All Good Onya Awards
Drunk as f**k passenger caught peeing on back of airline seat
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There’s no doubt about it: flying officially sucks a wombat’s wazzer. Whether you’re flying long-distance or short-distance, late at night or early in the morning, you just can’t say that it’s a pleasant experience. T...
Couple finds buried safe in their backyard
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F**k! I don’t know about you, but I really haven’t found much exciting in my back yard. One day a chilli fell over the fence from the neighbour’s hanging garden and I thought that was a pretty tops score, but that’s a...
Driver Traps Fuming Motorcyclist Inside Double-Decker Bus After Road Rage Incident
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Those of you who’ve ridden motorcycles know there’s nothing worse than a bloody idiot who pulls out in front of you even though they’ve clearly seen you – particularly if they’ve done it in the wet. You probably a...
Hilariously Awkward Taco Bell Stand-Off Ends in Police Being Called
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When you gotta eat, you gotta eat – and if you’re anything like the two hungry sheilas in today’s viral video, you’re not letting anybody get between you and your taco! Check out this delightfully awkward video featu...
Angry Mum Texts Man Instead Of Daughter And Things Get Weird
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Every now and then, even the best of us dial the wrong bloody number. It’s annoying and it’s a waste of time, but it’s certainly pretty easy to deal with. You just apologise, check the digits and politely hang up. ...
Man Decides To Vape A Tide Pod And It Does Not Go Well
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The internet has brought humanity some bloody awesome things. You can instantly message friends and family across the world, you can buy pretty much anything in existence from somewhere online, and businesses have bo...
Italian Bloke On Bicycle Uses Home Made Fireworks Launcher During Road Rage
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We love a bloody good road-rage incident here at Ozzyman Reviews, and this bizarre clash between a cyclist and two blokes on a moped from Italy is up there with the best of them. Check this sh** out! F** me sideway...
The Strategy to Win Monopoly Almost Every Single Time Has Been Shared Online
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Thanks to a huge range of clever and creative new titles on the market, board-games are cooler than they've ever been. Whether you're playing a shiny new game or an old classic like Monopoly, one thing hasn't changed....
Couple Who Promised To Divorce If Same-Sex Marriage Passed Renege On Promise
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You may remember the Canberra couple, Nick and Sarah Jensen, who said that if Gay Marriage became a ‘thing’ in Ozzyland they’d be forced to divorce. Well, the Governor General, Sir Peter Cosgrove signed that bad boy ...
Man Owns Racist Woman When She Didn’t Believe He Could Be A First Class Passenger
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Racism comes in many forms. Whether we’re talking about the totally f****d up extreme and violent end of racism or the bloody insidious form that poisons people’s minds and encourages them to act out on prejudices th...
Angry McNugget Lover Arrested After Ordering 200 Hash Browns
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I’ve gotta say, straight up, this is one of the most bogan news stories I’ve ever read. It’s a tale of disappointment, a tale of anger, of lost tempers and, undoubtedly, a tale of regret. Let’s get the basics out ...
Drunk Bloke Shoots Himself in the D*ck When Hassling a Gator
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Mate, if you want to see the ultimate reason why you shouldn’t be combining guns, booze and alligators; today’s video is right up your alley. In it, you can see a none-too-wise bloke from Brazil taunt a gator with...
Angry Driver Nearly Runs Himself Over In Road Rage Incident
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Dashcams are bloody grouse aren’t they? Designed originally to provide people with evidence when some silly bloody shenanigans left them needing to make an insurance claim they’ve had the unintended benefit of providi...
Bloke Kills Spider With Blowtorch, Burns House Down In Process
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The phrase, ‘kill it with fire’ is a pretty bloody epic one. It makes a great f***ing meme, and an awesome throwback to John Carpenter’s seminal 1982 horror movie The Thing. Sh**, you could even get away with saying i...
Wife’s Annoying Habit Made This Bloke Hide In A Forest For 10 Years
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The nagging wife, an oft-used comedy trope, probably isn’t as funny as television makes her seem. And nagging anyone isn’t fun really. Let’s not make this misogynous: nagging bosses, nagging parents, nagging siblings...
News Reporter Left Embarrassed After Perfect Photobomb on Live TV
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Sometimes live television is a real gift. It’s the kind of thing that gives us an uncensored swear-word, an overly confident streaker who really should have waited for warmer weather or just a news report that deliver...
Bloke Refuses To Stop Smoking While Pumping Fuel, Employee Has Perfect Solution
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I just absolutely love it when smokers are the butt of a joke. That’s what makes this video so bloody good. It’s filmed on security cam from a service station and it’s believed to be from Bulgaria. Now, if there’s ...
Breakfast TV Hosts Lose Their Sh*t After Nudist Interview Goes Wrong
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Nudists. Apparently, they’re a real thing. And for some reason they were on the Today show this week. To me, that’s just bizarre. It’s live television. Anything could have gone wrong. And of course, it did. ...
Horrific Moment Bloke Sprinkles His Pubes On The Head Of Sleeping Woman
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Ah, the good old ‘rake’. Doesn’t that bring back memories of high school days and filthy little grots plucking a few loose pubes and sprinkling them on unsuspecting victims? Thankfully, grown-ups don’t have to worry a...
Old Dude Riding The Subway REFUSES To Be Intimidated By Man Claiming To Have Killed His Parents
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Here in Straya, we don’t actually have Subway systems, so our only knowledge of them comes from movies and the internet. That might be why the average Ozzy bloke or Ozzy sheila could be forgiven for thinking, yeah, na...
