Aussie homeowner blasts tradies for stealing her new dunny’s virginity
In life, some things are bloody sacred. Deadset, you don’t drink a man’s last beer, you don’t eat his lunch, and you certainly don’t s**t in their f**ken dunny without permission. That last one’s what this story’s all about, and we reckon it’s even more important when you don’t know someone. Yeah, nah, a dunny can be a personal thing, and we reckon there are more than a few of you out there who don’t s**t when you’re playing away from home. With that in mind, how would you feel if you had a new toilet, you’d never had the chance to blow mud in it, and a rando pumped a grogan in it?
For a bit of context on this one, we’ll take you to Sydney’s Sutherland Shire, where Nadia’s put some local tradies on blast for laying cable in her brand-spanking dunny. Not only did these tradies use the inside s**tter without permission, but she’d forked out for a port-a-potty. Not only did they leave skiddies in it, but they broke the f**ken seal on it, using it before Nadia had even dropped a chocolate crocodile in it herself!
Yeah, nah, we understand why she’s pissed. Still, we reckon her letter to ‘em is pretty f**ken funny. Have a read:
“Dear Tradesmen. The toilets in this house are NOT rightfully yours to use. We are paying for an outdoor toilet for your use. Not only did you take the virginity of our toilets but you disrespectfully ignored the seal sign, ripped the tape and continued to use it. This is the second time I am cleaning your s*** from this toilet. This is a criminal act. Please don’t do it again. Nadia.”
Obviously, there’s a bit to unpack there, but we probably don’t need to spell it out for you. Cleaning up after yourself is your f**ken job. You can’t expect anyone else to do that.
And then you come to the fact they’ve used it when it’s clearly not even been opened. That’s what really makes this a dodgy business. That’s a low blow. A real low blow.
Final thought: Rightio, imagine this is your bloody toilet: how do you react? If it was us, we’d probably be getting the builder to deliver a fresh one. Perhaps we should rephrase that. We’d have them drop another one off. Hang on, this still isn’t working. We’d want them to bring around a fresh porcelain throne and make sure the tradies responsible had to pay for it. Tell us what you’d do in the comments section.
Just in case you missed it, here’s one of Ozzy’s latest commentary videos…Ozzy Man Reviews: Flirting