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Drunk bloke wakes up in strangers house and the owner’s reaction is f**ken gold
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Most of us have heard stories from our bulls**t artist mates about that time they were so bloody maggoted they woke up in a stranger’s house with no f**ken clue where they were or how they got there. Usually, the stor...
Bloke tracks down kids who egged his house, forces them to clean it up
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It’s probably not too much of a stretch to say that egging the f**k out of houses is something of a rite of passage. It’s a bloody crack-up, and even though it’s pretty bloody annoying for the bloke or sheila being eg...
Sheila panics after seeing spider while driving, crashes car
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Bloody spiders ay. Those little f**kers with their eight legs, their eight eyes and their burning hatred of mankind are pretty f**ken scary to some people. Deadset, some people drop a bollock as soon as they see even ...
Female weightlifter’s arm snaps in two places as she attempts a lift
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Remember that weird double-jointed kid who could bend their arm in a bunch of inhuman ways? You probably do, and that’s because the s**t they did with their limbs was f**ken unnatural. Yeah, nah, our arms and legs jus...
Police find 44 diamonds in bloke’s human pocket
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We’ve probably all heard the saying that pressure makes diamonds. While it’s kind of true in a geological way, we tend to use the phrase as a metaphorical way of saying someone does well under pressure. The reason we’...
Emergency ‘911’ operators have shared the phone calls they’ll never forget
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We often talk about that unseen social contract most of us in the civilised world adhere to on Ozzy Man Reviews, and we reckon that’s important. It’s too easy to just go about our lives complacent of the cogs, gears a...
Toddler manages to lock Dad’s iPad for 47 years
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Kids. Let’s be honest, they’re pretty f**ken great. Just ask anyone who has one and they’ll tell you they’re cherubic bundles of joy that bring nothing but joy and happiness to your life. Well, most of the time, they’...
Gymnast has a bloody brutal fall straight into Destination F#@*ed
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Look, it’s no secret we bloody love some of that awesome flippy-spinny s**t gymnasts all over the world do. The way they bounce around the mat like f**ken frogs or fleas or even bloody rabbits is pretty impressive stu...
People are sharing the most basic s**t they’ve never done…
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In a globalised world, it’s pretty normal for everything to be homogenous, ubiquitous and f**ken everywhere. Seriously, there’s really not much you can do about it. With easy travel and transport across the world, it’...
Bloke chooses to live like a dog, eats from bowl and barks at friends in the street
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Here in Ozzyland, we’ve had the joy of Barking Dog Man for some time, but we don’t reckon that even he can compete with this fella from Pommyland. No s**t, Barking Dog Man is a bit of a character, but we feel comforta...
The world’s best airport has a f***en rainforest inside!
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One of the great joys of the modern world is that we’re starting to look at things like infrastructure a bit differently. Take airports for an example. In the past, they were bug f**ken monuments to industry. To be fa...
Sheila who lost her forehead has a warning for others!
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Let’s not beat around the bush here, we’ve all referred to the balding bloke’s forehead as a fivehead – or sixhead, sevenhead or eighthead – and that’s okay. It’s all well and good to make fun of your mates, but the r...
Sheila gives birth to twins with two different fathers
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We’ll be f**ked if this story doesn’t get a bloody big CRIKEY, but over in China, a woman has given birth to twins – from two different fathers. Obviously, we all know the basic ins and outs of baby-making revolve aro...
Aussie bloke finds 100kg shark head bitten clean off by something
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We all know that the waters off the coast of Australia are full of terrifying s**t. We’ve got jellyfish that’ll f**ken kill ya, octopuses that’ll f**ken kill ya and sharks that’ll f**ken kill ya. Of course, that’s not...
Captain bans sheila midflight after having huge meltdown because no Pepsi was available
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We live in a world that’s all about instant gratification. You can f**ken stream your favourite movies on demand. Get information about pretty much anything ever with a few swipes of your mobile phone and order food t...
Synthetic alcohol could be here in 5 years – and it has no hangover symptoms
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Let’s be honest, there’s nothing quite as relaxing at the end of the week as a nice cold brewski. Whether you’re a fan of the spirits, the beers or the wines, there’s a poison for each of you. And by poison, we mean i...
9-year-old kid attempts to rob jewellery store armed with toy gun but fails miserably
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You’ve probably heard a million old farts talking about the bloody kids these days. “They’re outta control,” they’ll say. “They just need a good kick in the arse,” they reckon. “They’ve got no respect,” they whinge. W...
These photos of the unseen side of things will change the way you see the world
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It’s probably a pretty fair statement to say that the world runs on a need to know basis. If you don’t actually need to know something for your career, your interests or your general wellbeing, you probably don’t know...
“Toey” elephant smashes cars and houses after failing to find a missus
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If you’ve ever come across a group of toey incels online, you’ll know all too well that some people don’t cope well when they can’t get no satisfaction. Unfortunately, people aren’t the only ones who don’t know what t...
Bloke tricked Facebook and Google into paying him $172 million
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We’ve all heard of get-rich-quick schemes, but even though most of us probably harbour something of a desire to make one work, not many of us really think they’re all they’re cracked up to be. Sometimes, though, these...
