All Crikey!
Ozzy Police release footage of UFO claiming “we are not alone”
38.94K Views0 Comments
Righto, stop f**king about, don your tin-foil hats, cue the X-Files music and get ready to s**t your bloody pants. Extra-terrestrials are here. They’ve arrived. They’ve come to mutilate our f**ken cows, abduct our red...
The bloke who made the glitter-bomb has now helped clean undrinkable water
1.42K Views0 Comments
G’day, ya glorious f**kknuckles. We’d like to start this one off by saying we hope you're keeping your fluids up and that we hope you’ve got the freshest cleanest water available to you. The reason we say that is simp...
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s house looks like something out of a bloody horror film
3.69K Views0 Comments
Look, right off the bat, that’s a bloody big call. But, it’s pretty much accurate. And, just for clarity’s sake, we’re not talking about a spooky one like the house on Niebolt street in It. Yeah, nah, we’re talking ab...
Genius lottery winning bloke wears “Scream” mask to collect prize ceremony
11.96K Views0 Comments
Winning the lotto is supposed to be a bloody good reason to celebrate. You’re supposed to collect your check then walk into the local tav and buy everyone a round of beers. Then you need to walk into work and tell the...
Bloke who thinks his “Johnson” keeps getting bigger gets embarrassing reality check by Doctor
47.30K Views0 Comments
Fark, this is a tough one to get through without a bit of a shudder. Obviously, you’ve seen the headline and you get the general gist of it, but just to make it more clear, anyone who’s ever watched Red Dwarf is famil...
Teen jailed after buying PS4 for $10 by scanning it as “fruit” at self-checkout, twice
16.88K Views0 Comments
Bloody hell, this story really highlights the fact that some blokes are just born with the ability to rort the system and come up with some sketchy-as-f**k methods to score themselves a bloody bargain. Deadset, have a...
This bloke had wet dreams over his cockroach girlfriend, and ate her when she died
10.40K Views0 Comments
All right, let’s get the caveats out of the way this one, because it’s gonna escalate pretty f**ken quickly. We bloody love the Japanese and have tonnes of respect for their culture. We think they’re a bunch of mint b...
Elon Musk fires the Mars Starship Raptor engine for the first time
22.54K Views0 Comments
Elon Musk has set tongues ablaze with some cheeky tweets that hopefully will pave way for human passage to Mars. That’s right mars. Elon and his mates at SpaceX lit a rocket on fire and the space geekery world literal...
Teenager wakes to find over 16 million bucks in his bank account after bank made error
1.40K Views0 Comments
Whether you’re a bloody hard worker whose okay with some fair dinkum hard yakka or not, you can’t deny that the ultimate dream is becoming rich while doing absolutely f**k-all to deserve it. You know, like the Kardash...
Meet the bloody legend who saved homeless people from the polar vortex
5.38K Views0 Comments
By now, we’ve all heard of the polar vortex that’s been freezing the USA’s collective balls, butts and boobs off, but while we’ve been inundated with humorous videos of blokes burning themselves with hot water and blo...
Sheila’s wet hair freezes solid after stepping outside
19.51K Views0 Comments
In case you’re not aware, it’s really bloody cold in the US at the moment. Deadset, temperatures have dropped to the almost unbelievably low minus 40 degrees Celsius mark. That is f**ken ridiculous. At that temperatur...
Bloke attempts boiling water trick in freezing conditions, f**ks it up
26.22K Views0 Comments
With the bloody awesome high-def cameras and technology we have these days, anyone can quickly and easily create beautiful photos and videos with a little bit of help from the technology at hand. When you add the perf...
20kg of red hot steel is placed on a frozen lake in Finnish experiment
32.86K Views0 Comments
Whether you wanna go right back to the days of Robert Frost or stick closer to contemporary times with Game of Thrones, the everlasting conflict between fire and ice has always been one to watch. On one hand, you’ve g...
Geologist gets revenge on neighbour who left huge boulder in her driveway
36.98K Views0 Comments
G’day, ya toerags. How are you all doing? Hopefully, you’re not dealing with neighbours as painful as the ones the star of today’s story, Melissa Scruggs from California, has to endure. Anyone who’s ever lived next do...
Drunken football sheila fan breaks the laws of physics in men’s bathroom
6.10K Views0 Comments
One of the common things that men who are daunted by women like to use as a bloody strange badge of honour is the argument that at least they can pee standing up. Well, he hate to piss on their parade, but while i...
While Aussies swelter, North America is so f**ken cold that Niagara Falls has frozen over
5.15K Views0 Comments
We spoke to you bloody legends the other day about the fact it was so hot here in Ozzyland you could cook a f**ken steak in a hot car. But it turns out that while we were bemoaning that bullsh*t, parts of the Northern...
Pommy tourists from hell visit New Zealand, thousands join forces to have them deported
46.93K Views0 Comments
Ah, the British. There’s really two ways of looking at them. Depending on your perspective, they might be exceedingly posh b*stards who eat cucumber sandwiches, drink tea and look down their noses at everyone, or they...
Bloke has 15 beers pumped into his stomach in order to save his life
42.16K Views0 Comments
Anyone who’s bloody anyone has heard stories of dudes, dudettes, blokes and blokettes needing their stomach pumped after a heavy night on the sauce. Sh*t, there’s probably more than a few of you out there who tell tha...
It’s so f*cken hot in Australia right now, a cafe has cooked a steak in a parked car
14.81K Views0 Comments
In news every bit as surprising as water is wet, the sky is blue, and beer is f**ken delicious, Ozzyland is f**ken hot. Now, before you say, no sh*t, we’re gonna qualify that absurd claim for you. Ozzyland is in the m...
Video footage captured in Brazil shows it’s f*cken raining spiders
12.53K Views0 Comments
These days, you’ll hear plenty of people talk sh*t about the coming end times. With all the earthquakes, tidal waves, strange creatures washing up on beaches, and existence of a president like Donald Trump, you could ...
