road – the results are good value
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There’s probably never a bad time to share awesome footage of awesome dogs. Yeah, nah, we dunno about you, but we reckon we’d never knock back that as an option. So really, that’s what brings us to this moment. When w...
The bloke with the massive huntsman reveals why he is still living with it
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If you cast your minds back to about a month ago, you might remember the piece we had on here that showed the massive f**ken huntsman living in an Ozzy bloke’s loungeroom. At the time, Cairns local Jake Gray had just ...
Mia Khalifa uses face-mask to pick up dog-s**t then puts it back on
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Yeah, nah, it’s been a big year for stories that make you wonder just what the f**k is going through people’s minds, but this one might be the biggest of them all. Mia bloody Khalifa has been filmed picking up dog-s**...
Naked bloke in panda mask captured on film rollerblading down US highway
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Yeah, nah, we know the US is bloody brimming with crazy news right now, but although plenty of it’s pretty unusual, the best thing to come out of there lately is the footage of a bloke rollerblading on the highway. Th...
Moment bloody swole kangaroo flexes and stares down annoying barking dog
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By this stage, we reckon you big bloody bewdiful legends are pretty f**ken knowledgeable about kangaroos and the fact they can be built like brick s**thouses. If you’re not, you should be, but just in case, give this ...
Michael Jordan’s new golf course uses drones to deliver the beers!
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Mate, we’ve said it before, but we are marching headlong into a glorious future chockers with technological wonder and convenience. Deadset, if you haven’t already noticed just how much s**t has changed around us, hav...
Have a bloody gander at the never-before-seen orgies of shipworms
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Rule 34. We’re going to assume that most of you know what this one is, but just in case you don't, it suggests that if you can think of a concept, the internet has p*rn for it. In this case, those of you who were curi...
Bloke pays UFC announcer Bruce Buffer to break up with his missus for him
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If you’re not bloody familiar with Cameo, it’s a pretty f**ken swish service that allows you to have all manner of celebs and personalities deliver personal messages to people. Basically, you give them the gist of wha...
Banksy artwork appears on wall of house that’s up for sale – chaos ensues!
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Bloody Banksy is at it again. The world’s most famous graffiti artist has confirmed he was behind a new artwork in Bristol in Pommyland. This time, his work seems to have been timely in more ways than one. The owners ...
Internet is stunned after discovering BBQ’s are free to use in Australian parks
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The bloody barbecue. Of all the iconic Australian symbols, there really aren’t many that are held in higher regard. We’re not sure whether it’s a result of our mostly grouse weather, our working class heritage, or the...
Aussie homeowner blasts tradies for stealing her new dunny’s virginity
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In life, some things are bloody sacred. Deadset, you don’t drink a man’s last beer, you don’t eat his lunch, and you certainly don’t s**t in their f**ken dunny without permission. That last one’s what this story’s all...
