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Watch what happens when this bloke leaves a jar of pond-water on his windowsill

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If you’re anything like us, you’re bloody fascinated by the myriad ways in which nature operates. Obviously, we talk about cool s**t like big bloody predatory land animals pretty frequently. S**t, we even venture into...

Matthew McConaughey hosted a bingo session on Zoom for seniors in isolation

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As you know, much of the world is currently confined to lockdown. As a result, more and more of us seem to be becoming au fait with the use of live streaming technology and video-calling software to conquer the isolat...

Forget the doom and gloom for now – here’s some bloody good news stories

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Here at Ozzy Man reviews, we know as much as you do that it’s pretty easy to get caught up in doom, gloom, fear, and paranoia right now, but despite all of the chaos and the changes to our daily lives, this whole thin...

Legend explains how to turn an IKEA lamp into the f**ken death-star

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Mate, right now, the internet’s coming up with plenty of ways for the good folks of the locked-down world to pass their time in social isolation. Surprisingly, relatively few of those seem to involve spanking the span...

UK couple catch their neighbour dressing up as a shrub to escape lockdown

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We’ve all got that one bloke on the street that’s a bit of a clown. Don’t get us wrong, we know that some Ozzies have neighbours who live miles and miles away, but the point still stands. There’s a village idiot in ev...

Twitter responds to Jimmy Fallon asking what they’re doing while in quarantine

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Love or hate Jimmy Fallon, you can’t say that the bloke doesn’t get his audience interacting well. Now, with most of the US on lockdown, the talk-show host is so bored he’s started finding out what other people are do...

Bloke claims he’s nailed the KFC secret recipe and has shared it online

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We all know that KFC’s recipe is a closely guarded secret, but that’s never stopped people from trying to reverse engineer it, nail it through trial and error, or just f**ken fluke it. Despite that, we’ve never really...

Aussie Comedian invades Airforce meeting via Zoom, high ranking officer wasn’t impressed

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As we’ve come to find out over the last few weeks, bloody humans are an innovative bunch when it comes to finding ways of entertaining themselves during a lockdown. Deadset, for those of us who’d normally be occupied ...

Sheila asks Twitter to Photoshop her selfie. You know what happens next!

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If you’re a young whipper-snapper, you were born yesterday, or you’ve been living under a rock since the internet was invented, you might not know how risky it is to ask random strangers on the internet to Photoshop y...

Scientists are sharing their favourite paper titles. Some of them are friggen bonza!

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Yeah, look, despite the stereotype of them being a bunch of dusty old grandpas, scientists aren’t actually as boring as you’d think. Yeah, nah, some of them even act like real people and have real human interests. Dea...

‘Can my husband see his mistress?’ Just one of the questions police have received during lockdown in France

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For some of us living in the western world, the idea of having to live with the threat of virulent illness, quarantine, and general chaos can be a bit much to take. Don’t get us wrong, we know the introverts out there...

Former Champion boxer takes just 30 seconds to teach ‘mouthy’ student a lesson

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Mouthy b**tards. Unfortunately, we all know at least one of these guys. Sometimes they’re pretty funny, but most of the time, they just don’t stop annoying you with their constant s**t-talking. And when we say constan...

These social distancing pickup lines will make your bloody day!

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Rightio, ya big bloody legends, let’s talk coping mechanisms for a minute or two. Obviously, some of us will just rely on our tried vices at a time like this. As long as you do you in moderation, we’re not gonna whing...

100 year old bloke asked the Internet for 101,000 likes after his birthday was cancelled

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The internet can be a fickle b*tch. We all know that it’s moods change with the shifting of the tides, and the sense of entitlement on social media like Twitter can often lead to strange and savage humours. So when a ...

Danish supermarket comes up with a brilliant pricing loophole to stop hand sanitiser hoarding

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Mate, you’re probably sick of us whinging about hoarding – along with everyone else – but we can’t not talk about an ingenious solution to it cooked up by a Danish supermarket. Seriously, something had to be done, and...