Hilariously Awkward Taco Bell Stand-Off Ends in Police Being Called
When you gotta eat, you gotta eat – and if you’re anything like the two hungry sheilas in today’s viral video, you’re not letting anybody get between you and your taco! Check out this delightfully awkward video featuring two humans unwilling to back down over who gets their tacos first below…
Look, I get it. I just spent a few weeks travelling and nothing sh*ts me more than dodgy bastards cutting in line. The real life f***wits who pretend they’re looking for someone at customs only to jump to the front of the queue.
Yeah, we’re onto you, you scumbags. Wait in line like everyone else.
Anyway, this article is about a frankly cringeworthy video filmed outside a Taco Bell. It begins when the girl filming the confrontation as she arrives at Taco Bell.
At first she’s a little baffled when she sees two cars blocking each-other’s access to the drive through.
She gives them a little toot and a kind reminder not to be f***ing knob-ends…aaaaand that’s when she’s sucked into the chaos. In her own words, “Can you just back up, dude, like I’m trying to have a food.”
Unfortunately, the woman she’s talking to is full of principles, she’s hungry, she’s stubborn and she’s not backing down. Nope, instead she’s called the police. Over the Taco Bell drive-thru.
Eventually management comes out and there all like, “What the actual f***?” But it doesn’t matter, neither of these hardheaded women are backing down. “Nope, I’m not backing down, f*** her.”
Finally, like most of these things, it peters out when the first woman eventually changes her mind, decides she’s going to be the better person and backs up.
And then the police arrive. Seriously.
I’m not sure exactly how manifest destiny brought these two buttheads together at a time when the stars were in alignment and the tide was obviously in, but thankfully it did. Just remember people, sometimes you just need to let the queue jumpers through – it’s still quicker than arguing with them.
That way everyone gets ‘a food’ without the conflict and only one person has to look like a dick.
F***-knuckles. The lot of them.
H/T: Meme Supreme.