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This bloke created a smoke breathing Godzilla Christmas tree
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Now that December’s well and truly here and everyone should have their Christmas tree up, we’re gonna give you a squiz at the tree we reckon might just be the king of them all. We give you, Tree-f**ken-zilla! Have a b...
Video of Boy with Down Syndrome comforting his Autistic Friend viewed millions of times
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Life can be a bloody bitch sometimes. Deadset, we’ve all had days where we just wanna cry our eyes out, assume the foetal position and scream, or just have a grand old whinge, and you know what, there’s f**k-all wrong...
Kevin Hart has posted online for first time since devastating car crash
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As you probably know, Kevin Hart took a pretty nasty car-ride to Destination F**ked in the not too distant past. It was pretty big news at the time, with loads of the bloke’s friends and family sending their best. The...
This bloke taste-tested every frozen Hawaiian pizza in Australia
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For some reason, pineapple on pizza’s become a contentious issue in recent years. The reason for that sudden upsurge in discussion is pretty unclear, but whether or not someone likes something you think is gross or vi...
Bloke who chopped half his hand off could wiggle it just days later after surgery
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Mate, we don’t know about you, but if we chopped our own f**ken hand off at work, we’d be bloody distraught. Honestly, your hand’s pretty bloody important. You need it to hold a beer, to scratch your arse and to tie y...
It took David Attenborough 50 years to capture footage of this monkey species
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We make no secret of the fact that, in these parts, Steve ‘bloody legend’ Irwin is king of the animal world. We still believe that, but there’s no denying that David Attenborough is its god. Deadset, we reckon even St...
Paul Rudd likes to photobomb pictures with a ‘ballsack’
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The human body is a pretty bloody wonderful thing. Deadset, it comes with tonnes of hidden extras that you’ll never know about unless someone shows you. Of course, not everyone can do all the tricks. Yeah, nah, that’d...
Irish bloke brilliantly pranks his family during own funeral
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If you’ve ever known a true prankster, you’ll know that stopping what they’re doing just isn’t an option for them. Yeah, nah, those people are the ones who always take it too far. The ones who get told a joke’s not fu...
Terminally ill scientist becomes ‘Full Cyborg’ after latest surgery
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Back in the day, it used to be that if you were terminally ill, you had to hope for the chance to freeze yourself if you wanted to prolong your life. These days, though, science and technology has come a bloody long w...
This bloody legend scammed a scammer and saved innocent person from losing $2000
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We’ve spoken before about the various lowlife scumbags of the world, and shared our thoughts on the topic of scammers. As you can imagine, we’re not fans. Thankfully, neither is YouTuber Jim Browning. If you don’t kno...
Plumber hits legendary status after refusing payment from elderly woman
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When you’re asked to think of the most legendary plumber you know, the chances are that you’re gonna opt for that famous video game bloke of Italian descent, Luigi. We reckon you really should rethink that and conside...
The Rock trolls Kevin Hart in update after accident
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Unless you live with your head in the sand, you probably know that Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson is a bit of a legend. You probably also know that Kevin Hart was seriously hurt in a car crash just recently. Although news ...
CCTV shows bloody legend bang on neighbours door to warn them of fire and helps them evacuate
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Mate, we’ve said it on here a thousand times, but people really are bloody awesome. Sure, there are a few wankers out there, but by and large, most people are bloody top blokes and fully grouse sheilas. And why should...
Incredible moment as mother dolphin jumps to thank fishermen for rescuing her baby
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Friggen dolphins are pretty bloody special creatures. Deadset, we love the buggers. We reckon they’re probably the worst bloody thing to put in a tin of tuna and we know that anyone who’s seen the cheeky water-bogans ...
Amazing moment as bloke on a 133km/h roller-coaster catches someone’s dropped phone
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If you’ve ever been a fan of the cricket, you’ll know all about classic bloody catches. These are the catches that defy the odds, that laugh in their face of common sense, that piss on the line between impossible and ...
Mobility scooter hoons past police car during slow pursuit
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If you’ve been on the internet in the last week or so, you might have managed to catch a pretty bloody funny viral video of a bloke on a mobility scooter leading cops on a wild goose-chase through some of Kiwiland’s b...
This hero put hands on a robber after seeing Elderly Woman knocked to the ground
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Sometimes it can seem like the whole world is just full to the brim with arseholes, pricks and scumbags. Fortunately, though, there are also a whole bunch of top blokes, smashing sheilas and bloody legends that allevi...
Family accidentally text baby news to strangers, stunned by result
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If there’s one thing that’s always cause for celebration, it’s having a bloody baby. Deadset, considering it’s something people manage to do by accident; we do get pretty excited whenever a friend or family member pop...
Heinz has launched a new Mayo-Ketchup hybrid called ‘SaucySauce’
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Let’s be honest, there’s really nothing as good as hot bloody chips. It doesn’t matter where you come from or what your name is, we can probably all agree that if we had to introduce aliens to the greatest food on ear...
Disney announces Home Alone reboot and Macaulay Culkin responds
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Any 90s kid who didn’t watch Home Alone 50,000 friggen times can’t really claim to be a 90s kid. It’s basically the staple-diet kids’ film of a generation and it’s remained a classic for that reason. So, it’s probably...
