Sheila panics after seeing spider while driving, crashes car
Bloody spiders ay. Those little f**kers with their eight legs, their eight eyes and their burning hatred of mankind are pretty f**ken scary to some people. Deadset, some people drop a bollock as soon as they see even a little spider. And it doesn’t even matter if they’re sheilas. Yeah, nah, some of ‘em find spiders so scary they literally grow a bollock just so they can drop it. That’s presumably what happened to a New York chick who saw one while she’s driving…
You might think that seeing a spider while you’re driving is something you put out of mind. Something you can freak out about later.
Yeah, nah, f**ken nah, just hit panic stations, hit the skids, hit the bloody tree.
You might die in the process, but hopefully you’ll take the little arachnid with you.
That’s exactly what happened to an unidentified sheila as she was driving through Cairo in New York. Here’s what the local cops had to say about it:
“After investigating today’s crash on Silver Spur Road we feel it necessary to bring up a contributing factor that is not covered too often. It is believed that the operator of the vehicle noticed a SPIDER in the drivers’ area with her as she was driving.
The operator panicked and crashed suffering a leg injury from the crash. We know that it is easier for some drivers than others but PLEASE, try to teach new drivers and yourselves to overcome the fear and pull over to a safe place. Lives depend on it.”
Farken strewth, mate, we make ‘em bloody right. Fact is most spiders aren’t going to hurt you. We know a phobia is a phobia and it takes years of practice and conditioning to get over most of them, but it’s coping with your fear is way better than dying – or killing someone else.
This chick was lucky she only hurt her leg, but she’s – kind of obviously – pretty shaken up about it.
And you know what makes it all worse? You just know the spider probably crawled out of the wreckage, wondering why humans keep screaming and carrying on every time it introduces itself. It just wants to make friends. Poor bugger.
Final thought: This is probably something pertinent to us here in Ozzyland, and we have to say that if you can’t keep it together for long enough to get off the road before you cack your dacks, scream your tits off and drop that freshly grown bollock, maybe you shouldn’t be on the road. What do you blokes and blokettes reckon? Hit up the comments on Facey.
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