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Wine fermentation tank explodes, spilling 30,000 litres of piss

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Ah, the old exploding can of fizzy drink trick. It’s a staple of kids cartoons, features in a classic episode of the Simpsons, and has probably been conducted by older brothers around the world in their ongoing serie...

“Sex toy and porn” during horror job interview

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Sometimes we look at our own headlines and ask ourselves what the f**k is that all about, and this is one of those headlines. We generally have an understanding in society that lawyers, barristers, judges and the like...

Some of the most f*cked up ways people have caught their partners cheating

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Ya know, we’re pretty f**ken au fait with reading other people’s horror stories on Reddit. In fact, some of you big bloody legends probably still have some of these creepy stories playing on your mind. When we saw tha...

Prisoners use drone to get Chinese takeaway delivered

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Fair f**ken dinkum, drones have got to be one of the most important inventions in the last hundred years or so. They’ve completely revolutionised the way we do all sorts of shit. Need to spy on someone? Drone. Need to...

Redditors reveal the most awkward times they were walked in on masturbating

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Life, it seems, is full of awkward moments. We’ve all experienced them. They’re usually unexpected, and quite frequently, they’re a bloody shock to the system. I mean, we can all make a verbal faux pas from time to ti...

Puffer fish destroys anyone in his f*cken way

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Ooooohhh yyyeeeaaahhh!!!! It’s bloody fight time. Invite your mates over, crank up your f**ken Survivor album, knock back a couple of tinnies, and enjoy the latest and greatest animal battle. Today, we’re leaving the ...

How police are now busting people using their phone while driving

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We’re pretty sure we’ve said this before on Ozzy Man Reviews, but when you’re driving, you don’t really have an excuse not to do it safely. Unless you’re in a demolition derby, we guess. If that’s the case, you f**ken...

Seal slaps the f*cken shit out of noisy kayaker with an octopus

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Yeah, we know that sounds like the set up to a punchline, and we promise that if it were it’d be a real kneeslapper. A proper hit with the ladies! And er, yeah, I’m done now. Three puns before we’ve even hit the artic...

Pizza guy arrested after video of him “making pizzas” goes viral online

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G’day, ya big bloody wankers! How ya going today? We’re going pretty good here at Ozzy Man Reviews. It’s just about pizza-time and we all know how good a piping hot, freshly made pizza is. Pizza’s one of the few foods...

Bloke recreates Lord of the Rings scene with 150,000 Lego masterpiece

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Farken hell! Sometimes you look at a lego build and think, hang on ya hairy-toed wanker, you’ve gotta be Tolkien the piss with this one. This, this, is one of those builds. And let’s start by saying f**ken well done o...

F*cken brilliant tattoos that come to life when bending limbs

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It’s been a while since I picked up a Mad Magazine, but do they still have those awesome folding images inside the back cover? Oh, the times we had folding the f**k out of magazines in the newsagent – usually before c...

Uber passenger drives himself home from airport after driver was too drunk

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It’s probably fair to say Uber has had a decent few years. Yeah, they’ve had some hiccups and they’re not allowed to operate in some places, but in our neck of the woods at least, you don’t often hear folks say they’r...

Some of the creepiest moments in Reddit history

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G’day ya bloody larrikins. How the f**k are ya? Me, I’m good. I’ve just come out of a DEEP rabbit-warren of Reddit threads and I’m blinking in the sunlight. It’s nice to know you’re all out here because, f**k me dead,...

Scientists have confirmed where you should go during a zombie apocalypse

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F**ken zombies! The walking dead! Skels! Shamblers! Biters! Lurkers! Whatever you wanna call ‘em, they’re a tonne of fun when it comes to fiction, and they always make for a great theoretical conversation about how yo...

The terrifying moment bloke feeds grasshopper to spider

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We’ve spoken before on this very website about spiders and the fact that they are f**ken machines when it comes to killing the sh*t out of their prey, terrifying wives and girlfriends everywhere, and looking like they...