Pot Lawyers launch ‘shut the f**k up Friday’ to help educate dispensary workers
From what we understand over here in the Land of Oz, getting arrested in the States can be a f**ken scary proposition. Yeah, deadset, we’ve seen your cops in a few YouTube videos and those guys like to bust heads. Obviously, there’s a whole range of things you might be getting in trouble for, but thankfully, two US brothers, Marc and Craig Wasserman, are the f**ken experts when it comes to weed-based crimes…
Again, from the outside looking in, we know that a few places over there in Seppoland have legalised pot in various forms and ways, but apparently, you can still get in the s**t for it in California.
And that’s exactly where these two Better Call Saul-style lawyers operate.
According to their pretty f**ken spectacular website, these two old potheads have ‘represented countless Marijuana Business clients from dispensaries, patient cooperatives, marijuana delivery services, cultivation, marijuana manufacturing, and criminal defence for marijuana related crimes here in the State of California.’
To help spread the word about how exactly bongheads need to act when they’re questioned by the cops, they’ve championed a very simple script.
WHY DID YOU PULL ME OVER?”
“I’M NOT DISCUSSING MY DAY”
“AM I BEING DETAINED OR AM I FREE TO GO?”
If detained you say, “I INVOKE THE 5TH!” Then you…
SHUT THE F**K UP!
Obviously, it has to be simple, because if you know any smokers, you’ll know they’ve got memories like goldfish, but to go along with their script, these legends also offer a s**tload of videos that offer similar messages.
In the one you’ll see below, they talk specifically about the importance of shutting the f**k up when a cop wants to question you about your day on the billies.
We’ve gotta give it to ‘em, they know how to bloody well sell it.
Final thought: If you’re the kind of bloke or sheila who’d need this expertise in your life, then we guess it’s pretty f**ken handy. Watching real-life lawyers talk like Saul Goodman has sure as f**k made our day, though. The US sure is a strange bloody place.
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Video Link: Pot Brothers at Law