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These water-activated street murals come alive when it rains

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Unless you’re a farmer out in the big dry, you can usually be forgiven for thinking that rain is actually a bit crap. If you’re a sheila, it makes your hair go frizzier than a freshly shampooed muff, and if you’re a b...

A sheila chugged an entire bottle of Cognac rather than hand it to airport security

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If you’ve ever been through an airport, you’ll be aware that customs people are some of the most joyless, miserable and hard-to-please blokes and blokettes on the planet. It doesn’t matter where you are, there’s just ...

Plane passenger opens emergency exit door thinking it was the toilet

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Even at the best of times, flying is about as enjoyable as getting swarmed by a bloody deluge of mozzies. The seats are squishy, the food is terrible and every now and then, some flamin’ galah opens the emergency exit...

MIke Tyson is building a 407-acre weed holiday resort

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If you’re the kind of bloke who loves to chill out to the sound of a bubbling bong, you might be pretty keen on seeing exactly what boxing legend and weed aficionado Mike Tyson has been cooking up for his next-flamin-...

You can now share a brewski with your good boi thanks to these non-alcoholic beers

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Mate, if there’s one thing we love to share with the boys here at Ozzy Man Reviews, it’s a couple of cold brewskis. There really is nothing better than chilling out with your mates, knocking some cold ones on the head...

Cat fitted with four bionic paws after losing limbs to frostbite

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We’ve all heard the saying ‘cats always land on their feet,’ right? Well, while that always turns out to be true when you throw the neighbour’s annoying cat back over the fence, it’s also true on a deeper and cheesier...

Dad kicked out of the delivery room by nurse for making rude jokes

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Back in the day, or so it seems, no bloke worth his salt was ever seen in the delivery room when the missus was squeezing out a fresh cherub. They just sat outside the door, slowly getting sloshed and preparing their ...

This guy heard a lady call him fat so bought out the entire store so she missed out

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No matter where you’re at in your own life, there’s not really any reason that justifies being a c**t about it in public. It’s something that just makes other people feel s**t, and in fairness, we never know what diff...

The motives behind television’s most notorious hack remains a mystery 30 years later

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Those of you who are into your conspiracy theories and s**t will know exactly what the Max Headroom television hack was. Those of who you aren’t familiar with this iconic moment in television history are about to beco...

Footage of Japanese chef reveals what the inside of a giant squid looks like

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We’ve talked about octopuses a few times here on Ozzy Man Reviews, but we’ve never really given much love to their cousins, the squid. And that’s not really fair. We f**ken love calamari, and when we recently came acr...

These legends on reddit have helped raise 100k for Emilia Clarke’s charity

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Even though she’s written a New Yorker article about it, not many blokes and sheilas know that Emilia Clarke – the actress who plays Dany in GOT – had to have brain surgery in the early seasons of the show. At the tim...

Pot Lawyers launch ‘shut the f**k up Friday’ to help educate dispensary workers

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From what we understand over here in the Land of Oz, getting arrested in the States can be a f**ken scary proposition. Yeah, deadset, we’ve seen your cops in a few YouTube videos and those guys like to bust heads. Obv...

YouTuber goes viral after obliterating paid sponsor’s product

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You blokes and blokettes are probably as aware as we are that internet reviews are a pretty f**ken major currency in the online world. In fact, if you’re anything like us, you’ve probably been offered free desserts fo...

Apple fanboys react to its $1000 computer stand

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It’s probably fair to say there are two types of people in the world: those who don’t bother with Apple products and those who love to get rorted for gimmicky s**t. And that’s okay; each to their own and all that. Fan...

German circus uses holograms instead of live animals to combat animal cruelty

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You know, we’ve gotta be straight up with you on this one, but when we were younger, we bloody loved going to the circus and seeing the clowns, the trapeze and the animals. Of course, circuses have come in for a bit o...

This surfer has made $27 million after inventing salt shooting gun to kill flies

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You know, we reckon that every single one of us comes up with a f**ken tops idea from time to time. It’s just the nature of the beast. When there are so many crazy thoughts flitting through your noggin, you’ve eventua...

Aussie legend in underwear chases off home intruder with didgeridoo

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F**K YES, Australia, F**k yes! If there’s one thing we bloody love about this sunburnt country of ours, it’s the bloody determination of our everyday people to stick up for what’s theirs and give the big f**k you to a...

Tourist group instantly learn lesson after forgetting to lock car door on safari

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It seems like everywhere you go these days there are bloody safety directions. If you’re like us, you’ve probably looked at some of them and wondered just why the f**k we need some of the blatantly obvious directions ...

Jason Momoa goes viral calling out blokes who cut shark’s tail off for a joke

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We talk loads of s**t and laugh at loads of stuff we probably shouldn’t here at Ozzy Man Reviews, but even we’ve got standards. Matter of fact, one of the lines we draw is right around animal cruelty. There’s really n...

A bunch of mind boggling sh*t that looks completely like other sh*t

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As you’re probably aware, the world’s a bloody bewdiful place that’s choc-a-block with mysteries, puzzles and f**ken mind-benders. Amongst all that, we’re often forced to wonder exactly what something is – particularl...