All Wildlife
Top bloody orangutan offers helping hand to park ranger
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Funnily enough, we don’t seem to have spoken about orangutans on here too much. To be honest, that’s a damn shame. These big ginger b**tards are bloody top blokes and sheilas. Deadset, unlike some primates, these guys...
The moment a lost dog is reunited with its family 18 months after going missing
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By now, our love of dogs has been well and truly documented. We reckon they’re f**ken grouse. Deadset, if there’s a dog on the street, we want to pat that little bugger. We want to throw them a ball and give them a bl...
Legendary dog catches the bus to the dog park – by itself – every day
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Mate, if you’ve been around the bush a couple of times, you’re no doubt pretty aware that dogs are bloody smart. Deadset, they can do all sorts of s**t, but one thing you might not expect a dog to do is take a solo bu...
A reward has been offered to remove this tyre from a massive crocodile’s neck!
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We know that most of you out there in the comments section are pretty bloody keen on wildlife. That’s because you’re a bunch of good blokes and sheilas, but how far would you go to help an animal out? We’ve no doubt y...
Scientists have discovered the oldest bloody fossilised forest on Earth
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We all know forests are pretty f**ken important, and in some cases, pretty bloody old, but a recent discovery is showing scientists just how ancient they are. Over in New York, a bunch of palaeontologists have uncover...
Elephant caught carefully climbing over wall in a remarkably human way
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Bloody mangoes. Honestly, here in Australia, we reckon they’re s**t-hot. Like seriously. Every year, the first tray of mangoes sold in Queensland gets sold for silly money, and kids everywhere raid neighbourhood trees...
Aussie larrikins stitch up Scottish journo on live TV with ‘fair dinkum’ prank
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All right, we know that releasing this one puts us at risk of outing a classic ‘Strayan prank that’s usually reserved for gullible tourists, but it’s too bloody good not to share. Basically, what we’ve got here in ‘St...
Legendary dog shares his water with thirsty koala!
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We’ve established the fact that dogs are just awesome creatures on this site on many occasions. Funnily enough, though, the buggers just keep giving us more and more proof of their legendary awesomeness. And deadset, ...
Cat destroys 2,400 piece Doraemon figure bloke spent a week building
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It’s been a little while since we brought up the fact that cats are complete c**ts here at Ozzy Man Reviews. So, in the interest of you blokes not forgetting that cats are indeed total pricks, we’ve got a timely remin...
This family dog was returned after being stolen then taken 2000 miles away
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Anyone who knows anything about dogs knows they’re part of the family, and anyone who doesn’t think so can bugger right off. So at Christmas time, it’s pretty f**ken important to have your doggos there. Of course, tha...
This footage was captured of a bloke rescuing a koala from freezing cold water
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As you know, koalas are all over the bloody news at the moment. We happen to think that’s a good thing. These buggers need all the press they can get if we’re to make sure the species can live long and prosper. But wh...
Desperate and dehydrated koala flags down cyclist for a drink
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By now, you’re probably starting to get pretty familiar with the state of the heatwave and its effect on the koalas in our bewdiful brown country. With that said, though, it’s probably important we make it real clear ...
Ozzy Dad forced to kill python after it repeatedly attacked his 4 yr old son
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Rightio, let’s start this one off simply, ya big bloody bewdiful legends. One Ozzy Dad. One massive f**ken scrub python. One son in danger. Regardless of your thoughts on animal cruelty, conservation and the environme...
These bloody legends helped terrified koalas with nice cool drink during heatwave
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In case you’ve been living under a rock, it’s been pretty f**ken hot here in Ozzyland lately. Deadset, with temperatures regularly climbing over forty degrees centigrade, the local humans have been sitting in ball sou...
Ozzy match-up: Tarantula Hawk Wasp takes on a Huntsman Spider
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Roll up, roll up, come one, come all! It’s fight time here at Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, nah, s**t’s about to get physical. It’s about to get violent. It’s about to get downright pugilistic. The two combatants today have...
Watch this deer score a goal and celebrate like a bloody pro
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It doesn’t matter what sport you’re playing, there’s nothing like scoring a last-minute winner to send the fans into overdrive, but it’s pretty clear that if you want to send the crowd into raptures and watch the play...
All this dog wants to be is closer to his human
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Bloody dogs. Man’s best friend. The goodest pets of them all. Top blokes and girls, the lot of them. Yeah, nah, as you know, we bloody love dogs here at Ozzy Man Reviews. We reckon that when it comes to great companio...
A f@*#en octopus and eagle square off at Canadian fish farm
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When you start an article about a bald eagle held in the tight clutches of an octopus, it’s pretty tempting to draw some sort of analogy to the States right now. We’re not sure exactly why that is, but it’s never good...
F@*k-off big kangaroo runs riot through country town
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When it comes to Ozzyland’s army of pissed-off, angry and f**ken hostile creatures, we know there are plenty we can name-drop at the drop of the hat. What many people outside of our big bewdiful dustbowl of a country ...
Someone has been putting Cowboy Hats on Pigeons in Las Vegas
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Any Ozzy worth their salt will tell you that sun safety’s a pretty f**ken important part of life. Apparently, though, were not the only ones behind that message. Yeah, nah, it appears there’s a faction in Las Vegas th...
